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Song Parodies -> "No Stopping This Merge"

Original Song Title:

"On Top of the World"

Original Performer:

Imagine Dragons

Parody Song Title:

"No Stopping This Merge"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We're talking business mergers here, we're talking something a bit more...parasitic.
'Fraid I want your body
Hence I'm standin' way too near 'cause
This tech just works this way, it's true
What do I mean by tech? Well
Know you've said you've got no head for
The technobabble that I use
Put my hands on your shoulders
Does that massage feel deeper?
No hyperbole that I need usin'
I'm sorry, but you are mine now

Cause there's no stoppin' this merge, hey
Ain't no stoppin' this merge, hey
Been waitin' for this for a while now
I promise you this won't hurt
So jealous of your smile, hey
Been wantin' your grin for a while, hey
"Take it with me if I can"
You've heard me say this, ain't no lie
There's no stoppin' this merge

I know it may seem awkward
Makes you wanna force your way out
But all your efforts are for nothin'
Should really give up this, but
Honestly this proves my point cause
I love your strength, had to do somethin'
And takin' it was my choice now

So there's no stoppin' this merge, hey
Ain't no stoppin' this merge, hey
Been plannin' all this for a while now
Wantin' to fuse and usurp
Your position in life, hey
I'll smooth it over with your wife, hey
I may sound like a bad man
But you're comin' off as a child
There's no stoppin' this merge

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Yeah, there's no stoppin' this merge, hey
Ain't no stoppin' this merge, hey
Not takin' the piss, flesh is mine now
Once you're consumed, I might burp
Please calm down, quit the fight, hey
Or this may not come out alright, hey
Could end up with three eyes, man
Or two assholes, which would be shite

And I know it's harsh what I'm sayin' now
That it's a real step up to be me, I've found
So let up now, let up, a-let up now
Sure, it may sound harsh, but it's the truth now
That you won't be missed, bud, they hate you, I've found
So let up now, let up, a-let up now

Cause there's no stoppin' this merge, hey (it's way beyond harsh, but, well, stiff shit, now)
Ain't no stoppin' this merge, hey (once this thing started up, it plain can't shut down)
I want your good genes with my mind now (so let up now, let up, a-let up now)
Please don't assume I'm a jerk
That just puts rage in my mind, hey (do I detect a spark in your brain right now?)
Could make me lose grip, which ain't right, hey (I think I screwed things up, wish I could shut down)
You can't beat me here, oh crap (so let up now, let up, a-let up now)
I just gave you hope, please don't fight
Still no stoppin' this merge

I've got you...under my skin...

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Matthias - May 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Spooky stuff here T-Cop!

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