Sittin' he-ere, pretty crap cards I'm holdin'
Not even a pair here, it's balls
But there's no way I'm gonna be foldin'
Might be cause of the alcohol

Gonna make a flawed bluff, buddy, this eveni-i-in'
An ill-advised bluff, buddy, toni-i-ight
I'll make a flawed bluff, buddy, this eveni-i-in'
This'll be a flawed bluff
Know I'll screw this up toni-i-ight (flawed buff)
Such a flawed bluff
A super flawed bluff
A real flawed bluff

Never been a bluffer, more of a sucker
But that could all change tonight, I hope
Feelin' confident as I gulp down another
Shot of this cheap plonk, so let's go

Thought this was a flawed bluff, buddy, I'm feeli-i-in'
That this real flawed bluff could turn out ri-i-ight
Looks like a flawed buff at first glance, really-y-y
I'm feelin' confident
About this flawed bluff toni-i-ight (flawed buff)
Not a-a flawed blu-uff
Becau-ause
I'm just a tad dru-unk

Flawed, flawed, flawed, flawed blu-uff
Flawed, flawed, flawed
Flawed, flawed, flawed, flawed blu-uff
Flawed, flawed, flawed

Holy crap, that flawed bluff worked out so easy-y-y
No-one called that bluff, folded on si-i-ight
How did that bullcrap bluff work out, may ask me-e-e
I guess I've become lucky tonight, yeah-yeah
I won't push my luck, buddy, I'm leavi-i-in'
Got a ton of bucks, buddy, that's fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That one bluff worked, quite surprisi-i-in'
I think that one bluff's enough tonight, yeah
And I'm not drunk enough for that dumb thinki-in'