Emperor kid and a total prick
Bulldoze a peasant's town for the hell of it
At least that would've gone down
But to be fair, he wasn't there
To give out the order with his sick flare
He's kinda out of town
Not on holiday, got forced to leave
As a whole diff'rent species

A llama has a big neck, llama's don't do much
Llama's cannot be emperor last that I checked
Llama is his brand new bod
It's a weird premise for a film, real odd
So damn funny, llama was a man
Starting as a asshole completely
Then he realises that that's bad
As a llama, it's so mad

Pacha, boy, you're so sweet
It's your village set to be rubble, geez
Can't let your fam'ly down
Got tricked once, got tricked twice
But you won't give up on the douchebag guy
That he has good deep down
Dude may have a right hook that's real mean
Only used in one small scene

That llama was a huge prick, llama was a sod
Llama did renege on his "please save me" promise
Llama did deserve that clock
Sure did make up for it by a whole lot
Became chummy, llama's now a pal
No longer a twat, still quite goofy
Also human, couldn't stay like that
As a llama, would be sad

This movie's stuck with me all these years
Not because of awesomeness or tears
Though those do show up, they're only second-tier (second-tier, second-tier)

The llama in the waterfall tumbling down
Llama in a dress on all fours, that swagger
Llama on two legs falls down
Takes no steps, slams on the ground
Almost constant llama-centric scenes
Llama wakes up a whole horde of panthers
Llama eating dirt with the green
And, of course, the real queen
'Cause Yzma is a mad bitch (Yzma is a mad bitch), Yzma is on top
Yzma is at least in my top five best villains (villains)
Yzma brings the fun nonstop
Even when she's being so rude to Kronk
So damn funny, Yzma as a cat
Voiced by Eartha Kitt, perfect sense, please
Cherry on the cake, a great film wrapped
I love Yzma, not like that

Llama was a huge dick (ah-ah-ah), Yzma raised him? God (ah-ah-ah)
Mmm-hmm-mmm-mmm (ah-ah)
Llama's always in my thoughts (ah-ah-ah)