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Song Parodies -> "Restrained Fury"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Restrained Fury"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When seething rage meets a terrible poker face...
No, I-I-I-I-I'm no-o-ot
That a-a-angry
Don't hate you all tha-a-at much
No rage in my eyes

I'm sayi-i-i-in' thi-i-i-is since-e-erely-y-y-y
Not holdin' back a-a-a-a punch
Fa-a-a-a-ar fro-om a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie
You-ou-ou're such a putz
A-A-A-A-A-A total putz
Have nought but lo-ove fo-o-o-o-o-or thee-ee-ee

I know that you don't believe me, believe me
But I am as calm as can be-e-e-e, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Just ignore my eye twitchin', please, ignore, please
Doesn't mean that I'm really pee-ee-ee-ee-eeved

No, I-I-I-I'm no-ot
Still ra-a-agin'
About a-all of the-e-e things you've do-o-o-o-one
Throu-ou-oughou-out your long life

Holdi-i-i-i-in' ba-a-ack no-othin', rea-ea-eally-y-y-y
No hatred, that's ju-u-ust dumb
A-A-A-And why-y-y-y would I?
We-e-e-e ju-u-ust ha-ad lu-u-unch
I-I-I-I-I-I poisoned a tou-ouch
And I've immuni-i-i-i-ity-y-y-y-y

...as well as forward planning, apparently.

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Jonathan - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
so then I suppose this isn't about Lady Gaga because clearly the protagonist of this song's Poker Face CAN be read! 5's

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