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Song Parodies -> "I Love To Pop Bubble Wrap"

Original Song Title:

"I Knew You Were Trouble"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"I Love To Pop Bubble Wrap"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy" self-challenge. Popping bubble wrap is a well-known method for relieving stress. So I wrote a parody about it. Obviously.
Way too many times, let your emotions flow
Too mad at some guy, need to let it go
Calm do-o-o-own, please, calm do-o-o-own, please, calm do-o-o-own, plea-ea-ea-ea-ease
I know you want to share the feelings that you have
No need to kick nards, better ways than that
Just wa-a-a-atch me, just wa-a-a-atch me, just wa-a-a-atch me-e-e-e-e-e-e
When I fee-ee-ee-eel wronged, I don't ge-et pu-unchy
I just close my eye-eyes and pull out a sheet

'Cause I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed
It calms me right do-own
Stops me from bashing in people's hea-ea-ea-eads
You should try it out, oh
I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed
It helps me calm do-own
Won't be breaking some dick's arm agai-ai-ai-ain
Here's a sheet for you, so pop some now
Oh, oh-oh-oh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
Oh, oh-oh-oh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles

Poppin' is a breeze, it makes the time fly by
So just give it a go, forget about that guy
Try o-o-o-one sheet, try o-o-o-one, sheet, try o-o-o-one shee-ee-ee-ee-eet
You may think it looks dumb, air bubbles on a sheet
How can they relieve stress? It's worked so far for me
I'm ca-a-alm and free, I'm ca-a-alm and free, I'm ca-a-alm and free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
I don't u-u-u-use bongs, don't need tai-ai-ai-ai chi
To calm down my mi-ind, I just need a sheet, hey!

I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed (oh-oh-oo)
Removes the red clo-ouds
Swirling around inside of my hea-ea-ea-ead
It snuffs them right out, oh
I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed
Always calms me do-own
So before you flip the table, frie-ie-ie-iend
Here's an extra sheet, try it out now
Oh, oh-oh-oh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
Oh, oh-oh-oh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles

I don't need no beer
No bag punchin'
No, I don't need no weed
Just bubble wrap that's used for packaging, yeah-heah-yeah

I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed
Calms me the hell do-own
Stops me from blowing up where I li-i-i-ive (place I live)
That crap is right out, oh
I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed (no pullin' hair)
Stops me screaming lo-oud (just poppin' air)
Here's a sheet for you, have fun poppi-i-i-in' (ooooooooooooooh)
Before you start knockin' people out
Oh, oh-oh-oh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles (oh)
Oh, oh-oh-oh, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles

I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed
Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
I love to pop bubble wrap when I'm stre-essed
Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles

Brought to you by the Tension Sheet (trademark Fred "Thicky" Holden).

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Abbott Skelding - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
I love the OS, pacing was spot on and it had a lot of funny lines too. I mean, who doesn't love bubble wrap?

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