-> "Your Friend"
Original Song Title:
"Girlfriend"
Parody Song Title:
"Your Friend"
The Lyrics
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less insane ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with freakos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend
You say I'm
Being uptight
I'm being gen'rous
I could just stab you in the eye
You're such a git, Tim
Don't you know that I hate you, so just get lost, alright?
You're so up yourself, you know, think you're precious
But guess what?
You are abso-friggin' worthless
I swear that you think your poo doesn't stink, yeah right
You think you're so clever
But your brain stem is severed
Not literally, in metaphor
And you don't understand those words, dork!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less creepy ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with weirdos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend
It's like ev'ry day, you find new ways to freak out me
And even when you act normal, should know you look freaky
I have to ask you: when was the last time you showered, young man?
No, don't stay here, your voice I don't want to hear
Why can't you act a tree and disappear?
I don't want to see your greasy face ever again
Take your grotty sweater
That you wear deep in summer
I don't want to be seen with you now
Your face is what I throw up about
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less dirty ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with hobos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend
For a zombie you would be a real dead ringer
Hate that pun, though I can't do much better
And it's 'cause of
You not getting the damn hint
You're so stupid
What the hell was I thinking?!
Take a second and please stop biting your fingers
You're not cool, you skin glistens like butter
It's no wonder
I don't wanna be your friend
You're so stupid
What the hell was I thinking?!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less freaky ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I don't hang out with bozos
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't wanna be your friend
No way! No way!
I do have less smelly ones
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I'm no longer your friend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don't care if you like me
No way! No way!
I kinda have my standards
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Although I am Charles Manson
Helter! Skelter!
Feck off!
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