Got a dozen robocalls, tripped on my own feet, nasty fall
Frigging typical
Had to redo my Steam install, I met a drug dealer in the hall
That's just typical
Dropped my bucket of popcorn, hordes of zombies on my lawn
Frigging typical

It's so frigging typical, it hurts
All this nonsense keeps on piling up
Just on and on and on and on, from empty milk jugs to Molotovs
Dropped my spoon right off the table, burned my skin off with a super-hot ladle
Frigging typical, frigging typical
Frigging typical, frigging typical

I've seen it all been done before
It doesn't work to yell, I'm bored
Frigging typical, you see, just typical
So typical this is all in store today

These awful scenes, I think I've seen them ev'ry single day, it seems
So typical
A slow-ass bike in front of me and an incoming falling tree
That's just typical
So sick of hidden tacked-on fees and swarms of very angry bees
Frigging typical

It's so frigging typical, it hurts
Ev'ry day, another flying bus (they're making quite a nasty hole)
Sad attempted burglary, only after my Transformers tees
Not worth all the guard dog biting, so dumb but I don't feel like smiling
'Cause it's typical, frigging typical
Frigging typical

A constant in my life, a slog
So frigging typical, frigging typical
Frigging typical, frigging typical

Same old shit (same old shit), seen it all before (seen it all before)
Sure it would hurt (it would hurt) before year number four (year number four)
It's just typical for me, just typical
So typical, cannot hurt, same crap in store today

It's all been done, life's on repeat
Just want it all to end
No reaction to what I see
Just roll my eyes again
From broken cups to bullet streams
My luck's not on the mend
All of this crap that's sent at me
It's hard to care 'bout it