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Song Parodies -> "Thump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Thump"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Shit, what was that?
Aaaaaaow!

Ears perk up, heard somethin' fall straight down
A hefty clunk, I wonder what is was now?
I don't know, hope it's not a big deal
A frame hook broke, picture's busted, not folks here to steal

I need to get up off my rear
To find the source of that odd noise 'cause I need
To lower my poor heart's speed
It's tryna phase through my spleen
All 'cause of that thump (thump!)
What was that thump?
That weird, sudden thump (thump!)
Unexplained-ass thump

Oh-oh! Confused, what was that? I just dropped my Switch
And it's true, I don't really know the cost for a fix

I'm searchin' 'round my house in fear
So that these goosebumps can get the hell of me
They're not a thing that I need
Hope it was not my TV
That made that loud thump (thump!)
Quite a nasty thump
Really bad thump (thump!)
Just what was that thump?
Thump!

Here was that thump (thump!)
Body made that thump
On the floor, thump (thump!)
Wife gave thief some lumps
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!

Ah, hefty wrench to the skull, that's fine, no need to panic.

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Susanna Viljanen - May 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Here is 555 grams of ice in a bag for the bump on your head
the_conqueror_of_parodies - May 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Susanna. I appreciate it!

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