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Song Parodies -> "Redirected Back To Boomers"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Tell Me How To Live"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Redirected Back To Boomers"

Parody Written by:

Jaykob Walson

The Lyrics

Don't take this seriously. Imagine if a GenZ or millennial took this song and parodied it to make it an "OK Boomer" diss track.
F*ck all you hoes!
Games until I die, motherf*cker!
They cause violence? Bullsh*t!
Don't tell me how to live!

We'll get jobs eventually, you guys are heartless,
We ain't heartless, our wit is like the sharpest,
When it comes to technology, we're the samrtest.
Take this "OK Boomer!", I hope it gets hit hardest!
"Capitalism is flawed", you heard me scream it!
Couple years later, I probably mean it!
Obsessed pimps! You only just like to f*cking simp,
that's f*cking right, you simp on the rich!
You're like, "My way or the highway!" listen up!
When we want transit and high speed rail, you don't give a f*ck!
We're had enough of being lashed!
You're the snowflakes! Here's a news flash:

Ain't nobody gonna tell us how to live!

Years ago, you thought we're a joke, see?
Saying we want participation trophies!
But yo' homies: Here's the situation!
You are the ones f*cking this generation!
When we say "OK Boomer" to your women and men and
you're become like us: "easily offended".
Is amendment one even true?
You started misusing number two!
You groom the untrained to go "pew pew"!
CNN and Fox make up your views!
You put people at the bottom of all of your shoes!
Eventually, we'll even say "OK Boomer, F*ck You!"

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live!
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live!
We work hard: Can't soar like an eagle!
"You're binge gamers and phone zombies" you say!
Well, why do you post Karen-stuff everywhere
It's like you're losing IQ everyday!

You're starting to preach sh*t, you'll never flip our script
To you, we're "more offensive than the Vegas strip!"
You say "Respect your Elders", you treat us like sh*t!
And you never think of taxing ONLY the rich!
You say "Bionicle, Clone Wars", that's silly sh*t!
Or "Thomas the Tank Engine" is for 3 year old sh*ts!
You don't understand them, your tech knowledge is like a sloth!
These modern things we mentioned are a boss!
Bionicle was the sh*t, saved LEGO from the pit!
You threw away Adobe Flash, admit it b*tch!
We can go outside and touch some grass
We rip through lines like a ten pound bass
So we take breaks, our gaming ain't binge!
We only do it if we're free, not when we're busy!

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live!
Imagine if Kid Rock himself heard this parody.

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? - February 09, 2023 - Report this comment
Good job. MUCH better than what the_conqueror_of_parodies writes.
Jaykob Walson - February 11, 2023 - Report this comment
I'm surprised, I thought I would get comments reading: "STOP DISRESPECTING HIM, RESPECT YOUR F*CKING ELDERS!!"

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