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Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
"We didn't have no internet"
Why:
Double negative - yes he did have no internet, it was 1989! (Unless Kid Rock was in the US military, which he doesn't mention in the song, and which seems unlikely if he spent all day making love to his favourite song. (Was he alone or was someone else with him?)
Submitted by: SherriffFatman
Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
Sippin' whiskey out the bottle
Why:
What's become of prepositions these days? "Sippin' whiskey out OF the bottle".
Submitted by: Alex
Kid Rock's, "All Summer Long"
The Lyrics:
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair
Why:
I suppose we shouldn't expect Kid Rock to know that the past tense of shine is "shone" not "shined".
Submitted by: Alex

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