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Song Parodies -> "Pucker Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Trucker Anthem"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Pucker Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Oh-eee o ohhhh oh...

In the hen house
Plucker!
In the hen house
Plucker...

Ohe-o ohhhh oh...

Dig it, I'm as rural as they come
Here I come, chicken pluckers
Chicky chicky bum bum
You know what I do, I ain't no bum
Ahoy matey!
I got 50 chickens to defeather now
I'm gonna start out slow, will fill those bags now!
Yeaaaahhhhhh

C-C-Colonel Sanders!
Say KFC, turn the tide, get the big bucket-plus
Double order 'em! (huh!) Triple order 'em! (Cluck!)
While I drink 7-up!
Yeah I drink four!
Walk in the big ben house with sliding doors
Feel peace from that, talkin' Way Down South
I'm no lame chicken plucker, on that there's no doubt!
Chop the neck, it go POP!
And quick as a flash
Feathers fly in deep waves, pay me in cash
I drop them happy, down in the fry pit
These chicks ain't difficult to pluck, Cliff! HUH!

I impress all the chicks, I'm Romeo, yes I am!
The holy rolling stoned chicken plucking champ of the Fast Food Nationnnn!

Yee haw, chicken pluckers, take stock in this kid
I'm tall, so big, I'm tip top
Go hens and cocks, pillows to stuff
This ain't so tough, bless Uncle Sam
Plucking machine ain't got me beat
That thing it squeaks
And it's got oil leaks
Its odor it reeks
You don't need that crap, just rely on me
I'm so neat, attract
Just-a slip back and watch me pluck
I got-ta the knack, I just can't stop
Leave you in stitches, such pretty pic-chas
I gotta crow, you cannot stop my show
I fill the role, pluck another 107!! (7...7..7..7)
Yeahhhhh!!
Bring 'em up, bring 'em up, bring' em up!
Ugh, come onnnn!

Top Jack Chicken Plucker for the KFC
Seven herbs and spice stick on so evenly
You wanna pluck like me? Don't be so odd!
'Cause your hands can't defeat the chicken plucking god!
If yer not impressed, can't see why
I got the sense to get all feathers flyin' sky high!
Oh my my my, heard a quack
Whoa, holy crow, a duck on track!
Yeahhhh, workin' for the KFC
Get some leg and some thigh and some breast, YUMMY!
Yeah, that's the life I know, rock on
Rock on, yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Copyright, 2015, Agrimorfee, y'all.

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Matthias - April 23, 2015 - Report this comment
From the title I thought that it was going to be about lemons. You gotta to learn to proof read your titles before you send them. Great idea about plucking chickens though!
Max Power - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Chickens can bawk all they want but in the end, they're food.
Abbott Skelding - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll overlook the title accident, because this was a pretty great spoof. A funny idea...but the pacing was off in a few places. I like to think that I was following it pretty okay, but then it'd be like two lines later. Great idea that could have been executed slightly better.
bobpiecheese - May 05, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Title typo aside, this was a pretty good parody. Kind of an odd topic, but you pulled it off pretty well. 555 bags of chicken feathers!
Blaydeman - May 07, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) topic was a lot of fun, and you delivered a delicious spoof here. Yeah, the pacing could've been tighter, but the sheer fun this was to read more than compensates. But since when do farmers say, "Ahoy matey"?! Lol! You whiffed on that line Aggy!

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