-> "Pucker Anthem"
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Oh-eee o ohhhh oh...
In the hen house
In the hen house
Ohe-o ohhhh oh...
Dig it, I'm as rural as they come
Here I come, chicken pluckers
Chicky chicky bum bum
You know what I do, I ain't no bum
I got 50 chickens to defeather now
I'm gonna start out slow, will fill those bags now!
Say KFC, turn the tide, get the big bucket-plus
Double order 'em! (huh!) Triple order 'em! (Cluck!)
While I drink 7-up!
Yeah I drink four!
Walk in the big ben house with sliding doors
Feel peace from that, talkin' Way Down South
I'm no lame chicken plucker, on that there's no doubt!
Chop the neck, it go POP!
And quick as a flash
Feathers fly in deep waves, pay me in cash
I drop them happy, down in the fry pit
These chicks ain't difficult to pluck, Cliff! HUH!
I impress all the chicks, I'm Romeo, yes I am!
The holy rolling stoned chicken plucking champ of the Fast Food Nationnnn!
Yee haw, chicken pluckers, take stock in this kid
I'm tall, so big, I'm tip top
Go hens and cocks, pillows to stuff
This ain't so tough, bless Uncle Sam
Plucking machine ain't got me beat
That thing it squeaks
And it's got oil leaks
Its odor it reeks
You don't need that crap, just rely on me
I'm so neat, attract
Just-a slip back and watch me pluck
I got-ta the knack, I just can't stop
Leave you in stitches, such pretty pic-chas
I gotta crow, you cannot stop my show
I fill the role, pluck another 107!! (7...7..7..7)
Bring 'em up, bring 'em up, bring' em up!
Ugh, come onnnn!
Top Jack Chicken Plucker for the KFC
Seven herbs and spice stick on so evenly
You wanna pluck like me? Don't be so odd!
'Cause your hands can't defeat the chicken plucking god!
If yer not impressed, can't see why
I got the sense to get all feathers flyin' sky high!
Oh my my my, heard a quack
Whoa, holy crow, a duck on track!
Yeahhhh, workin' for the KFC
Get some leg and some thigh and some breast, YUMMY!
Yeah, that's the life I know, rock on
Rock on, yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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