Names -> Stupid Band Names -> E
These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| Eagle Eye Cherry | Shows how far some people will go..... Cherries... yuck!!! | Suga' Baby | ||
| The Eagles | It would fit better today, because most of the band members are bald. | united | ||
| Eagles of Death Metal | Their name is a double misnomer because they're not an Eagles tribute band and they don't play death metal. | B1982 | ||
| Echo & The Bunnymen | No one in the band calls himself Echo. And what the hell are Bunnymen? That kinda gives me nightmares... | kilojoule | ||
| Echo and the Bunnymen | They are an ok band but couldn't they think of a better name? I mean...Bunnymen? What the hell? That's as lame as lame can be | Pion | ||
| Eden's Crush | Are we to assume that some freak named Eden has a crush on these five girls? | Unicorn | ||
| Eden's Crush | Eden's Crush...reminiscent of Destiny's Child, perhaps? You can't just add new words to the format of another band's name and expect it to work! | Unicorn | ||
| Eek-a-mouse | It sounds like something you say when you see a mouse! | Nick | ||
| Eiffel 65 | First problem: It was created from a computer program. Note to all struggling musicians - NEVER use computers to come up with a band name. Second problem: The Eiffel Tower in in France, they come from Italy. Note - try to be accurate about where you are from. Third problem: 65?? What, there are 65 Eiffel Towers now? 65 people climbing up it? Whenever it makes sense, I'll let you know | Haz-Man | ||
| Electric Light Orchestra | Like the band. But are they comparing themselves to Flash Light Orchestra or Candle Light Orchestra? | Mr. Critic | ||
| Emerson, Lake, and Palmer | Another bloody band with a name like a law firm? Shivers! | brit | ||
| Eminem | The words mine and me together. What a narcissistic jerk! besides, it sounds like enima. | tim glenn | ||
| Eminem | Alright, if he's going to be so profane with what he says, why does he name himself after a candy that a 5 year old would beg for? I mean really! "mommy, I want Eminem" "now honey, you've had enough sugar" "no mommy, I want to hear about canibals"... I mean REALLY... he was asking for it! | Vesta84 | ||
| Eminem | He's a really funny guy, but... I think he named himself after a certain candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hand. | Chris Smith | ||
| Engelbert Humperdinck | Real name Jerry Dawcey. Who the hell changes their name from Jerry to Engelbert? | lord667 | ||
| Enuff Znuff | Trying to be cool by spelling it how it sounds is GEST PLANE DUM. The name was appropiate, however. After I listened to their music one time, that phrase was the first thing that came to my mind. | Mr. Vidocq | ||
| Eve 6 | What happened to the other 5 Eves? It does seem a bit worrying after a while | Haz-Man | ||
| Eve 6 | Letters and numbers! LETTERS AND NUMBERS! ARGH! | Minette | ||
| Everly Brothers | Nice try, guys. I mean, I'm a fan of your music, and stuff, and have most of your songs, but try an original name. Just for me... please. | Bobo | ||
| Every Time I Die | One dies only once, and that wouldn't contribute to a good band name anyway. | Karen Smith | ||
| Everything | It's too broad of a term. | Mr. X | ||
| Everything But The Girl | The first time I saw it I started crying because I laughed so much. I bet you're doing the same right now, how could you look at a name like that and not laugh at it. | Emily | ||
| The Exies | Sounds like someone trying to come up with a cutesy colective name for ex-husbands/wives. | Jonathan S. |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.
