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These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| Radiohead | Wow... only if my head was a radio, I just don't know what I would do? | Jesus Christ | ||
| Rage Against the Machine | It sounds like someone got angry when there computer crashed. | Chris | ||
| The Railing Stains | Too many Rolling Stones tribute bands already, all the good names are taken | Chris | ||
| Rainbow | the band is ok, but Rainbow?, does George, Jeff, Bungle and Zippy, no about this?? | Mark | ||
| Rainbow Butt Monkeys | Who gives their band such a dumb name? What does it mean anyways? | Celeste | ||
| Rainbow Butt Monkeys | I am not lying there was a band who's name consisted of butt, monkey and rainbow. You probably haven't heard of them beacuse they changed their name to finger eleven, I guess they got embaressed. | Clea | ||
| The Rainbow ButtMonkeys | Finger Eleven was originally called the Rainbow ButtMonkeys- they even put out a CD under that name. They eventually dropped the name and called themselves Finger Eleven. Can you blame them? What person in their right mind wants to be called a "buttmonkey"? Even if they are of the rainbow variety, they still come out of the butt. | Song | ||
| Rare Blend | Folger's Good To The Last Drop. | Suga' Baby | ||
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Oh come on, everyone knows that red chili peppers are not the hottest of all. What was wrong with yellow hot chili peppers?! | kayla | ||
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | Makes us think they are to be eaten. | Mads | ||
| Reel 2 Real | Fishing comes 2 mind, movies. Music? | Suga' Baby | ||
| The Reverend Horton Heat | 1)This man is obviously not a man of the cloth. 2)Wasn't Horton the elephant of Dr. Suess fame? 3)And what kind of heat is he packing? | Jesus Saves | ||
| Richard Marx | Sounds like a Socialist porn star. (Dick Marx?) | MOR | ||
| Right Said Fred | Huh? hmm...let's just listen to the next three words in the conversation next to us ???? How about Left Said Wilma? | Harry | ||
| Rise Against | I only think it's dumb because it's an incomplete sentence: "Rise against" . . Rise against WHAT?!! | Jonathan S. | ||
| Rocket From the Crypt | Are rockets typically launched from crypts? Wouldn't "Missle From the Silo" have sounded better? Or couldn't they have used it? The name sounds like some sort of lame reference to sex. | Tom Radigan | ||
| Ruff Ryders | Again with the cacography! And it sounds less like Theodore Roosevelt's band of soldiers than a group of violent anal sex fiends. | Marcus van der Meer |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.
