Names -> Stupid Band Names -> U
These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| U2 | I just don't get it. "U2" what? Sounds like half of an ungrammatical question, something that drives me nuts. | z | ||
| Ugly Kid Joe | If this kid Joe is so ugly, why would anyone want to see him? | Vic George | ||
| Ukelele Typewriter | I saw this group at Ohio University. It was two guys playing a ukelele and a typewriter. They were pretty good, but do other bands call themselves DrumsetGuitarBass? | Cleveland Boy | ||
| Ultimate Image | They played in the subway for petes sake! Perhaps its the ultimate image of what will happen to you if you don't finish high school.. Can I hava quarter? | Stringbean | ||
| Unarmed Enemies | We'll take em' down easily! They're unarmed enemies! | hekifier | ||
| Uncle Kracker | It's too rap like. | Mike Florio | ||
| Uncle Kracker | Sounds like something you don't want to take a bite out of , and Why did he have to be an Uncle? Why not Father Kracker ,Brother Kracker , or Limp Kracker ( oh , wait we already have a Limp Bizkit). | Acidic36 | ||
| Uncle Kracker | When I hear the name, I picture some fat perverted guy with stubble sitting on the couch in one of those dark red rooms like you see in 70's drama/sex movies. (what the hell was wrong with the lighting in the 70's?) He's the uncle all the kids are afraid of!... OR it sounds like he's a clown at the carnival selling peanuts. | sarah | ||
| Uncle Kracker | It sounds like a murderer! I imagine sort of a mix between Jack the Ripper and the guy from "I know what you did last summer". And when he says in his song, "I swim through your viens like a fish in the sea", it really makes you think... | Carrie | ||
| Uncle Kracker | Come on now... what the hell was this guy smoking?? Did he think this was cool??? Geez! | Jess | ||
| The Unseen | Okay, why on earth would anyone want to pay money to see this band if they can't see them? | That Guy Over There | ||
| Upper Class Trash | Sounds like abunch of hobos formed a band and now they're protesting against those who have some money! | hekifier | ||
| Upper Hutt Posse | Why would anybody want to advertise that they come from this obscure New Zealand town? | Greevis | ||
| The Used | This would sound better on a sign for a yard sale than a rock band. | hekifier | ||
| Usher | Does he work at a movie theatre? | heather | ||
| Utah Saints | 1) They're not from Utah. 2) They're not saints. | electronic |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.
