Names -> Stupid Band Names -> F
These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| Fall Out Boy | Um... hello? What are they falling out of? A window? A car? Why don't they just put their seat belt on!!! | katelyn | ||
| The Far Out Son Of Lung | One of the other names that Future Sound of London Published music under. I did not know that the Lungs had sons and why is that son so 'Far Out'? | karnov | ||
| Faster Pussycat | "Faster Cheetah", or even just shortening it to "Faster Cat" I could see, but "PUSSYCAT??!" That just sounds so sissyfied. Not what I'd pick for a rock band, let alone a hair-metal band. (which is what they were.) | Jonathan S. | ||
| Fat Boy Slim | Fat Boy. Slim....Confused. | atomicfireball | ||
| Fatboy Slim | Well he's neither fat or slim, the only thing thats right is "boy" but I guess calling your band "Boy" would be even worse | Mushi | ||
| Fergie | Might not sound so stupid if the 'G' were pronounced like a 'J'. It looks like it should be pronounced that way IMO. | A. Person | ||
| Fergie | If she wants to go far as a solo artist, I think she should change her name (or better yet, use her real name). "FUR-ghee" sounds rather lame, nerdy and dumb. I mean her music is good, but the way she says that name? | Mr. Critic | ||
| Finger Eleven | A normal person doesn't have 11 fingers. | Mr. Critic | ||
| Firesign Theater | Reminds me too much of Sesame Street. Hello, this is Alistair Cookie, reporting from the Monsterpiece Theater. Ah, fond memories of Sesame Street there. | Bobo | ||
| Firesign Theater | It sounds like that cheesy movie theater on the corner in the scummiest part of town that was built in 1902, is crumbling and shows porn flicks and 1970's disney movies. | Cel-Chan | ||
| Fishbone | Sounds like something the cat dragged in! | Chris | ||
| Five For Fighting | 1) It's not even a band, it's just one person. 2) His fake name doesn't even pertain to the sappy songs he writes and performs. | American Drool | ||
| Flaming Iguanas of Love | Saw this band's name on a record album once - never heard their music but the name was so weird it stuck with me. Perfect stupid name - makes no sense and unforgetable! | hallam | ||
| Flaming Lips | I saw them in concert and I was disappointed when the singer didn't light his face on fire! | Mitch | ||
| Flav-va-Flav | Its Stup-pid-Stup! | Mike Florio | ||
| Flogging Molly | I thought beating women went out with horse-drawn buggies--and what did Molly ever do to you?! | Jonathan S. | ||
| The Flopping Body Bags | Yes, it honestly is a real band. And yes, it produces a truly disturbing mental image, doesn't it? | E.A. | ||
| Flybanger | C'mon man, a FLY? Isn't it enough that ya pulled its wings off? | Chrystal | ||
| The Flying Burrito Brothers | OK, help me here.... | Dano | ||
| Flying Lizzards | Not to be confused with the Burrowing Elephants. | Luke | ||
| Flyleaf | You've got a leaf in your fly?! Isn't the main singer (of this band) a girl? This gets my vote for silliest-sounding band name ever. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Foghat | Fog is gaseous, not solid, so it's literally impossible even try to make anything out of it, including a hat. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Foo Fighters | Should have been Kung-Foo Fighters but their budget was too low to waste character space! | Dan Abnormal | ||
| Four Non Blondes | Just because they're red heads or burnets doesn't mean they have to choose that name. It's good to be a non blonde, really. | Stockton | ||
| Four Non-Blondes | What the hell is wrong with being blonde, may I ask? Besides, not being blonde doesn't make your music any better, sorry to say. | Cel-Chan | ||
| Fox the Fox | From the Department of Redundancy Department ... | Todd W. Zimmerman | ||
| Frankie Goes To Hollywood | It would sound better as a title on a movie about someone, named Frankie, who goes to Hollywood. | Mads | ||
| Fred Locks | Rhymes with "dreadlocks". And he's a reggae singer. It's a spectacularly failed attempt at cleverness. | Todd W. Zimmerman | ||
| Frickin' A | You're not likely to make any 'brownie points' with parents if you include a crudity in your band's name. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Frizzle Sizzle | It sounds like a hair salon whose hairstyles are at least 20 years out of date. | Todd W. Zimmerman | ||
| Front 242 | Yet another name with a number at the end. Makes me wonder what happened to the first 241 fronts. | Dr. Radium | ||
| Frou Frou | I never quite understood this band name. I mean, it sounds kinda dumb...but I'm sure it means something, altho I can't imagine what. | Mr. Critic | ||
| Frozen Ghost | It sounds like something the ice cream man gives to children on Halloween. | Todd W. Zimmerman |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Submissions Are Accepted Again
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.
