Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Fun Music Information -> Five Finger Death Punch

This is the most recent information about Five Finger Death Punch that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Five Finger Death Punch, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Jokes:

Q: What do you call it when Zoltan Bathory shoplifts?
A: Five Finger Discount Punch
Submitted by: Garrison
Q: What‘s Ivan Moody‘s favorite flavor of Kool-Aid?
A: Five Finger Fruit Punch
Submitted by: Garrison

Band Name Origins:

  • The name is taken from the ultimate kung fu finishing move, mentioned in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. II Submitted by: Brett Mohler

Stupid Band Names:

  • It's kind of redundant. I mean, ordinarily a punch WOULD involve five fingers. It's not like people would expect the fist delivering the punch to have only four fingers or anything. Submitted by: Jonathan S.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Six Finger Kill SlapI think it delivers a more comedy side to the nameJ.J. Rock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Vulture Culture," Soulfly"A Place To Die," Five Finger Death Punch
"Lost In Hollywood," System of a Down"Far From Home," Five Finger Death Punch
"Blind," Korn"Hard To See," Five Finger Death Punch
"Beware! Criminal," Incubus"Meet the Monster," Five Finger Death Punch
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Way of the Fit" originally "The Way of the Fist"
The mother of all temper tantrums.
Garrison

Change a Letter:

"Asses" originally "Ashes"
As in donkeys?
Garrison

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Five Finger Death Cab
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Death Cab for Cutie
Submitted By: JeReMy
Fourteen Inch Fingernails Death Punch
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Nine Inch Nails
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Five Badfinger Death Punch
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Badfinger
Adds little to first name that we wouldn't have suspected already!
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Song Title Acrostics:

BID: "Burn It Down"
Maybe you're shopping on eBay.
Submitted by: Garrison

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"The Devil's Own"
The Lyrics:
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
When it's said and done, will you remember me?
Why:
The song is about having verbally abusive and negelctful parents, yet it maintains a heavy metal flow throughout the entire song.
Submitted by: Garrison
 

Other Artists:

Check the indexes below for other performers on the site, or use google search to search the entire site.

Most Popular | # | A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

Custom Search