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Song Parodies -> "Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"Inside Out"

Original Performer:

Five Finger Death Punch

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about the Thanksgiving holiday.
Oh, take it, I don't need it
I don't wanna hear your motherfuckin' side
You can love it or you can leave it
Because nothing I say and nothing I feel is good

Even if you wanted to, you couldn't understand
While I'm doing up here dying, you're just holding out your turkeys
And even if I wanted to, I couldn't have explained
Cause you don't know the difference between holiday and school

There's no denying it, you've never had control

I stand alone
Guess I knew it all along
Yes I knew that you were good
How you left when I was down
I want you to hear
It was never really me
You just turned and walked away
How you turned me holiday
Holiday

I'm not a turkey (I'm not a tukey), I'm not a slave (I'm not a slave)
It doesn't matter how much holidays I get paid
I give a shit (I give a shit), I never did (I never did)
So you can wipe it away, that silly fuckin' grin

If I wrote it down for you, could you ever see it good
Or would it go straight through your croods and come right out your ear
If I slowed it down for you, would you think me turkeys
Cause in the end I'll never bend, I'll never shed a tear

There's no denying it, I've always had control

I stand alone
Guess I knew it all along
Yes I knew that you were good
How you left when I was down
I want you to hear
It was never really me
You just turned and walked away
How you turned me holiday
Holiday
Holiday

How you turned me holiday
Holiday
Holiday
How you turned me holiday (holiday)
Holiday
Holiday

I stand alone
Guess I knew it all along
Yes I knew that you were good
How you left when I was down
I want you to hear
It was never really me
You just turned and walked away
How you turned me holiday
Holiday
Holiday
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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