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Song Parodies -> "Five Nightmares to Bare"

Original Song Title:

"Wrong Side of Heaven"

Original Performer:

Five Finger Death Punch

Parody Song Title:

"Five Nightmares to Bare"

Parody Written by:

Cryogentics

The Lyrics

I saw the bear today, listened to him sing
His symphony
Of my agony
I saw the rabbit today, watched him remove his face
And I think he wants, for me to do the same

Eyes wide open
I all alone
I don't want to be here, I just want to go home
All night long
It hardly seems fair
Another restless night, with nightmare to bare
Another restless night, with nightmares,
With nightmares to bare

I saw the bird today, she said she wants to
And her first course, was destined to be me
I saw the fox today, he always was my fave
But I shut the doors, to keep him at bay

Eyes wide open
I all alone
I don't want to be here, I just want to go home
All night long
It hardly seems fair
Another restless night, with nightmare to bare
Another restless night, with nightmares,
With nightmares to bare

I'm not crazy
Checking battery
Maybe I could stay
Awake for five long days

Maybe I could stay
And then, and then, and then
It's five more days

Eyes wide open
I all alone
I don't want to be here, I just want to go home
All night long
It hardly seems fair
Another restless night, with nightmare to bare
Another restless night, with nightmares,
Another restless night, with nightmare to bare
Another restless night, with nightmares,
With nightmares to bare

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