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These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| Lamb Of God | As if it isn't bad enough that they're egotistical enough to name themselves after Christ, they also happen to be a DEATH METAL band, so you know they have no use for religion whatsoever (except to poke fun at it.) Why name yourself after The Son Of God if you're against him in first place? | Jonathan S. | ||
| Last Crack | Running out of drugs? No, sounds more like ass crack. | Chris | ||
| Lavender Hill Mob | Why does a lavender hill need a mob? Better yet, who cares? | CERULEAN | ||
| Lawnmower Deth | The thrash metal world's answer to Half Man Half Biscuit just had to have a sillier name I guess | Chris | ||
| LeAnn Rimes | We'll forget the stupid spelling, but what exactly does LeAnn rhyme with? | Gazza | ||
| Leftover Salmon | Apparently people have had enough of them, otherwise, why would there be leftovers? | Overon | ||
| The Lemon Pippers | I think they were all stoned when they came up with this one | Billy Florio | ||
| Li'l Kim | Why just Li'l Kim? Why not Obsc'ne Kim? Or Logom'niac Kim? How aboud Li'l Obsc'ne Logom'niac Kim? | Laura | ||
| Li'l Romeo/Li'l Bow Wow | as opposed to....Big Ol' Romeo and Big Ol' Bow Wow? WAS there even another guy with that name? cuz i can see no other reason they'd just say they were the younger version of....um....whoever it is. | Mac | ||
| Life of Agony | Oh...it can't be that bad when you're a bunch of sexy rockboys... | anushead | ||
| Lifehouse | What IS a Lifehouse? Is it where dead people put the living??? Does it warn people in the dark who have no life? (Like a lighthouse?) | Cerulean | ||
| Lifehouse | Sounds like a hospital or a redneck mental institute. | Emily | ||
| Lil' Bow Wow | I'd only name myself that if I was the son of Bow Wow Wow or Snoop Dogg. LBW, however, is none of the above. | Stockton | ||
| Limp Bizkit | If your singer has the charisma of a not-so-tasty-looking, mass-produced and rather passive cookie, this is the name of choice for your band! | Fred Smith | ||
| Limp Bizkit | Think about it. A limp biscuit? What kind of band name is that?! | Rebecca | ||
| Limp Bizkit | That "Hey, let's spell it like it sounds!" thing is so over used, not to mention just plain annoying. And what exactly is a 'Bizkit' anyway? If that is reference to an erection-challenged penis, are they admitting to having that problem? I just don't get it! | roxy | ||
| Limp Bizkit | Just read it! It sounds like they're trying to explain their E.D. problem in a subtle, inconspicuous way. NO band name, let alone any name, should have the word 'limp' in it. Can we say 'too much information'? | Alan | ||
| Linkin Park | Naming yourself after Honest Abe's hangout | Chrissy | ||
| Linkin Park | They aren't stupid, but the name just makes me think of Lincoln Logs, spelled incorrectly. Linkin Log Cabin! Ha! | S.T.G. | ||
| Linkin Park | Why do they use Russian letters (those reversed 'N's) in the name 'Linkin' ? Pronounced correctly, their name would be 'Licky Park' | Auditor | ||
| Linkin Park | Actually, the band name isn't stupid but it is a cheap band name . The band decided on "Linkin Park" so they would be next to "Limp Bizkit" in record stores and in other places. This cheap because they are gaining popularity and album sells through being next to an already successful band. | Nick | ||
| Linkin Park | The name of a casino/dog racing place in Rhode Island... When I hear this name I think of the memebers running around a track on all fours | julie | ||
| Linkin Park | It reminds me of a mix between Lincoln Logs & Tinker Toys. Put them together and you have one "contrabulous fabtraption!" | Cerulean | ||
| Lisa-Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force | It sounds like a military exercise at a teenage-girl slumber party. | uhnoi | ||
| Lita Ford | Only needs a number and it sounds like a car | Chris | ||
| Live | When I search for them on napster, it just gives me mp3s of bands that are playing live. How much does that suck?? | PhoenixPyre | ||
| The Lords Of Acid | What this named after a cult that worships Rolaids? | electric | ||
| Love Spit Love | The words "spit" and "love" do not go together; it sounds rather disgusting. | Mr. Critic | ||
| Lubricated Goat | Have you ever tried to lubricate a goat? It's just not possible with today's lubrication technology. As such it is impossible that a goat could have ever been lubricated in the past. Unless Australia have pre-lubed goats, of course. | mud the far cuss | ||
| Ludacris /Mystikal /Outkast | Since when did misspelling a word become a rap trend? | The Desert of the Real | ||
| Ludo | (Famous for "Love Me Dead") Did they unabashedly rip off their name from the beast-like character from Jim Henson's movie, "Labyrinth"? (FYI, I have no beef against the film or its characters, just the dopey band.) | Jonathan S. | ||
| Lush | Why name a band something that people will confuse with a mediocre group like Rush? That's probably why they broke up. | shehateme | ||
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Who can pronounce it anyway? | Emma |
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Submissions Are Accepted Again
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
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