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These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| L7 | I know they probably liked that the name more or less looks the same upside-down as it does right-side-up. The trouble is that, as far as I know, L7 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. It's not even a position on a Battleship board. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Lady GaGa | Hello? The name sounds like a porn star in the Teletubbies' world. | Rachel | ||
| Lamb of God | They name themselves after the Son of Christ, yet they are against Christ. Does this make sense to you? | Travis | ||
| Lamb Of God | As if it isn't bad enough that they're egotistical enough to name themselves after Christ, they also happen to be a DEATH METAL band, so you know they have no use for religion whatsoever (except to poke fun at it.) Why name yourself after The Son Of God if you're against him in first place? | Jonathan S. | ||
| Las Ketchup | Condiments are not a good idea for band names. Salt-N-Pepa, Relish, and now this? Come on! | Random Madeupperson | ||
| Last Crack | Running out of drugs? No, sounds more like ass crack. | Chris | ||
| Lavender Hill Mob | Why does a lavender hill need a mob? Better yet, who cares? | CERULEAN | ||
| Lawnmower Deth | The thrash metal world's answer to Half Man Half Biscuit just had to have a sillier name I guess | Chris | ||
| LeAnn Rimes | We'll forget the stupid spelling, but what exactly does LeAnn rhyme with? | Gazza | ||
| Leftover Salmon | Apparently people have had enough of them, otherwise, why would there be leftovers? | Overon | ||
| The Lemon Pippers | I think they were all stoned when they came up with this one | Billy Florio | ||
| Less Than Jake | Less WHAT than Jake? | Jonathan S. | ||
| Let's Active | It doesn't work at all as a complete sentence or a coherent phrase. What makes them think it would work as a band name? | Todd W. Zimmerman | ||
| Li'l Kim | Why just Li'l Kim? Why not Obsc'ne Kim? Or Logom'niac Kim? How aboud Li'l Obsc'ne Logom'niac Kim? | Laura | ||
| Li'l Romeo/Li'l Bow Wow | as opposed to....Big Ol' Romeo and Big Ol' Bow Wow? WAS there even another guy with that name? cuz i can see no other reason they'd just say they were the younger version of....um....whoever it is. | Mac | ||
| Life of Agony | Oh...it can't be that bad when you're a bunch of sexy rockboys... | anushead | ||
| Lifehouse | Sounds like a hospital or a redneck mental institute. | Emily | ||
| Lifehouse | What IS a Lifehouse? Is it where dead people put the living??? Does it warn people in the dark who have no life? (Like a lighthouse?) | Cerulean | ||
| Lil' Bow Wow | I'd only name myself that if I was the son of Bow Wow Wow or Snoop Dogg. LBW, however, is none of the above. | Stockton | ||
| Limp Bizkit | If your singer has the charisma of a not-so-tasty-looking, mass-produced and rather passive cookie, this is the name of choice for your band! | Fred Smith | ||
| Limp Bizkit | That "Hey, let's spell it like it sounds!" thing is so over used, not to mention just plain annoying. And what exactly is a 'Bizkit' anyway? If that is reference to an erection-challenged penis, are they admitting to having that problem? I just don't get it! | roxy | ||
| Limp Bizkit | Think about it. A limp biscuit? What kind of band name is that?! | Rebecca | ||
| Limp Bizkit | Just read it! It sounds like they're trying to explain their E.D. problem in a subtle, inconspicuous way. NO band name, let alone any name, should have the word 'limp' in it. Can we say 'too much information'? | Alan | ||
| Linkin Park | Why do they use Russian letters (those reversed 'N's) in the name 'Linkin' ? Pronounced correctly, their name would be 'Licky Park' | Auditor | ||
| Linkin Park | They aren't stupid, but the name just makes me think of Lincoln Logs, spelled incorrectly. Linkin Log Cabin! Ha! | S.T.G. | ||
| Linkin Park | Actually, the band name isn't stupid but it is a cheap band name . The band decided on "Linkin Park" so they would be next to "Limp Bizkit" in record stores and in other places. This cheap because they are gaining popularity and album sells through being next to an already successful band. | Nick | ||
| Linkin Park | The name of a casino/dog racing place in Rhode Island... When I hear this name I think of the memebers running around a track on all fours | julie | ||
| Linkin Park | It reminds me of a mix between Lincoln Logs & Tinker Toys. Put them together and you have one "contrabulous fabtraption!" | Cerulean | ||
| Lisa-Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force | It sounds like a military exercise at a teenage-girl slumber party. | uhnoi | ||
| Lita Ford | Only needs a number and it sounds like a car | Chris | ||
| Live | When I search for them on napster, it just gives me mp3s of bands that are playing live. How much does that suck?? | PhoenixPyre | ||
| Living WIth Eating Disorders | When I first saw the name in print, I mistook it for "Living With Eating Dinosaurs"! That could make almost as much sense as the actual name. In fact, my mistaken vesrion is more interesting and intriguing, and less morbid. I was really disappointed when I noticed what the name actually is! | Lauren Overstreet | ||
| Living With Eating Disorders | Yes. This is a real band. Why would they call themselves that? Are any of the members possibly on the feeding tube? | hekifier | ||
| The Lords Of Acid | What this named after a cult that worships Rolaids? | electric | ||
| Los Lonely Boys | English or Spanish, please. | brainstem | ||
| Love Equals Death | Nice job at luring people away from those annoying love songs! I think this group over-did it just a bit! | hekifier | ||
| Love Gravy | That's great that you like gravy, but is it really worth naming your band after your love of gravy? | Travis | ||
| Love Spit Love | The words "spit" and "love" do not go together; it sounds rather disgusting. | Mr. Critic | ||
| Lubricated Goat | Have you ever tried to lubricate a goat? It's just not possible with today's lubrication technology. As such it is impossible that a goat could have ever been lubricated in the past. Unless Australia have pre-lubed goats, of course. | mud the far cuss | ||
| Ludacris /Mystikal /Outkast | Since when did misspelling a word become a rap trend? | The Desert of the Real | ||
| Ludo | (Famous for "Love Me Dead") Did they unabashedly rip off their name from the beast-like character from Jim Henson's movie, "Labyrinth"? (FYI, I have no beef against the film or its characters, just the dopey band.) | Jonathan S. | ||
| Lush | Why name a band something that people will confuse with a mediocre group like Rush? That's probably why they broke up. | shehateme | ||
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Who can pronounce it anyway? | Emma |
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Submissions Are Accepted Again
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
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