Names -> Stupid Band Names -> I
These are the band names that we feel are just plain stupid. Bands pick the most absurd names, who wants to be known as a member of the "Butthole Surfers"? We only accept entries for this page that make fun of a band name. Just saying a band is lame (no matter how lame they might be) isn't a good reason for entry.
Name | Description | Submitted by: | ||
| I Am Ghost | No. You Are Stupid. | Mr. Critic | ||
| I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business | It's simply too long for a band name, period (at least in my opinion). Sillier still, they have a song title that dwarfs their name: "But When The Little Fellow Came Close And Put Both Arms Around His Mother, And Kissed Her In An Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved To Tenderness." Can you even SAY that in a single breath? | Jonathan S. | ||
| I Disagree | Yes. I disagree with this name choice as well. | Travis | ||
| I Set My Friends On Fire | They won't be your friends much longer if THAT'S how you treat them! Besides, if people heard these guys mentioned on the radio, they might think "I Set My Friends On Fire" was the song title instead of the band! | Jonathan S. | ||
| I Set My Friends On Fire | What are you saying? No one sets anyone on fire! You aren't a very good friend, setting your other friends on fire. They would never do that to you...most likely. | Travis | ||
| I Set My Friends On Fire | now what kind of level of 'desperate-need-of-a-band-name' do you have to get to, to come up with something as groundbreaking as that? | Amy | ||
| I.C.O.T.A. | No one knows what it stands for and it sounds like a computer or something. It's crap. | Delphina | ||
| Ichypoopzkid | It's pronounced "itchy-poop-skid." I think that says it all. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Incubus | Sounds like a really bad disease you get from UV exposure | Mac | ||
| Incubus | They named themselves after the guy version of a succubus. Dirty minds. | Mike | ||
| Incubus | Sounds like something you would keep chicken eggs in. | Emily | ||
| Incubus | Why would you name your band after a greek mytholigic demon that preys on woman while the sleep to have sexual intercourse with them? That is just plain creepy. | Travis | ||
| Infectious grooves | Gross! | Chris | ||
| Insane Clown Posse | All the times I heard the band's acronym, ICP (which is what they usually go by), I didn't really think much of it, but then my mom heard it, and she laughed and joked about it. (get it? It sounds like "I see pee.") Then I realized how truly stupid the name is. | Jonathan S. | ||
| Insane Clown Posse | Everyone hates clowns as it is, and now my nightmares have come to life. | rzrshrp | ||
| It Bites | Does the band really bite? C'mon, what kind of a name is that?! | Mr. Critic | ||
| It Bites | What does "it" refer to? | Gigi | ||
| Izzy Stradlin and the Ju-Ju Hounds | OK. I love Guns 'n' Roses, and I love this band. But what Izzy Stradlin? A hound? I'm not into that kind of thing, especially a hound having anything to do with candy. | Libertarian |
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by nally. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Much like the stupid song lyrics page, I get a lot of submissions for this page. More than I can really handle. The problem is that I get a lot of "Blink 182 is stupid 'cuz I said so" submissions, which I have to waste time deleting (though not much). I also get a lot of submissions that just aren't funny. I guess the real problem is that the word stupid can mean so many things, and hence every band name could be considered stupid.
So in short, don't bother sending me stupid email about this stupid page, or you're stupid.
If you have a creative/humorous idea, please submit it.
