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Fun Music Information -> Uncle Kracker
This is the most recent information about Uncle Kracker that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Uncle Kracker, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Uncle Kracker or Dobie Gray, Uncle Kracker & Kenny Chesney, Uncle Kracker featuring Dobie Gray, Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray, Uncle CrackerStupid Band Names:
- Sounds like something you don't want to take a bite out of, and Why did he have to call himself an Uncle? Submitted by: Acidic36
- It sounds like a murderer! I imagine sort of a mix between Jack the Ripper and the guy from "I know what you did last summer". And in his song "Follow Me", he sings, "I swim through your veins like a fish in the sea", which really makes you think... Submitted by: Carrie
- When I hear the name, I picture some fat perverted guy with stubble sitting on the couch in one of those dark red rooms like you see in 70's drama/sex movies. (what the hell was wrong with the lighting in the 70's?) He's the uncle all the kids are afraid of!... OR it sounds like he's a clown at the carnival selling peanuts. Submitted by: sarah
- Come on now... what the hell was this guy smoking?? Did he think this was cool??? Geez! Submitted by: Jess
- It's too rap like. Submitted by: Mike Florio
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Matt Shafer. Submitted by: jo_mankind2000
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Aunt Kracker | If he's married, would this be his wife's name? | Fred |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Gloom In Half" | "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half" | Rock Maninoff |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Bloom In Half" | "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half" | Richard Wetfuss |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Tomb In Half" | "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half" | Richard Wetfuss |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Plume In Half" | "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half" | Richard Wetfuss |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half," | Are you King Kong? | BulldozerBegins |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "The Way," Fastball | "Follow Me," Uncle Kracker | |
| "How Do I Get There?," Deana Carter | "Follow Me," Uncle Kracker | |
| "The Pied Piper," Crispian St. Peters | "Follow Me," Uncle Kracker | |
| "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?," Dionne Warwick | "Follow Me," Uncle Kracker | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Hal" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
What is Hal doing with a room inside of him?!?
Stacy Poole
"(I'm Gonna) Spit This Room In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Hard to divide a room by spitting!
Stacy Poole
"(I'm Gonna) Slit This Room In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Evangeline York
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Broom In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Peter
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Groom In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Peter
"Laces & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Candy Welty
"Aches & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Candy Welty
"Paces & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Roof In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Karen Smith
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Root In Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half"
Evangeline York
"(I'm Donna) Split This Room in Half" originally "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half"
Evangeline York
"Acer & Eights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Acer = scientific name for maple trees
Tiffany Carriker
"Aces & Fights" originally "Aces & Eights"
Fights break out over who has the aces.
Arlene Titshaw
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Follow Me" | "Vote Pierre" | G_RandomPerson |
| "Drift Away" | "Gifts Are Lame" | Matthias |
| "Drift Away" | "Lifts Are Lame" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Drift Away" | "Lift Your Face" | Blaydeman |
| "Blue Skies" | "Net Spies" | Agrimorfee |
| "Smile" | "Style" | Matthias |
| "In A Little While" | "Where's That Bloody File?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Follow Me" | "#FollowMe" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Follow Me" | "Wake Up Please" | Gari J |
| "Follow Me" | "Stand by Me" | the bark bark |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Smile | Menchie's Frozen Yogurt | Don N. Ott |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Follow Me | Lost and Found Agency | Lore |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Don't Ed Sheeran | Follow Me Uncle Kracker | Don't Follow Me | Jake Eastbrook |
| Follow Me Uncle Kracker | Into The Groove Madonna | Follow Me Into The Groove | Jacynthia Maries |
| Follow Me Uncle Kracker | Home Michael Buble | Follow Me Home | Rachel |
| Follow Me Uncle Kracker | Across The Universe The Beatles | Follow Me Across The Universe | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Polly Warner Kracker
Polly Brown; Warner Mack combined with Uncle Kracker
Alteration of my previous submission, using three soloists this time (with resulting spelling differing only by the initial of the third word).
Submitted By: Thomas Foolery
Four Krackerjacks and A Jill
Four Jacks and A Jill combined with Uncle Kracker
Submitted By: Old Man Edgar Winter
Graham Kracker
Graham Central Station combined with Uncle Kracker
Shouldn't someone have seen that one coming?
Submitted By: Rob
Uncle Cracker
Uncle Kracker combined with Cracker
Combined Band name is corrected spelling of first!
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
There are additional Uncle Kracker Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics: You make me snot
Original Lyrics: You make me smile
| "Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm not worried about the brain you wear
Original Lyrics: I'm not worried about the ring you wear
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"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Diarrhea, this feeling ain’t right
Original Lyrics: Follow me, everything is alright
| "Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll be the one to f*** you here at night
Original Lyrics: I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Valerie, everything is alright
Original Lyrics: Follow me, everything is alright
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I could have sworn Uncle Kracker could have influenced Steve Winwood. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Follow Me"
Better Lyrics:
I'm really worried bout the ring you wear
Cuz your family will need psychiatrical care
Your're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
Maybe we should reconsider this whole affair
Cuz your family will need psychiatrical care
Your're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
Maybe we should reconsider this whole affair
Original Lyrics:
I'm not worried bout the ring you wear
Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you don’t look ashamed and baby I'm not scared
Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you don’t look ashamed and baby I'm not scared
Submitted by: luka
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Follow Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Follow me and everything is all right.
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. And if you want to leave I can guarantee, you won't find nobody else like me. Why They're Repetitive: This ho-hum chorus is repeated a massive 6 times throughout the entire song! It just keeps dragging on and on in the end!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Follow Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: Dont worry bout the ring you wear
as long as no one knows then nobody can care You're feeling guilty and i'm well aware But you dont look ashamed and baby i'm not scared Why They're Insincere: Duh. All i can say is Duh! He is so conceited. He is like trying to convince this girl to run away with him because he's so much better than her husband (or fiance). Like every thing will 'really' be alright. Sounds like he's doing a lot of convincing and sneaking the blame on her.
Submitted by: Hayley
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Band Name Anagrams:
Crueler Knack Submitted by: Reptone
Knuckle Racer Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
How does one race knuckles?
Song Title Anagrams:
"Mole Wolf" originally "Follow Me"
Some bizarre hybrid beast?
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Owl Of Elm" originally "Follow Me"
Lots of owls do live in trees.
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Loom Flew" originally "Follow Me"
Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Kunkle Racker originally "Uncle Kracker"
Submitted by: Folksy
Krunkle Acker originally "Uncle Kracker"
Submitted by: MOR
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Ritz Crackers
Submitted by: literock
