Fun Music Information -> Uncle Kracker
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Uncle Kracker or Dobie Gray, Uncle Kracker & Kenny Chesney, Uncle Kracker featuring Dobie Gray, Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray, Uncle CrackerWhy the Name is Stupid:
- Sounds like something you don't want to take a bite out of , and Why did he have to be an Uncle? Why not Father Kracker ,Brother Kracker , or Limp Kracker ( oh , wait we already have a Limp Bizkit). Submitted by: Acidic36
- It sounds like a murderer! I imagine sort of a mix between Jack the Ripper and the guy from "I know what you did last summer". And when he says in his song, "I swim through your viens like a fish in the sea", it really makes you think... Submitted by: Carrie
- When I hear the name, I picture some fat perverted guy with stubble sitting on the couch in one of those dark red rooms like you see in 70's drama/sex movies. (what the hell was wrong with the lighting in the 70's?) He's the uncle all the kids are afraid of!... OR it sounds like he's a clown at the carnival selling peanuts. Submitted by: sarah
- Come on now... what the hell was this guy smoking?? Did he think this was cool??? Geez! Submitted by: Jess
- It's too rap like. Submitted by: Mike Florio
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Matt Shafer. Submitted by: jo_mankind2000
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Aunt Kracker | If he's married, would this be his wife's name? | me! |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "(I'm Gonna) Split This Room in Half," | Are you King Kong? | me! |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Drift Away" | "Tooth Decay" | Below Average Dave |
| "Follow Me" | "Bid On Me" | Lin Caldamian |
| "Follow Me" | "The Wine Song" | Lori Sylvia |
| "Follow Me" | "Shame on Me" | Bob O'Mara |
| "Follow me" | "Follow me (Lupin to Harry)" | Jenson |
| "Follow Me" | "Hollow Knee" | Jonnypawthed |
| "In A Little While" | "Complaining Of Out" | Freaky |
| "Follow Me" | "Hidden Fee" | Your Stalker |
| "In A Little While" | "Do Not Flip The Dial" | Michael Florio |
| "Follow Me" | "MP3" | Jeremy Otto |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Follow Me | Lost and Found Agency | Lore |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Graham Kracker
Graham Central Station combined with Uncle Kracker
Shouldn't someone have seen that one coming?
Submitted By: Rob
Misheard Lyrics:
"Drift Away"
Misheard Lyrics: You know, as a gay man I had to know
Original Lyrics: You know, that's a game, that I hate to lose
| "Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through you veins like d*** in the sea. Original Lyrics: All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea. |
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics: If they ain't got no eggnog
Original Lyrics: If they ain't got no Eight Mile
| "Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Swim through your veins like a p*** in the sea
Original Lyrics: And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Swim through your veins like a p*** in the sea
Original Lyrics: And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Mayu My mother was blaring the Uncle Kracker CD in the car while one of my friends was carpooling with us. When he heard this song, he started singing along with the misheard lyrics. At first, my mother was mad at him for the language, but she forgave him when she realized that that was actually what he thought the lyrics were. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Follow Me"
Better Lyrics:
I'm really worried bout the ring you wear
Cuz your family will need psychiatrical care
Your're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
Maybe we should reconsider this whole affair
Cuz your family will need psychiatrical care
Your're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
Maybe we should reconsider this whole affair
Original Lyrics:
I'm not worried bout the ring you wear
Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you don’t look ashamed and baby I'm not scared
Cuz as long as no one knows than nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty and I'm well aware
But you don’t look ashamed and baby I'm not scared
Submitted by: luka
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Follow Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Follow me and everything is all right.
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. And if you want to leave I can guarantee, you won't find nobody else like me. Why They're Repetitive: This ho-hum chorus is repeated a massive 6 times throughout the entire song! It just keeps dragging on and on in the end!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Follow Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: Dont worry bout the ring you wear
as long as no one knows then nobody can care You're feeling guilty and i'm well aware But you dont look ashamed and baby i'm not scared Why They're Insincere: Duh. All i can say is Duh! He is so conceited. He is like trying to convince this girl to run away with him because he's so much better than her husband (or fiance). Like every thing will 'really' be alright. Sounds like he's doing a lot of convincing and sneaking the blame on her.
Submitted by: Hayley
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Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Ritz Crackers
Submitted by: literock
