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Song Parodies -> "Wake Up Please"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Wake Up Please"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Since the war on terror began, 9-11 has been used as an excuse for everything that has happened since then. Its war that has no end (when does terror end huh). The Patriot Act, Military Commission Act and the recent NDAA. Take away peoples freedoms, the UK has anti-terror laws that do the same things. TSA, Homeland Security and Private Police run amok on people liberties. All people are treated like terrorists, I no longer hear about criminals as everything and I mean everything is deemed terrorist activity. Afghanistan and Iraq have been occupied, Pakistan and Libya have been attacked and now Syria and Iran is next in the firing line. Barrack and these other Republican candidates seeking the white-house all shout the war cry. But they don't send their kids to WAR its always the middle and lower classes that do the fighting. The madness has got to stop, and the only way to do that is to come together. People have to start WAKING UP and learn how to fight this oppressive and anti freedom establishment. So here's a little parody for all you people. Give you one of my fave quotes "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." Mahatma Gandhi
It’s been over a decade since people cried, on nine eleven (9/11) when people died
All I know is what I’m seeing is we aren’t free
The Bombs keep falling on our peeps in the east
I’m thinking
WAKE UP PLEASE everything is not right
Our freedoms going away into night
And if you don’t believe I can guarantee
You’ll soon have to carry an ID

I’m not worried by the TERROR THREAT
Since those laws were put in place, we’ve caught nobody yet
We’re now all GUILTY
So now all beware
The Police State is here
And wars go Un-Declared
I’m saying
WAKE UP PLEASE, everyone must unite
This aint the time to watch TV at night
And if you don’t believe I can guarantee
You’ll soon have to carry an ID

Banks have the money, Barrack shouts the war cry
Its middle class kids they send to die
I’m watching freedoms all them, go away
It seems the terrorists are winning the day

The system looks after the rich all right
And if you preconceive that you’re all still free
Then you’re being brainwashed by TV

It’s been over a decade since people cried, on nine eleven (9/11) when people died
And despite all of the warnings, our liberty
Is being suppressed, by Homeland Security

I’M SCREAMING
WAKE UP PLEASE our leaders are SHITE
The war on terror is a pack of lies
And if you don’t believe, check your liberties
We’re now political detainees

I’m saying
WAKE UP PLEASE everything is not right
It’s now the time to take a stand and fight
And if you don’t believe I can guarantee
You’ll soon have to carry an ID

I’m saying
WAKE UP PLEASE everything is not right
It’s now the time to take a stand and fight
And if you don’t believe I can guarantee
You’ll soon have to carry an ID

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Jay Cobb - March 24, 2012 - Report this comment
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