-> "Lift Your Face"
Original Song Title:
"Drift Away" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lift Your Face"
Verse 1: Day after day I’m more repulsed
Have to look at those lines as they veil your space
I know that’s a thing that should not convulse
You should so ashamed, but fix your face!
Chorus: Oh! You need a surg’ry to seem less old
I wanna be freed from your gross skin folds
Just lift your face
Go get some Lipo and tummy tucks
I wanna take years from your aging mug
Please lift your face
Cuz you’ve seen better days…
Verse 2: We’re racin’ to see if we can beat time
I don’t understand the fears that you clasp
The harsh sunlight has been unkind
One squeeze and I grasp, maybe tighten that ass!
Chorus: Oh! One round of Botox and you’ll look sweet
I wanna be rid of your small crow’s feet
Just lift your face
You can do nose jobs or breast implants
Their laser zaps hair inside underpants
Your naughty place
Be sure to lift your face…
Bridge: And when my wife is done
No twenty-one looks as young
But soon I will grieve
Looks so hot she thieves and leaves me…
Verse 3: “Thanks for the cos-metic surg-er-y (Ooo the looks that you’ve given me)”
“I want you to know that I believe you are kind”
Hooked up with Hoff fled Germany
How was I so blind, get my body defined!
Chorus: Oh! Pass doc a scalpel to sculpt my abs
Just grab my hanging sack from down by my calves
And lift my nads (my gonads)
Bring all the hoses and all the tubes
You gotta suck fat out from my man boobs
Plus lift my nads (sagging nads!)
Chorus: Pump me with Botox and Saline too
I wanna hot wife who is twenty-two
Like Taylor Swift (you would too)
(Oh…) Just give me the tweeks doc, I’m free from old
I’m hopin’ these nips will stay strong and hold
Like my nads lift
Won’t you date me?!
You will date me?!
But she don’t know my age…
It took my aging away!
Hey you should lift your face!
And you should lift your face!
You go home… and then lift your face
You should lift your face!
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