-> "Net Spies"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Skies"
Parody Song Title:
"Net Spies"
The Lyrics
Members of NSA
They track down our lines so neat
Their heads are up my e-mail
I beseech that they don’t repeat
What George Orwell prophesized
Not fair surfin’ alI I want
To get spooked, ‘cause I been good
I’m not, nor ever been
Listen to my rock and roll
Skimmin’ through some good porno
And gettin’ some Wii cheat code
Ain’t no crime, don’cha know
Trollin’ Snowden, will he get by?
Now does government lie?
Nothin’ but net spies
Watchin’ over you and I
Used Google for directions
Downloaded an album (or three)
On billboards wrote “Suck my gourd”
I was just kiddin’, can’t ya see?
No need to lock in on my web view
‘Cause my net life is a bore, no jive
Mind yer business now, won’t you?
Keep out my hard drive
I ain’t Julian Assanges’ mole
I sometimes stream The Daily Show
I’m kinda liberal, so?
Won’t ya light up, ya schmo?
Still those space probes fly
And Michael Moore waves “Hi!”
We still got net spies
Watchin’ over you and I
Well paid Joes caused the Crash
That shook the SEC
Why aren’t you lookin’ in their Windows?
Just keep yer noses away from me!
Tell me exactly what is yer goal?
I am still yer friend, not foe
Maybe some point down the road
This spyin' game will go
And maybe fat pigs will fly
As days go by
Nothin’ but net spies
Watchin’ over you and I
While poor Jesus cries
Watchin’ over you and I
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