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Song Parodies -> "Stand by Me"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Stand by Me"

Parody Written by:

the bark bark

The Lyrics

I don't know why
You want to see a dead body, you can't go home til you look at it
All you know is when you'll see it it'll make you scared
And go to your homes before your parents freak out
I'm singing....

Stand by me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to stay on your side
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find a body just like that

And I worry 'bout the gun you shoot
Cause as long as no one knows
That nobody can give a hoot
Milo called your father a looney
I'm glad that George Clooney
Isn't in this movie
Im singin...

Stand by me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to stay on your side
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find a body just like that


Lardass was puking blueberry pie
Cause they were teasing him all the time
You almost got hit by that train
You'll be alright if you don't do it again

Stand by me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to stay on your side
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find a body just like that

You don't know how you met me
You don't know why, you cant turn around and say good-bye
All you know is when im with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing....

Stand by me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to stay on your side
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find a body just like that

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Follow me
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

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