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Fun Music Information -> K.T Oslin

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Quotes:

I was out walkin' around this afternoon, I saw a cute little farmer standin' there with blue jeans on and no shirt. I leaned out the bus window. I said "Honey, you're lookin' good!". Submitted by: Tarzan	I write songs the way I think women think about sex today. Submitted by: Tarzan
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Stupid Band Names:

If you go by initials "K.T.", that sounds too much like "Katie" to make your name unambiguous in sound. Submitted by: Lois Teem

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kay Toinette Oslin. Submitted by: Country

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Feeding A Hungry Heart,"	Hearts can't experience hunger.	Heather Brockwell

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Who's Holding Donna Now?," DeBarge	"Younger Men," K.T. Oslin
"Eat Me Alive," Judas Priest	"Feeding A Hungry Heart," K.T. Oslin
"My Army Of Lovers," Army Of Lovers	"Younger Men," K.T. Oslin
"Be Near Me," ABC	"Live Close By, Visit Often," K.T. Oslin
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Younger Me" originally "Younger Men"

Wendy Torrance

"Sill On My Mind" originally "Still On My Mind"

Andrea Greenleaf

"Till On My Mind" originally "Still On My Mind"

Andrea Greenleaf

"You Call Everybody Daring" originally "You Call Everybody Darling"

Andrea Greenleaf

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Comet Next Monday" originally "Come Next Monday"

Andrea Greenleaf

"Glove Is Strange" originally "Love Is Strange"

Andrea Greenleaf

Change a Letter:

"Mexico Load" originally "Mexico Road"

Darlene Hate

"Come Text Monday" originally "Come Next Monday"

Andrea Greenleaf

"Momma Was A Danger" originally "Momma Was A Dancer"

Song in memory of Caylee Anthony?

Andrea Greenleaf

"Stall On My Mind" originally "Still On My Mind"

Andrea Greenleaf

"Spill On My Mind" originally "Still On My Mind"

Andrea Greenleaf

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Feeding A Hungry Heart	Feeding America P.S.A.	Tarzan
Younger Men	CougarLife.com	Tarzan
Younger Men	CougarLife.com	Tarzan
Younger Men	Ashley Madison	Tarzan

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Two Men In Love The Irrepressibles	Younger Men K.T. Oslin	Two Younger Men In Love	Tarzan
King Of The Road Roger Miller	Mexico Road K.T. Oslin	King Of Mexico Road	Tarzan
How Men Are Aztec Camera	Younger Men K.T. Oslin	How Younger Men Are	Tarzan
4 Men Kitchens Of Distinction	Younger Men K.T. Oslin	4 Younger Men	Tarzan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hold Me"

Misheard Lyrics:

Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like her brother

Original Lyrics:

Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like we're lovers

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Hold Me"

Misheard Lyrics:

Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like her brother

Original Lyrics:

Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like we're lovers

Story about this misheard lyric by: Katie

I heard this story when kt was on Austin City Limits. I believe it went something like this. kt said that once at a concert, a fan came up to her and asked if she would sing the song 'Don't kiss me like we're married, kiss me like her brother.'

Song Parody Fragments:

"80's Ladies"

Better Lyrics:

D - my name is Debby, I'm gonna marry Dougie.
We're gonna sell dogs and live in Denver.
E- my name is Ellen, I'm gonna marry Ernest.
We're gonna sell eggs and live in Edmonton.
F - my name is Frannie, I'm gonna marry Freddie.
We're gonna sell footballs and live in Florida.

Original Lyrics:

A- my name is Alice, I'm gonna marry Artie.
We're gonna sell apples and live in Arkansas.
B- my name is Betty, I'm gonna marry Bobby.
We're gonna sell beans and live in Brazil.
C- my name is Connie, I'm gonna marry Charlie.
We're gonna sell cars and live in California.

Submitted by: Sundog

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Younger Men"

The Insulting Lyrics:

Men my age,poor old darlings, they're worried and they're hairy
Some of them drink too much, a whole lot them are married
And honey here I am on the threshold of all that fun
I'm gonna try my best to cross it with a younger one

Why They're Insulting:

The song disses the men her own age and she's repulsed by the sight of both chest and back hair.

Submitted by: Tarzan

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Younger Men"

The Dated Lyrics:

"Women peak at 40 and men at 19"
I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine
(I was 20 at the time.)
Now I'm staring 40 right in the face

Why They're Dated:

She died in 2020 at age 78.

Submitted by: Tarzan

"80s Ladies"

The Dated Lyrics:

We were the girls of the 50s
The stoned rock and rollers in the 60s
And more than our names got changed
As the 70s slipped on by
Now we're 80s ladies
There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried

Why They're Dated:

The 80s are long gone.

Submitted by: cissygirl

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Younger Men" The Dirty Lyrics: Woah, look over here We got a cute little ol' runner to the right Blue shorts, no shirt Whoo! You're looking good darling That's right, stay in shape Why They're Dirty: K.T. is referring to the runner's semi-erect penis in addition to his athletic build and hairless muscular chest Submitted by: Tarzan	"Oo-Wee" The Dirty Lyrics: Oh, oo-wee in sweet harmony How sweet it will be when we oo oo wee Why They're Dirty: Oo wee means have sex. Submitted by: Tarzan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Momma Was a Dancer"

The Lyrics:

I drove a Thunderbird

Product Brand Name:

Ford Thunderbird

Submitted by: Tarzan

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Come Next Monday"

Opening Lines:

Come next Monday, I'm goin' to bed early

Comments:

Submitted by: William Ransom

"Hey Bobby"

Opening Lines:

Hey Bobby

Comments:

Submitted by: Tarzan

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Younger Men"

The Boasting Lyrics:

Oh. I said younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity

Comments:

In the live version of the song, which she performed at Farm Aid 1990, K.T.'s boasting about her sexual prowess in the last line.

Submitted by: Tarzan

"Love Is Strange"

The Boasting Lyrics:

Somebody say to me K.T. how do you call your loverboy?
Come here loverboy>BR?> And if he doesn't answer
I simply say
Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one
Baby, oh baby, my sweet baby, you're the one
Ooh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo
Oohh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo...

Comments:

She's boasting about her extraordinary prowess when it comes to picking up guys and taking them to bed.

Submitted by: Tarzan

Song Title Space Change:

"You Call Every Body Darling" originally "You Call Everybody Darling"

Submitted by: Andrea Greenleaf

Band Name Anagrams:

KT Linos Submitted by: Leopard Seal

Lost Kin Submitted by: Caroline Vale

Skin Lot Submitted by: Caroline Vale

To Slink Submitted by: Quyjibo

move smoothly and quietly with gliding steps

No Kilts Submitted by: Mike

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Younger Men"

The song received little or no radio airplay when it was released in 1982 because the lyrics describe older men as being physically unattractive and unable to perform sexually and that a younger man would be better equipted to satisfy her needs. Very few people heard it was included on her ''80's Ladies'' album in 1987.

Submitted by: Tarzan