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Band Name Origins:

Glenn Danzig, the lead singer of the Misfits from 1976-1983, had a great obsession with Marylin Monroe. "The Misfits" was Marylin's last movie. Submitted by: psycho78m
I guess they were just a bunch of misfits. Submitted by: Art Vandale

Why the Name is Stupid:

What ever happened to dignity and self respect in today's bands? Are you ever going to hear them at a concert, and shout to the crowd "We're proud to be The Misfits!" Submitted by: hekifier

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Canadian Daydream"	"American Nightmare"	Lizzie
"Dead Heaven"	"Living Hell"	Lizzie
"Silence the Angel"	"Speak of the Devil"	Lizzie
"Elevating Devil"	"Descending Angel"	Lizzie
"Bury Her Bones"	"Dig Up Here Bones"	Nowlan9

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Night Of The Living Dead,"	the dead are dead. they cant live.	Nowlan9

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Killed Marilyn?"	"I Confess," New Colony Six	Todd W. Zimmerman
"Who Killed Marilyn?"	"Mack The Knife," Bobby Darin	Peter
"Who Killed Marilyn?"	"I'm Your Man," Wham!	Peter
"Who Killed Marilyn?"	"Killer is Me," Alice in Chains	Oscar Rosales

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Death Comets Ripping" originally "Death Comes Ripping"

Expresses the mania that comets often inspire.

Regina

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Ballet" originally "Bullet"

Retard Girl

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Halloween"	"Christmas Eve"	No Name
"Green Hell"	"Green Two"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Last Caress"	"Last Ketchup"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
You Belong To Me	Suge Knight Talent Agency	colorvision
Halloween	'Holloween' movies promos	Kroger
Devil's Whorehouse	Las Vegas Travel	Capital umm...B YAH! B!
20 Eyes	Glasses/Contact Lenses	Capital umm...B YAH! B!

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Last Caress	Mental Hospital	2422
Skulls	The National Institute for Palentology	Robbie N.
Last Caress	Caress Cleanser	Raphael
Last Caress	Rape Helpline	heavymetal
Last Caress	Gerber/Any Day Care	heavymetal
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
I Hope You Dance Lee Ann Womack	Die Die Die My Darling The Misfits	I Hope You Die Die Die My Darling P***ed off at an ex much?	Chandra
Dig Up Her Bones The Misfits	Been Caught Stealin' Jane's Addiction	Been Caught Diggin' Up Her Bones Necrophilia is not a good thing! Shame on you!	Kameron
Last Caress The Misfits	Nookie Limp Bizkit	Last Nookie	a.d.i.d.a.s
Die Die Die My Darling The Misfits	Mother Pink Floyd	Die Die Die My Darling Mother Boy, someone really has some issues ,huh?	Bastard

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Turned Into A Martian" Misheard Lyrics: Well I turned into Aunt Marsha. Original Lyrics: Well I turned into a Martian.	"Halloween" Misheard Lyrics: Going door to door Original Lyrics: Brown leafed vertigo
"Astro Zombies" Misheard Lyrics: I was wasted, exterminate The whole fckin nation. Original Lyrics: Prime directive, exterminate The whole fckin' race	"Skulls" Misheard Lyrics: I don't want your skull I need your skull. Original Lyrics: I want your skull I need your skull.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Halloween"

Misheard Lyrics:

Punching faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead kids hacked up footballs.

Original Lyrics:

Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Josh Fuller

Basically driving around a north Texas town with a bunch of buddies listening to Misfits. One pipes up from the back seat: 'Did he say 'Dead kid's hacked up footballs?''

Funny Lyrics:

""attitude"" The Funny Lyrics: "Inside your beetle-brain There's probably a whore." Why They're Funny: So many things going on here... 1.) what is a beetle-brain? 2.) why would there be a prostitute inside of one's beetle-brain? 3.) probably? really? we couldn't commit to our hypothetical insult there? Submitted by: Stickhead	"Last Caress" The Funny Lyrics: I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it don't matter much to me as long as its dead. I got something to say I raped your mother today and it dont matter much to me as long as she spread. Why They're Funny: read it.... Submitted by: Tyler MOnroe
There are additional misfits Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Violent World"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Pregnant mothers in Mexico
Give birth to stillborn monster babies
Hideous deformed two-headed monsters
Vivisected for your magazine essay

Why They're Nonsensical:

if they're stillborn, how exactly are you going to vivisect them? stillborn means it's not alive, and vivisect means to dissect a living body.

Submitted by: Cole Jones

"Helena"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

There are fifty-two ways to kill a man
One and two are the same and they both work as well

Why They're Nonsensical:

If there are fifty-two ways to kill someone, two of which are identical to one another; then ultimately there are only fifty-one ways. Why say there are fifty-two when ultimately there are merely fifty-one.

Submitted by: BrDi