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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Misfits that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 53 misheard song lyrics for The Misfits on amIright currently.

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"20 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horny eyes in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty eyes in my head.
"20 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horny eyes in my head
or
Bony isles in my head
Original Lyrics:
20 eyes in my head
"20 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only I shave my head.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty eyes in my head.
"Astro Zombies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb the wreckage, exterminate the whole fucking race
Original Lyrics:
Prime directive, exterminate the whole fucking race,
"Astro Zombies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wasted, exterminate
The whole f*ckin nation.
Original Lyrics:
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole f*ckin' race
"Attitude" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In side your feeble brain
There's probably a hole.
Original Lyrics:
Inside your feeble brain
There's probably a whore.
"Attitude" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside your feeble brain, there's probably a hole.
Original Lyrics:
Inside your beat up brain, there's probably a whore
"Bloodfeast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight blood is real
Because it's just like bacon.
Original Lyrics:
And that blood's so real
Because I just can't fake it.
"Death Comes Ripping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bust your a** open.
Original Lyrics:
Blast you open.
"Death Comes Ripping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's trying to rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Death comes ripping.
"Death Comes Ripping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's trying to rape me
Original Lyrics:
Death comes ripping
"Demonomania" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother was a horse.
Original Lyrics:
My mother was a whore.
"Die Die My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead-end world for a dead-end girl.
Original Lyrics:
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy.
"Die Die My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dye, dye, dye my blond hair.
Original Lyrics:
Die, die, die, my darling.
"Die, Die My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to eat a baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
"Die, Die, My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry tomato, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby
"Die, Die, My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to be a baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
"Die, Die, My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try turnin' me on baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
"Die, Die, My Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't fry tomatoes, baby
Your pizza's in a long, long box
Original Lyrics:
So don't cry to me, oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box
"Earth AD" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because I'm here to fight yeah
Bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because and good god, you're gonna dance alight, my gift releasing you.
Original Lyrics:
You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because the Hills Have Eyes said
You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because the Hills Have Eyes
I said guns are God, I said that death is mine to give to you.
"Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going door to door
Original Lyrics:
Brown leafed vertigo
"Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's kill some lysosomes
Original Lyrics:
little dead are out in droves
"Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punching faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead kids hacked up footballs.
Original Lyrics:
Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles.
"Hollywood Babylon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Heaven c**in' on his chest.
Original Lyrics:
It's Heaven c**in' on her chest.
"Hollywood Babylon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left on a traffic sing
Original Lyrics:
Unlit pornographic sing
"Horror Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My BMs are black
Original Lyrics:
My mirror's are black for you.
"Horror Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My meal's a black boy....yeah!
Original Lyrics:
My mirror's are black for you.
"Horror Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what a night, riding you.
I wanted you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll put a knife right in you.
I'm warning you.
"Horror Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
with you, I'm gonna die drowning you, I'm warning you..
Original Lyrics:
with you, I'll put a knife right in you, I'm warning you..
"Hunting Humans" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The touch of Death is all around us
A thousand corpses block our way
A man named Jerry makes almost everyone-
commit suicide
Original Lyrics:
The touch of Death is all around us
A thousand corpses block our way
A man-made germ makes almost everyone-
commit suicide
"Hybrid Moments" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hide your boobs behind disco
Original Lyrics:
You hide your looks behind these scars.
"Hybrid Moments" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hide your looks behind disgust.
Original Lyrics:
You hide your looks behind these scars.
"I Turned Into A Martian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned into a marker.
Original Lyrics:
I turned into a Martian.
"I Turned Into A Martian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned into a monster
Original Lyrics:
I turned into a martian
"I Turned Into A Martian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I turned into Aunt Marsha.
Original Lyrics:
Well I turned into a Martian.
"Last Caress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love me back
I was waiting for your death
Only that one last caress
Original Lyrics:
Sweet lovely death
I was waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress
"Last Caress" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who loves you dear, just waiting for your prayer, come sweet death...
Original Lyrics:
Sweet lovely death I was waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caress
"Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonght?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Single out the kids, the Army, the bed Get'n straight A's, stupid books I don't give up, I like face Stayed up everynight My house is a walking mart Girls all say I'm a little boat Mommy I'm a good boy Mommy I'm a fucking sadist Mommy I'm alone
Original Lyrics:
Singled out the kids who are mean to me Get straight A's but they still make fun I don't give a, I'll laugh last Stayed in every night Do my homework so I'll be smart Girls all say I'm a little fucked Mommy I'm a good boy Mommy I'm a fuckin' savior Mommy I'm alive
"Night Of The Living Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This ain't no moment
Original Lyrics:
This ain't no love in
"Queen Wasp" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot stick it in your back baby, my cigarette burning you baby
Original Lyrics:
Hot stinger in your back baby, hot stinger burning you baby
"Return Of The Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The German fly
Original Lyrics:
Return of the fly
"Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are 52 ways to flirt with anyone
Original Lyrics:
There are 52 ways to murder anyone
"She"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves naked sex
In an eagle's nest.
Original Lyrics:
She loves naked sin
He loves evil sex.
"She"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves snake incense
He love evil dead
Original Lyrics:
She loves naked sin
He loves evil sex.
"Skulls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got so high
I held up a 7-11
Original Lyrics:
Corpses all hang
headless and limp
"Skulls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got so high
I held up a Circle-K.
Original Lyrics:
Corpses all hang
Headless and limp.
"Skulls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want your skull
I need your skull.
Original Lyrics:
I want your skull
I need your skull.
"Some Kinda Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F****t of the world
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's a whoa
"Some Kinda Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The f*****s in the iron lung all flocculate.
Original Lyrics:
Maggots in the eye of love won't copulate.
"Teenagers From Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't adjust to nature
Original Lyrics:
Our cause unjust and ancient
"Teenagers From Mars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The age of Samoans, but we don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Teenagers from mars, but we don't care.
"The Shining"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cattle ram
Original Lyrics:
Carol Anne
"We Are 138"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are one dirty ape.
Original Lyrics:
We are 138.

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