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There are 37 misheard song lyrics for The Misfits on amIright currently.

"20 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horny eyes in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty eyes in my head.
"20 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horny eyes in my head
or
Bony isles in my head
Original Lyrics:
20 eyes in my head
"20 Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only I shave my head.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty eyes in my head.
"Astro Zombies"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is sex
You're all I wanna do
Do you want to do it, too?
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna say
And all I wanna do
Would I do it for me or you?
"Astro Zombies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was wasted, exterminate
The whole f*ckin nation.
Original Lyrics:
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole f*ckin' race
"Attitude"
Misheard Lyrics:
In side your feeble brain
There's problaly a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Inside your feeble brain
There's problaly a hole.
"Attitude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside your feeble brain, there's probably a hole.
Original Lyrics:
Inside your beat up brain, there's probably a w****.
"Bloodfeast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight blood is real
Because it's just like bacon.
Original Lyrics:
And that blood's so real
Because I just can't fake it.
"Death Comes Ripping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bust your a** open.
Original Lyrics:
Blast you open.
"Death Comes Ripping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's trying to rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Death comes ripping.
"Death Comes Ripping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's trying to rape me
Original Lyrics:
Death comes ripping
"Demonomania"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mother was a horse.
Original Lyrics:
My mother was a whore.
"Die Die My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead-end world for a dead-end girl.
Original Lyrics:
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy.
"Die Die My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dye, dye, dye my b*** hair.
Original Lyrics:
Die, die, die, my darling.
"Die, Die My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to eat a baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
"Die, Die, My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry tomato, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby
"Die, Die, My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to be a baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
"Die, Die, My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try turnin' me on baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me, oh baby.
"Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going door to door
Original Lyrics:
Brown leafed vertigo
"Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punching faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead kids hacked up footballs.
Original Lyrics:
Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles.
"Hollywood Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Heaven c**in' on his chest.
Original Lyrics:
It's Heaven c**in' on her chest.
"Hollywood Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left on a traffic sing
Original Lyrics:
Unlit pornographic sing
"Horror Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
My meal's a black boy....yeah!
Original Lyrics:
My mirror's are black for you.
"Horror Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what a night, riding you.
I wanted you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll put a knife right in you.
I'm warning you.
"Horror Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
with you, I'm gonna die drowning you, I'm warning you..
Original Lyrics:
with you, I'll put a knife right in you, I'm warning you..
"Hybrid Moments"
Misheard Lyrics:
You hide your looks behind disgust.
Original Lyrics:
You hide your looks behind these scars.
"I Turned Into A Martian"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned into a marker.
Original Lyrics:
I turned into a Martian.
"I Turned Into A Martian"
Misheard Lyrics:
I turned into a monster
Original Lyrics:
I turned into a martian
"I Turned Into A Martian"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I turned into Aunt Marsha.
Original Lyrics:
Well I turned into a Martian.
"Mommy, Can I Go Out and Kill Tonght?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Single out the kids, the Army, the bed Get'n straight A's, stupid books I don't give up, I like face Stayed up everynight My house is a walking mart Girls all say I'm a little boat Mommy I'm a good boy Mommy I'm a fucking sadist Mommy I'm alone
Original Lyrics:
Singled out the kids who are mean to me Get straight A's but they still make fun I don't give a, I'll laugh last Stayed in every night Do my homework so I'll be smart Girls all say I'm a little fucked Mommy I'm a good boy Mommy I'm a fuckin' savior Mommy I'm alive
"Return Of The Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
The German fly
Original Lyrics:
Return of the fly
"She"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves naked sex
In an eagle's nest.
Original Lyrics:
She loves naked sin
He loves evil sex.
"Skulls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got so high
I held up a 7-11
Original Lyrics:
Corpses all hang
headless and limp
"Skulls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got so high
I held up a Circle-K.
Original Lyrics:
Corpses all hang
Headless and limp.
"Skulls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want your skull
I need your skull.
Original Lyrics:
I want your skull
I need your skull.
"Some Kinda Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The f*****s in the iron lung all flocculate.
Original Lyrics:
Maggots in the eye of love won't copulate.
"We Are 138"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are one dirty ape.
Original Lyrics:
We are 138.

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