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These are lyrics by The Misfits that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, The Misfits

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The Misfits', "Helena"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If I cut off your arms, and cut off your legs
Will you still love me, anyway?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sure, I'd still love you! All you did was mutilate half my body! *Blood is splashing everywhere*
Submitted by: Julia
Misfits', "Helena"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There are fifty-two ways to kill a man
One and two are the same and they both work as well
Why They're Nonsensical:
If there are fifty-two ways to kill someone, two of which are identical to one another; then ultimately there are only fifty-one ways. Why say there are fifty-two and then imply that there are fifty-one? And furthermore, how does the singer know for sure that there are a certain number of ways to kill someone??? Did he count??
Submitted by: Tariq
The Misfits', "Violent World"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Pregnant mothers in Mexico
Give birth to stillborn monster babies
Hideous deformed two-headed monsters
Vivisected for your magazine essay
Why They're Nonsensical:
if they're stillborn, how exactly are you going to vivisect them? stillborn means it's not alive, and vivisect means to dissect a living body.
Submitted by: Cole Jones

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