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Music Jokes:

Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Marilyn Manson
Sorry I asked....
Submitted by:
Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Mayor of Lyn
Mayor of Lyn who?
Marilyn Manson
Submitted by:

Band Name Origins:

  • Everyone is failing to remember that Brian Warner's mother also named a rat that was meant to be food for his snake Marilyn. Submitted by: d
  • Although the comments about Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson are correct, there is more to the story. In his Autobiography, Manson says that he uses the name as a comment on the status quo, because he chose Marilyn Monroe, whom the world loved, and Charles Manson, whom the world hated. Submitted by: RedBlade

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Brian Hugh Warner. Submitted by: Charlotte

Also known as: Brian Warner. Submitted by: Roxanne

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Suicideika - A fictional child supposedly borne by Manson's mistress, Ms. Dita von Teese. Ms. von Teese doesn't have any kids, therefore Suicideika does not exist. Manson has said that he would like to be a father, but doesn't feel that he is ready yet. (He's about 37, he'd better hurry up.) Submitted by: LadyGaladriel
  • Gunther Goth - Marilyn Manson has no children, you r*****. Apparently some people need to do some research before pulling names out of their a**es. Submitted by: Melissa
  • Gunther Goth - hey yall! this name is veryyy strange lol! he is a tad weirdi guess... jesus loves yall god bless!! keek x Submitted by: Dyekiki
  • Suicideika - This child does NOT exist!!! What the f*** would a limpbizkit fan know???? (Editor's note: It DOES make for a good argument, doesn't it?!) Submitted by: Missi
  • Suicideika Manson - I think there are actually laws that prevent people from giving children names like this (seriously). Also, I don't believe this child actually exists. Who is her mother and when was she born? Submitted by: Maggie
  • Suicideika Manson - I'm not so sure that he wouldn't name his kid Charlie. Submitted by: limpbizkitfreak

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things""You ain't right, kid." He also directed a 30 minute backstage concert video that comes with The Golden Age of Grotesque. :) - tictacs941

New Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Mad Scientist"he left the band, went back to Florida, sued for breach of contract, and that's all I know - tictacs941

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Marilyn Manson""Music Journalist"It was for a Florida magazine - tictacs941

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Come White"A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself - Katy

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Alice Cooper/WASP/KISSHe rips them off enough, so why not?ww's sketcher

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"The Beat of the People""The Beautiful People"Kevan
"Minute of Celery""Minute of Decay"superman_in_your_pants
"The Putrid People""The Beautiful People"CraZedOverMansoN
"The Beautiful Meatball""The Beautiful People"necrolord

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"What's My Age Again?""1996," Marilyn MansonSamm
"Mutilation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery""Look Who's Talking," Dr. AlbanMan, I wish I could say this to his face. - Lizzie

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Irresponsible Hat Anthem" originally "Irresponsible Hate Anthem"
Regina Olsen

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"The Depth Song" originally "The Death Song"
Jamie Burke
"Burying Flag" originally "Burning Flag"
Alison Runyon
"The Dope Shop" originally "The Dope Show"
Candace Mercer
"The Dove Show" originally "The Dope Show"
Candace Mercer
"The Pope Show" originally "The Dope Show"
Candace Mercer

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Beautiful People""The Internet People"tictacs941
"Cake and Sodomy""Plastic Surgery"tictacs941
"The Fight Song""The Prep Song"tictacs941
"The Nobodies""The Old Biddies"Wreckage Bitch
"Disposable Teens""Disposable Teeth."Wreckage Bitch
"I Don't Like The Drugs (but The Drugs Like Me)""I Don't Like The Song (but The Song's By Me)"tictacs941
"The Dope Show""Dexter's Laboratory on CBS"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"The Dope Show""The Soap Show"Porkbeard
"Tainted Love""Tainted Meat"Joel Martinez
"The Dope Show""The Gong Show"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I Want To DisappearWitness Protection Programtictacs941
Get Your GunnNRA (national rifle association) promotictacs941
The Beautiful PeopleBeautiful People (A show on ABC Family)sXe LeXi 5X2
President DeadCampaign Adspoisongirl
Sweet DreamsSleeping Pillspoisongirl
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Put A Spell On YouStalker Helplinerainkeltoia
SlutgardenWedding Chapeltictacs941
Valentine's DayDating servicetictacs941
Angel with the Scabbed WingsNarcotics Anonymous,sex addictstictacs941
DogmaWiccan churchtictacs941
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
There's No Business Like Show Business
   Ethel Merman
The Dope Show
   Marilyn Manson
There's No Business Like The Dope Show Business
Now there's a freakin' wild duet for you!
Terror Reid
Beat It
   Michael Jackson
The Beautiful People
   Marilyn Manson
Beat It, Beautiful People!
Really, you're BORING ME!!!
PerzinPen18
B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bomb)
   System Of A Down
The Dope Show
   Marilyn Manson
B.Y.O.B. To The Dope Show
Chute D'Breeze
Ch-Check It Out
   The Beastie Boys
The New S***
   Marilyn Manson
Check The New S*** Out!
Imagine this on MTV: Carson Daly here, wanting you to check the new s*** out!
solidgameboy12
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

My Marilyn Romancin'
My Chemical Romance combined with Marilyn Manson
Don't tell them I did this.
Submitted By: tictacs941
Marilyn Madasun
Marilyn Manson combined with Madasun
Oscar Madison's evil great niece!
Submitted By: Eac Zeffron
Marilyn Mansun
Marilyn Manson combined with Mansun
Sample lyric: "I'm in a wide open space in the flames of Hell."
Submitted By: Eac Zeffron
Marilyn Zeppelin
Marilyn Manson combined with Led Zeppelin
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Personal Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleach out the cum stains
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
"I Don't Like the Drugs (The Drugs Like Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're now on the toast
Original Lyrics:
You're now underdosed
"Lamb of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
the camel of a mincu got then some duck peeking satan
Original Lyrics:
the camera will make you god and so jack became sainted
"Vodevil"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in in shape, you're entertained.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed you're entertained.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
The very fat people, the very fat people
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people

Story about this misheard lyric by: Al-x

I was in a store with my brother; and I was singing the song. I said, 'That song talks about me.' (the beautiful people) Then my brother said: 'Don't you mean the very fat people?' [Ed.'s note: I'm really not sure if that was a mishearing or just an insult from his brother.]

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"The Beautiful People"
Better Lyrics:
A-Rod, how do you play?
Certainly looks like you're playing for free.
A-Rod, you like counting the green?
With all that greed man, its hard to play clean.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you what do you say.
Something beautiful, something free.
Hey you you're trying to be mean.
You live with apes man, its hard to be clean.
Submitted by: Michael

Funny Lyrics:

"Disposable Teens"
The Funny Lyrics:
Rebel from the waste down
Why They're Funny:
I don't know, maybe 'cause it sounds a little dirty
Submitted by: tictacs941
"Doll-dagga Buzz-buzz Ziggety-zag"
The Funny Lyrics:
Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag
Why They're Funny:
It's just stupid, but it's still funny. Apparently it's a drug reference, anyway he rocks I just find this line a bit silly.
Submitted by: Rynn
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Personal Jesus"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith
Why They're Repetitive:
I personally think he's singing to either a deaf person or somebody with an extremely short attention span
Submitted by: wot duz 'your name' mean?
"Antichrist Superstar"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
When you are suffering
Know that I have betrayed you
Why They're Repetitive:
Many possesed voices haunt the end of this song.
Submitted by: Mr. Hat
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Disposable Teens"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow
And I'm an ape of God
I've got a face that's made for doin' violence upon
And I'm a teen distortion
Survived abortion
A rebel from the waist down
Why They're Misrhymed:
Ok, I really, really love this song, but what's up with those lyrics? 'Distortion' and 'abortion' are fine, but sinci when does 'rainbow' rhyme with 'god'? Or 'upon' with 'down'? Sorry Marilyn, better luck next time!
Submitted by: Michiel
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"GodEatGod"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Dear god if you were alive
You know we'd kill you
Why They're Insulting:
Its pretty much saying god is worthless and if he was alive we would kill him because there is no reason for him
Submitted by: masterMonroe
"Userfriendly"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'm not in love, but I'm gonna f*** you 'till somebody better comes along.
Why They're Insulting:
He's talking about how some people use the man or woman they're with and just dump them when they want something else.
Submitted by: wadded beef

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Target Audience"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Am I sorry your sky went black, put your knives in babies backs? Am I sorry you killed the Kennedy's and Huxley too?
Why They're Inappropriate:
This is in Response to 'Argh's' post: These are all related... he is talking about God. I think that he isn't sorry about death... he belives that we are free in death... a later quote 'he valley of death we are free your father's your prison you see'
Submitted by: Ana
"President Dead"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
incubated and jet set the bitter thinkers buy their tickets to go find god like a piggy in a fair
Why They're Inappropriate:
I am responding to 'Argh's' post: This makes sense... I find that one has to look into the words in an alterted perspective. incubated: To form or consider slowly and protectively, as if hatching: incubated the idea for a while, then announced it. Bitter: Difficult or distasteful to accept, admit, or bear: the bitter truth; bitter sorrow. Ticket: A paper slip or card indicating that its holder has paid for or is entitled to a specified service, right, or consideration: a theater ticket; an airline ticket. and A list of candidates proposed or endorsed by a political party; a slate. ---- I think he is saying that people sit and think about something, be it an election, and with difficulty they chose upon a president, perhaps. In the word God, I believe he is symbolizing a leader ... like a piggy in a fair: pigs are at fairs... usually in the barns, all locked up... or, he could also be saying that they are hungry to go on a ride that doesn't go anywhere. --- I could go on with a few other ideas but that's what I have quickly put together for you.
Submitted by: Ana
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Many Arson Min. Submitted by: tictacs941
a very long intentional fire :)

Songs That Are Banned:

"Holy Wood"
Well, not a song--an album. Wal-Mart and K-Mart actually refused to stock it because of the disturbing cover art, which featured the artist decomposing on a cross.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
 
 
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