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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Marilyn Manson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 224 misheard song lyrics for Marilyn Manson on amIright currently.

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"(s)AINT"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got an FNC and I got a K2
Original Lyrics:
I got an F and a C, and I got a K too
"(s)AINT"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the demi in your god
With a snow white smile.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy in your ghetto
With a snow white smile.
"(s)aint"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a demi in your god
Original Lyrics:
I was a dandy in your ghetto
"(s)aint"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gone to K2
Original Lyrics:
I've got a K too
"(s)aint"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wants money, wants money
Original Lyrics:
What's my name? What my name?
"1996"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-Zorro, anti- whore
Never be enough of anti more
Original Lyrics:
Anti-sober, anti whore
never be enough of anti-more
"1996"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-Zorro, anti- whore
Original Lyrics:
Anti-sober, anti whore
"1996"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anti-white and anti-law
I got the anti future plan.
Original Lyrics:
Anti-white and anti-man
I got the anti future plan.
"1996"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing nothing, sh**!
Original Lyrics:
Nineteen ninety-six!
"1996"
Misheard Lyrics:
God does not exist! God does not exist!
Original Lyrics:
1996! 1996!
"1996"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want some Ju-ju bees.
Original Lyrics:
I don't deserve a chance to be.
"Angel With The Scabbed Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the angel with the scabbed wings
Hard drugs, face, what about his nose?
or
It's the angel with the scabbed wings
Hard drugs, face wanna powder his nose.
Original Lyrics:
He is the angel with the scabbed wings
Hard-drug face, wanna powder his nose.
"Angel With The Scabbed Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What about his nose
Original Lyrics:
Wanna powder his nose
"Angel With the Scabbed Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making noise, Raekwon he sucks!
Original Lyrics:
Man can't always reap what he sow!
"Angel With the Scabbed Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did everybody go?
Original Lyrics:
Man can't always reap what he sow!
"Apple Of Sodom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the sinner of fruit is late.
Original Lyrics:
I found the center of fruit is late.
"Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's on my goddamn motherf*cking kitten
Original Lyrics:
It's Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
pls help it's on my kitten and it's scaring me
"Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just two ladies fisting a gentleman
Original Lyrics:
Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
I think my version is better :P
"Astonishing Panorama Of The End Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hold on people!
I just want to make you bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Violence for the people!
Give the children what they need.
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want ya,
and I won't eat ya
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want ya,
and I don't need ya
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Da peera da paper
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tequila for people
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
The beautiful peephole, the beautiful peephole
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
The meat of the meatball
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
The very fat people, the very fat people
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo quiero papitas! Yo quiero papitas!
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lemonade stand is hard to keep clean.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean.
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
eliminate and spread, it's hard to be clean
Original Lyrics:
if you live with apes, it's hard to be clean
"Better Of Two Evils" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haters Commie b****, Commie f*****, Commie whitie.
Original Lyrics:
Haters call me b****, call me f*****, call me whitie.
"Better Of Two Evils" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haters comic, b**** comic, faggot comic, whitie.
Original Lyrics:
Haters call me b****, call me faggot, call me whitie.
"Bright Young Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be the sexy sexy worm in the apple of your eyes
Think of use for biles, blacken our own eyes.
Original Lyrics:
We'll be the worms in your apple pie
Fake abuse for our bios blacken our own eyes.
"Burning Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just stars on your plate.
Original Lyrics:
We are all just stars and we're waiting.
"Cake And Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Child-porn cake and sodomy
Original Lyrics:
Time for cake and sodomy
"Cake And Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
VCR's and Vaseline
Sheeped-f***ed by plastic queen.
Original Lyrics:
VCR and Vaseline
TV-f***ed by plastic queens.
"Cake And Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who says brain rape isn't kind?
Original Lyrics:
Who said date rape isn't kind?
"Cake And Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who says gang rape is a crime?
Original Lyrics:
Who said date rape isn't kind?
"Cake and Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chopped up cake inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
Time for cake and sodomy.
"Cake and Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for Pagan sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
Time for cake and sodomy.
"Cake and Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for cake inside of me
Original Lyrics:
Time for cake and sodomy
"Cake and Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitress get down on your knees.
Original Lyrics:
White trash get down on your knees.
"Cake and Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitress get down on your knees
Original Lyrics:
White trash get down on your knees
"Cake and Sodomy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White trash get down on your knees
Time for cake "inside of me"
Original Lyrics:
White trash get down on your knees
Time for cake and sodomy
"Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pill to make you anybody elves.
But all the dress in this world won't save her from her shelf.
Original Lyrics:
A pill to make you anybody else.
But all the drugs in this world, won't save her from herself.
"Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna make you cum
I wanna make you love
I wanna make you, like everybody else
Original Lyrics:
A pill to make you numb
A pill to make you dumb
A pill to make you anybody else
"Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make you numb, I'm gonna make you dumb
Original Lyrics:
A pill to make you numb, A pill to make you dumb
"Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another empty cut,
She was waiting to follow,
Just bleeding like a Polaroid,
Lost on the tiles.
Original Lyrics:
Her mouth was an empty cut,
And she was waiting to fall,
Just bleeding like a Polaroid that,
Lost all her dolls.
"Coma White"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's standing on an overpass
An American mile.
Original Lyrics:
She's standing on an overpass
In her Miracle Mile.
"Count To Six And Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got her a** open wide
She's got the Tartan spit of the world.
Original Lyrics:
She's got her eyes open wide
She's got the dirt and spit of the world.
"Count To Six And Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got her ass open wide
She's got the dirty spit of the world
Her mouth on the middle
And lips of a skeletal girl
Original Lyrics:
She's got her eyes open wide
She's got the dirt and spit of the world
Her mouth on the metal
And lips of a scared little girl
"Cryptorchid."
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick my finger now it's done,
My boot has now eclipsed your bum,
The angel has spread its wings,
The time has come for better things.
Original Lyrics:
Prick my finger it is done,
The moon has now eclipsed the sun,
The angel has spread its wings,
The time has come for bitter things.
"Cryptorchid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your finger, it is done.
Original Lyrics:
Prick your finger, it is done.
"Cryptorchid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time has come for better things.
Original Lyrics:
The time has come for bitter things.
"Deformography"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you're not the one eyed man
I have become the strongest me
Original Lyrics:
Because your lies have watered me
I have become the strongest weed
"Deformography"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a dirty, dirty arsehole, yeah
Original Lyrics:
You're such a dirty, dirty rockstar, yeah
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an 8-ball god.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of God.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of God
I've got a face that's made for violence or porn
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of God
I've got a face that's made for violence upon
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an eight-foot God
I've got a face that's made for violence and porn.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow, and I'm an ape of God
I've got a face that's made for violence upon.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow
And I'm an a-puff god.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a black rainbow
Aand I'm an ape of God.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm an A+ god.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm an ape of god.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm an eight-point god.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm an ape of God.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a face that's made from violence and porn.
Original Lyrics:
I got a face that's made for doing violence upon.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an April god,
I have a face for building pylons upon.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an ape of god,
I have a face that's made for violence upon.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an ape, oh god
Original Lyrics:
I'm an ape of god
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The more that you feel us,
the bigger we get
Don't be surprised if you discover it
Original Lyrics:
The more that you fear us,
the bigger we get
Don't be surprised when we destroy all of it
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're responsible teens.
Original Lyrics:
We're disposable teens.
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear disposable tits
Original Lyrics:
We're disposable teens
"Disposable Teens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you wanna revolution!
The aim of the great Bill Hicks!
Original Lyrics:
You say you wanna revolution
The ape was a great big hit
"Doll-dagga Buzz-buzz Ziggety-zag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the ugg nock kids go
Original Lyrics:
And all the thug rock kids go
"Doll-dagga-buzz-buzz-ziggety-zag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the black guys anal playing
Original Lyrics:
All the punk god angels sayin'
"Dope Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause life's a pretty, pretty one.
Original Lyrics:
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones.
"Dope Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cops and queers and naked-looking models
Original Lyrics:
Cops and queers make good-looking models.
"Dope Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cops and queers, n*gger looking bottles
Original Lyrics:
Cops and queers, make good-looking models.
"Dope Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all fart now,
it's the pope's show
Original Lyrics:
We're all stars now,
in the dope show
"Dope Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
The trucks, they say, make us feel so hollow
The trucks, they say, are made in California
Original Lyrics:
The drugs, they say, make us feel so hollow
The drugs, they say, are made in California
"Dope Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all stars now
In the dog show.
Original Lyrics:
We're all stars now
In the dope show.
"Dried Up, Tied & Dead to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick a bus of makeup
Original Lyrics:
Cake on some more makeup
"Dried Up, Tied, & Dead to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
You juggle, hands on my throat.
Original Lyrics:
You shove your hair down my throat.
"Fight Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of a million is just a f***ing shame.
Original Lyrics:
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of a million is just a statistic.
"Fight Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The just cut our wrists like shis kebabs.
Original Lyrics:
They'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons.
"Fight Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They just cut our wrists like sheek kebabs.
Original Lyrics:
They just cut our wrists like cheap coupons.
"Fundamentally Loathsome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave in our debt and an eye open to joy venom two.
Original Lyrics:
The living are dead, and I hope to join them, too.
"Fundamentally Loathsome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While you are no more than a whale
Original Lyrics:
While you are numb all of the way
"Golden Age Of Grotesque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lover of Jumanji
And we aim to the pest
Discover Sacriligion
This is the golden age of protests.
Original Lyrics:
Were the low art Gloominati
And we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque.
"Golden Age Of Grotesque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were the low art gloominati
And we aim to the press
Discourage sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque.
Original Lyrics:
Were the low are gloominati
And we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the golden age of grotesque.
"Great, Big, White World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the roses turn into elephants
Original Lyrics:
And the roses tear our hands all open
"Great, Big, White World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Energy dye and was faced with
Original Lyrics:
And I dreamed I was a spaceman.
"Great, Big, White World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His face, the stars on the mirror
Original Lyrics:
In space, the stars are no nearer
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No life baby,
well why am I so hetero that our sex is missionary?
You and I run the toaster, be ready to fall.
The place to be stupid's ought to be nothing at all
Got this white and unforgiving
Original Lyrics:
Norm life baby,
we're white and oh so hetero and our sex is missionary
You and I are underdosed and we're ready to fall
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all
God is white and unforgiving
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No life baby.
Original Lyrics:
Norm life baby.
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pays to be stupid, hard to be nothing at all.
Original Lyrics:
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all.
"I Don't Like the Drugs (The Drugs Like Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am just a sample of a soul
Made to look like a human beating.
Original Lyrics:
I am just a sample of a soul
Made to look just like a human being.
"I Don't Like the Drugs (The Drugs Like Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're now on the toast
Original Lyrics:
You're now underdosed
"I Want To Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, my mommy got knocked out!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, and our mommies are lost now!
"I Want To Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a discount pear
Original Lyrics:
I want to disappear
"I Want to Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, and my mommy's a lobster!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, and the mommies are lost now!
"I Want to Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a discount pear
Original Lyrics:
I want to disappear
"Irresponsible Hate Anthem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone is someone else's n*****.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone is someone else's weirdo.
"Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you s*** its c*** in your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth.
"Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a big c*** 'cause I'm a big star.
Original Lyrics:
I like a big car 'cause I'm a big star.
"Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a big c***, 'cause I'm a big star.
Original Lyrics:
I like a big car, 'cause I'm a big star.
"Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a big c***
'Cause I'm a big stud.
Original Lyrics:
I like a big car
'Cause I'm a big star.
"Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want do it with you, I'll do it to you
I know you suck his c*** in your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
I won't do it with you, I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth.
"Lamb of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
the camel of a mincu got then some duck peeking satan
Original Lyrics:
the camera will make you god and so jack became sainted
"Last Day On Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm so empty here without you
I cracked my seat, Roxanne.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so empty here without you
I cracked my Xerox hands.
"Last Day On Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so empter here without you
I cracked my Xerox a**.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so empty here without you
I crack my Xerox hands.
"Last Day On Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are damaged, provide our nachos.
Original Lyrics:
We are damaged provider modules.
"Little Horn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the dimmer war.
Original Lyrics:
I am the dinner whore.
"Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says I'm a pretty bull****
Gonna be a fart some day.
Original Lyrics:
She says I'm a pretty bullet
Gonna be a star someday.
"Lunchbox" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna grow up,
I wanna be a big rock and grow stuff
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow up,
I wanna be a big rock and roll star
"Lunchbox" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna throw up
wanna pee
Original Lyrics:
I wanna grow up
wanna be
"Lunchbox" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my lugnuts and I'm all drilled now.
Original Lyrics:
I've got my luchbox and I'm armed real well.
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All your infants in bulls*** cribs.
Original Lyrics:
All your infants in abortion cribs.
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Answer in the sugar
Mussles at your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Ants are in the sugar
Muscles atrophied.
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B**** her head off, collapsing like I wee'd.
Original Lyrics:
Pinch the head off, collapse me like a weed.
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear a fathers eyes
Original Lyrics:
Peel off all these eyes
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed off all those eyes
Crawl into the dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Peel off all those eyes
Crawl into the dark.
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscles at your feet
Original Lyrics:
Muscles atrophied
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt in the sugar
Muscles at your feet
We're on the other side, the screen is us and we're tv
Split me open
Sticking to my pointy ribs are all your infancy abortion cribs
The boy that you loved is the man that you fear
Pray until you're numb now
Original Lyrics:
The ants in the sugar
Muscles Atrophied
We're on the other side, screen is us and we're tv
Spread me open
Sticking to your pointy ribs are all infants in abortion cribs
The boy that you loved is the man that you fear
Pray until your number
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boy that you loved is the master you fear.
Original Lyrics:
The boy that you loved is the monster you fear.
"Man That You Fear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You poison all your children to care my f***er's scars.
or
You poison all your children to care my father's scars.
Original Lyrics:
You poison all your children to camouflage your scars.
"Mechanical Animals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was an hungry maid that never stopped exposing.
Original Lyrics:
And I was a hand grenade that never stopped exploding.
"Mechanical Animals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were my mechanical bird, a fetal barbie doll
Original Lyrics:
You were my mechanical bride, phenobarbidoll
"Misery Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom's a whale, my legs are wheels.
Original Lyrics:
My arms are wheels, my legs are wheels.
"Mobscene" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean machine, baby, my word!
Original Lyrics:
Be obscene, baby, not heard.
"Mobscene" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The obscene, babe in my world.
Original Lyrics:
Be obscene, baby, not heard.
"Panorama of Endtimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Violins for the people
They always bite the hand that feeds.
Original Lyrics:
Violence for the people
They always bite the hand that feeds.
"Personal Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bleach out the cum stains
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
"Personal Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch fame.
or
Reach out and touch face.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
"Personal Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch me.
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
"Personal Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard, touch me!
Original Lyrics:
Reach out and touch faith.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is cold
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is just a statue stick
Original Lyrics:
God is just a statistic
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is just a statue's d***.
Original Lyrics:
God is just a statistic.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is just a stetus stick.
Original Lyrics:
God is just a statistic.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gos is just a Statue Stick.
Original Lyrics:
God is just a statistic.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmmm, that clitoris is cold.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is cold.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh that clitoris is cold.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is cold.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my clitoris is cold.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is cold.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got an a** like a Buddha.
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes like Zapruder.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got an a** like a Buddha.
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes like Zapruder.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eyes like tempura.
Original Lyrics:
She's got eyes like Zapruder.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me the Death Star.
Original Lyrics:
Show me the dead stars.
"Posthuman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Orion, religeous and cream
Original Lyrics:
This is a riot, religious and clean.
"Putting Holes in Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow out the candles
On all my f***** stains
At least my death wish will come true
On a day like Valentine's
We cry
You lack a bidet.
Original Lyrics:
Blow out the candles
On all my Frankensteins
At least my death wish will come true
You taste like Valentine's and
We cry
You're like a birthday.
"Putting Holes in Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
No alpha channels
And all my Frankensteins
List my death wish will come true
You taste like Valentine's and
We cry
You're like a birthday.
Original Lyrics:
Blow out the candles
On all my Frankensteins
At least my death wish will come true
You taste like Valentine's and
We cry
You're like a birthday.
Nice for graphic editors like me! LOL
"Redeemer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to be me.
Original Lyrics:
It's haunting me.
"Reflecting God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe, shoe
Shoe, motherf***er!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot, shoot
Shoot, motherf***er!
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything to belong
Original Lyrics:
Anything to be loved
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goddess in the TV
Original Lyrics:
God is in the TV.
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here to below.
Original Lyrics:
Anything to be loved.
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny is in the TV.
Original Lyrics:
God is in the TV.
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock is better when dead.
Original Lyrics:
Rock is deader than dead.
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock'n' Tianamen Square
Original Lyrics:
Rock is deader than dead.
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock, rock, shock
shock it's all in your head
Original Lyrics:
Rock is deader than dead,
shock it's all in your head
"Rock Is Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell us your sergeant,
Stop bettering fakes
Original Lyrics:
Sell us ersatz
Dressed up and real fake
"Slut Garden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe I'm in this same thong
I haven't bathed in oh so long.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe that you are for real
I don't care as long as you're mine.
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this.
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Travelled the world in the '70s
Original Lyrics:
Travel the world and the seven seas
"Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet deams are made of this.
"Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't hear me please
I can't stand the way I sneeze.
Original Lyrics:
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't fly away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't pray that way.
"Tainted Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tainted glove
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
"Target Audience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our father's our prints in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Your fatherís your prison you see.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba buda ba beep ba, ba buda ba beep ba
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother to resist or I'll eat you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you are you trying to be me
your living apes made a parnaby bleed
Original Lyrics:
Hey you are you trying to be mean
you live with apes man its hard to be clean
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you are you trying to be mean
Your lemonade stand is trying to be mean.
Original Lyrics:
Hey you are you trying to be mean
You live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Yo! Whaddya say!!!
Something beautiful, something free!!!
or
Hey! Yo! Whaddya say!!!
Such a beautiful sunny day!!!
or
Hey! Yo! Whaddya say!!!
Such a beautiful sunny day!!!
Original Lyrics:
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, what's up that tree?
Hey, you, I'm Noddy, you're mean,
Your level name, but Madonna be clean!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you, what do you see?
Something beautiful or something free?
Hey, you, are you trying to be mean,
You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want ya
I don't need ya
I eat macaronis
like I eat a pizza
Original Lyrics:
I don't want ya
I don't need ya
don't bother to resist
or Ill beat ya
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In need of a people,
in need of a people
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people,
the beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Peerless wallpaper
The Peerless wallpaper
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
The beautiful people
Ed.'s Note: Peerless is a brand name for water faucets.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The beautiful meatballs.
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The beautiful peep hole
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The horrible people, the horrible fe fo
Original Lyrics:
The horrible people, the horrible people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The meat of a meatball, tbe meat of a meatball
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The meat of a meatball, the meat of a meatball
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people, the beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The meat of a meatball
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The meat of the meatball
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pickle-ism has made it this way.
The freshy-freshys'll take it away!
Original Lyrics:
Capitalism has made it this way.
Old-fashioned fascism will take it away!
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pit of a meatball
The pit of a meatball!
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
The beautiful people!
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't see the forest through the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
You can't see the forest for the trees.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have your legs spread, it's hard to be clean.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You live with AIDS, man, it's hard to be clean.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll have a basement that's hard to keep clean.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lemonade stand is hard to keep clean
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lemonade stands oughta be free.
Original Lyrics:
If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lemonade stands oughta be free.
Original Lyrics:
If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your little man's name is Barnaby Glade.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your middle name, man
Is Donny McGlee.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man
It's heard to keep clean.
"The Beautiful People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
the beautiful meatball
Original Lyrics:
the beautiful people
"The Death Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We ride our parents on a letter bomb,
kick it in the face and send down the john
Original Lyrics:
We write our prayers on a little bomb
Kiss it on the face and send it to God
"The Death Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We sing a deaf song, king,
because we've got low duties.
And our ear-drums look like you.
Original Lyrics:
We sing the death song kids
because we've got no future
and we want to be just like you
"The Dope Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cops and queers
Whose sperm you have to swallow
Original Lyrics:
Cops and queers
To swim you have to swallow
"The Dope Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cops and queers
Naked-looking models
Original Lyrics:
The cops and queers
Make good-looking models
"The Dope Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louis Armstrong, in the the dope shoe.
Original Lyrics:
We're all stars now, in the dope show.
"The Dope Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's lotsa pretty, pretty ones, who wannna kiss you high!
Original Lyrics:
There's lotsa pretty, pretty ones, who wannna get you high!
"The Dope Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trucks, they say
Are made in California.
Original Lyrics:
The drugs, they say
Are made in California.
"The Dope Show" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all stars now in the dolt show.
or
We're all stars now in the goat show.
or
We're all stars now in the joke show.
Original Lyrics:
We're all stars now in the dope show.
"The Fight Song (Slipknot Cover)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S****, s****, s****!
Original Lyrics:
Fight, fight, fight!
"The Fight Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having fun is a tragedy
Everyone is a tragedy.
Original Lyrics:
Every death is a tragedy
Every death is a tragedy.
"The Fight Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The telephone is a tragedy.
Original Lyrics:
The death of one is a tragedy.
"The Fight Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They just cut our fists like shoe coupons
Original Lyrics:
They just cut our wrists like cheap coupons
"The Golden Age of Grotesque" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We ate tuna breast.
Original Lyrics:
We aim to depress.
"The Last Day On Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are damaged provider machos.
Original Lyrics:
We are damaged provider modules.
"The Last Day On Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday was a million years ago
In my past life, I was a bleeding a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday was a million years ago
In all my past lives, I played an a**hole.
"The Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Your colored man?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love your guns? (Yeah!)
God? (Yeah!)
Your government?
"The Nobodies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know now that I'm forever Dutch...
So Johnny died the other day,
We fed machines and then we prayed,
Picked up and down in moral hay,
You should have seen the ringers that day

or

You should have seen the swingers that day.
Original Lyrics:
I know now that I'm forever dirt....
Some children died the other day,
We fed machines and then we prayed,
Puked up and down in morbid faith,
You should have seen the ratings that day.
"The Nobodies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We felt machines another day
Puked up and down with Morgan Fay.
Original Lyrics:
We fed machines and then we prayed
Puked up and down in morbid faith.
"The Nobodies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday I was dirty
Want Ted to be pretty
I know now that,
I am forever dirt.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday I was dirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that,
I am forever dirt.
"The Nobodies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday, I was dirty
Wanted to be diddy
I know now that
I am forever Dutch.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I was dirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that
I am forever dirt.
"The Nobodys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the sweet peepee's
Try to eat somebody.
Original Lyrics:
All the nobodys
Wanna be some body.
"The Speed of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give to me my wood
Original Lyrics:
Give to me, I would
"Tourniquet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying into eggs
Original Lyrics:
But flies will lay their eggs
"Tourniquet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your victim my head
You never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet.
Original Lyrics:
Make your victim my head
You'll never ever believe in me
I am your tourniquet.
BlackOut adds: "Almost all tourniquet lyrics around the internet are wrong, the most right one can be found in the SONGBOOK called 'Lest We Forget'."
"Tourniquet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your victim's head
You never ever believed in me
I am your dirty kid.
Original Lyrics:
Make your victim my head
You never ever believed in me
I am your tourniquet.
"Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The beatings have been permanent.
Original Lyrics:
The beatings happen per minute.
"Valentine's Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mouth could end it like a rectal snake.
Original Lyrics:
Her mouth could curl over like a metal snake.
"Vodevil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not in in shape, you're entertained.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ashamed you're entertained.
"Willy Wonka Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes! That ranger must be whoring!
Original Lyrics:
Yes!! That danger must be growing!
"[s]aint"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's funny, what's funny?
Original Lyrics:
What's my name, what's my name?
"mOBSCENE" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be obscene, baby, in my arse!
Original Lyrics:
Be obscene, baby, and unheard!

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