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Song Parodies -> "The Beautiful Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"The Beautiful People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"The Beautiful Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

I saw a meme of him an it made me make this song. Also i made the song Bark (why i oughta) However i messed up the author title an put Rupert Holmes twice, it was an is my creation so please, Rate this too!
An i don't want crust, no crust from my pizza
don't give a fuck if their carbs, cause i'll eat'cha
it's not my fault toes are gone,
i got diabetus, now a stroke is coming along.

The beautiful pizza, the beautiful pizza
it all depends on the size of the pizza
fill my tummy up with some cheese,
an give me a coke to choke it down with please.

If their's a pizza i really hate,
it's the kind that you microwave.

Hey you, can i get a slice of pepperoni please?
something plentiful, something cheap?
Hey you, is their going to be a fee?
You live on tips man, life is so bleak.

The pizza i love , is awfully close
it's hard to pick which one i buy the most
the horrible pizza, the horrible pizza
taste like vomit, an it's bad for the people
Cici's has made it this way,
time for Papa Johns to take it away!

Hey you, can i get a slice of pepperoni please?
something plentiful, something cheap?
Hey you, is their going to be a fee?
You live on tips man, life is so bleak.

If their's a pizza i really hate,
it's the kind that you microwave.

The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza, mmm
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza, mmm
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza, mmm
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza, mmm


Hey you, can i get a slice of pepperoni please?
something plentiful, something cheap?
Hey you, is their going to be a fee?
You live on tips man, life is so bleak.

Hey you, can i get a slice of pepperoni please?
something plentiful, something cheap?
Hey you, is their going to be a fee?
You live on tips man, life is so bleak.

The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza
The beautiful pizza

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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