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Metallica's, "...And Justice For All"
The Funny Lyrics:
Lady justice has been raped Truth assassin
Why They're funny:
Oh really?
Submitted by: chickenlegs
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Take my hand,
we're off to never-never land
we're off to never-never land
Why They're funny:
It sounds soo resembling to michael Jackson
Submitted by: James Robertson
Metallica's, "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
The Funny Lyrics:
Makes us fight for a hill, Why they do not know
Why They're funny:
Why fight for a hill when you dont know why you fight
Submitted by: Malebranche
Metallica's, "Master of Puppets"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hell is worth all that
Natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Why They're funny:
If you can only think of one line, but need three.... aw, heck, let's just throw in some words!
Submitted by: Metallica once rocked
Metallica's, "My World"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's my world. you can't have it. it's my world. it's my world. it's my world. sucker!
Why They're funny:
It's just funny.
Submitted by: Creedjaya
Metallica's, "My World"
The Funny Lyrics:
Not only do I not know the answer. I don't even know what the question is!
Why They're funny:
I just think it's really funny that he says "not only do I not know the answer," very softly and then he suddenly screams out "i don't even know what the question is!"
Submitted by: Creedjaya
Metallica's, "One"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hold my breath as I wish for death,
oh please God help me
oh please God help me
Why They're funny:
well actually, holding your breath wont kill you, it will make you pass out to in which, your automatic breathing takes place and you are saved, so you can not die from holding your breath!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Metallica's, "Shoot Me Again"
The Funny Lyrics:
Shoot me again. I ain't dead yet.
Why They're funny:
It just sounds really funny.
Submitted by: Creedjaya
Metallica's, "Turn The Page"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yeah, most times you can't hear 'em talk, other times you can All the same old cliches, 'Is it a woman? Is it a man?'
Why They're funny:
I just thought this was a quite funny remark about himself in a serious song, with that hair and all.
Submitted by: Fluid
Metallica's, "Unforgiven Iii"
The Funny Lyrics:
How can I be lost, if I've got nowhere to go? search for seas of gold how come it's got so cold?
Why They're funny:
Umm...Just read it...Its hilarious...The whole song is quite amusing...
Submitted by: Nick
Metallica's, "Where The Wild Things Are"
The Funny Lyrics:
You swing your a** all down.
Why They're funny:
James says that after Kirk's guitar solo in the song. I think that line is funny.
Submitted by: the ceiling
Metallica's, "Wherever I May Roam"
The Funny Lyrics:
I am stripped of all but pride
Why They're funny:
When I heard it I thought he said 'I am stripped of all butt pride' and wondered why losing pride in his butt really fit into this song.
Submitted by: KM
Metallica's, "Whiskey In The Jar"
The Funny Lyrics:
whack for my daddio
Why They're funny:
simply put, it's a phrase that catches your attention and it sounds bizarre (what does it mean anyway?)
Submitted by: Ben
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