Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "C Moon," Paul McCartney | Moons do not have letters. | MOR |
| "Cabin In The Sky," Rosemary Clooney | The sky doesn't have cabins. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cabin Of Love," Peter Rowan & The Nashville Bluegrass Band | Love is an emotion, not a cabin. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cadillac Tears," Kevin Denney | Automobiles don't cry. | Shannon Ingrid Travis |
| "Calling All Angels," Train | Where's the Heaven Hotline? Show me! | BulldozerBegins |
| "Calling All Comets," Bill Haley & His Comets | You cannot telephone a celestial body | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Calling Elvis," Dire Straits | If it's Presley, I don't think he'll answer | Rich |
| "Can I Borrow Some Time," The Butterscotch Caboose | No, because time can't be borrowed. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?," Elton John | No, you cannot feel it or touch it. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Can You Read My Mind," Maureen McGovern | If I did, I probably wouldn't let you know. | Peter |
| "Can't Breathe," Leona Lewis | She'd be unable to sing & would die soon w/o aid. | Meredith Harshaw |
| "Can't Close the Book," Balance of Power | weird kid106 | |
| "Can't Fight This Feeling," REO Speedwagon | How do you fight with a feeling to begin with? | Larcen Tyler |
| "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue | No one could be in her head in the first place. | Renee Scoggins |
| "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me," Alice Cooper | Most clowns aren't that hungry to eat Alice. | Peter |
| "Can't Stop," Red Hot Chili Peppers | Si se puede! (Yes you can in English) | Atrichoke_Man |
| "Can't Stop The Music," Village People | Just pull off the plug. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Candy Girl," The Four Seasons | Natalie Snortman | |
| "Candy Lips," Doris Day & Johnnie Ray | Lips aren't made of candy. | Yvette Bristle |
| "The Candy Man," Sammy Davis, Jr. | No man is made from candy. | MOR |
| "Candy Moon," Norman Brooks | The moon isn't made of candy. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Candy Rain," Soul For Real | Rain is made from natural water, not candies. | Ricky Ticky Taffy |
| "The Captain Of Her Heart," Double | Maybe a captain that needs to ask for directions. | MOR |
| "Cardboard California," Neil Sedaka | No U.S. state is made of cardboard. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Carefree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot | Um, how can a highway be carefree? | Diddims |
| "Carolina In My Mind," James Taylor | That ain't where Carolina is. | Pam Tabor |
| "Carolina Moon," Connie Francis | No two-state area has its own Moon. | Karen Smith |
| "Castle On a Cloud," Les Miserables | You can't use a cloud for a foundation. | brainstem |
| "Castle on a Cloud," Les Miserables | Crash! | Diddims |
| "Castle on a Cloud," Les Misérables | Clouds are gaseous... | .:The Mizzie:. |
| "Castles In The Air," Don McLean | Pam Tabor | |
| "Castles In The Sky," Ian Van Dahl | Oh my god, where?! | Lindsey |
| "Castles In The Sky," Ian Van Dahl | Tell me why do we build castles in the sky? | Idont Havaname |
| "Cat People," David Bowie | Cats aren't humans | Erin Esurance |
| "Catch A Falling Star," Perry Como | How would you do that? With baseball gloves? | oldtimer |
| "Catch A Wave," The Beach Boys | A wave is neither a material object nor a disease. | Wanda Ruppendown |
| "Catch A Wave," The Beach Boys | You can't catch water. | Bobby Brooks Lapp |
| "Catch The Sun," Jamie Cullum | Nobody can catch the sun | Isac |
| "Catch The Sun," The Doves | You can't catch it, let alone get close to us. | Rich |
| "Catch The Sun," The Doves | Tried, but failed!!! :( | Sean |
| "Catch The Wind," Donovan | You can't catch wind | Aaerni |
| "Catching The Sun," Spyro Gyra | The Sun can't be caught. | Candy Welty |
| "Caught In A Dream," Alice Cooper | Dreams can't catch anyone or anything. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Chain Me Free," The Matches | When someone is chained they are typically trapped | Alex |
| "Chained To A Memory," Pat Carroll | Memories can't be chained to. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Chained To Your Love," Betty Everett | Love is an emotion and has no chains. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Chains Of Love," Erasure | Love isn't made of chains. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Chameleon Boy," Blue October | You're either a chameleon or a boy. Not both! | Lizzie |
| "Champagne Supernova," Oasis | There's no champagne constellation. | Jules |
| "Champagne Supernova," Oasis | Name says it all. Get me there fast! | JC Foster |
| "Channel Z," The B-52s | Last I checked, all channels were numbered! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Chariots Of Fire," Vangelis | That would be useless form of transportation. | Peter |
| "Chase The Clouds Away," Chuck Mangione | No one can chase clouds away. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Chase The Sun," Corey Hart | No one can chase the sun. | Travis |
| "Chasing Pavements," Adele | Since when can pavements run? | JC Foster |
| "Cheaper Than Free," Stevie Nicks | Free is as cheap as you can get. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Check Out Your Mind," The Impressions | At a supermarket or at a library? | Peter |
| "Cherry Blossom Girl," Air | Um? | Jellybean |
| "Cherry Bomb," John Mellencamp | No bomb is a cherry | Rich |
| "Child Of The Moon," The Rolling Stones | The moon doesn't have children. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Child Of The Wild Blue Yonder," John Hiatt | Skies cannot have children and are not wild. | Nick Sandcutz |
| "Children Of Sea," Black Sabbath | Bodies of water do not procreate human offspring | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Children Of The Flame," Tim Donahue | Flames don't have offspring. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Children Of The Night," Richard Marx | The night doesn't have children. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Children Of The Nighttime," Climax Blues Band | The nighttime doesn't have offspring. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Children Of The Shade," Terra Nova | The shade doesn't have offspring. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe | Children are not born on the sun. | Random Madeupperson |
| "The Chipmunk Song ," David Seville & The Chipmunks | Real chipmunks don't sing! | Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire |
| "Chocolate City," Parliament | No city is made of chocolate. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday | Rain is made up of water, not chocolate. | brainstem |
| "Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday | As real as the Skittles rainbow. | Diddims |
| "Christmas In July," Brave Combo | Christmas never occurs in July. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)," Myra | Self contradictory, with or anyone saying goodbye | Amber Wayland |
| "Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You," Evan Rachel Wood | Self contradictory, with or without you | Amber Wayland |
| "Chrome Plated Heart," Melissa Etheridge | How the heck can you have a chrome plated heart? | Crispay Chicken |
| "Church Of The Heart," Roxette | Hearts don't have buildings in them. | George Straitjacket |
| "Church Of The Poison Mind," Culture Club | Church does not poison your mind | Christy McDaniel |
| "Cinnamon Girl," Neil Young | No girl is made of cinnamon. | Lydia Helton |
| "Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll," Blue Oyster Cult | Rock And Roll is not a type of combustion. | Karen Smith |
| "Citizen Erased," Muse | Citizen cannot be erased, unless you draw the citizen on a paper and erase it | Nurul |
| "City In The Sky," The Staple Singers | The sky has no cities. | Yvette Bristle |
| "City Of Eternal Spring," James Corquita | Spring lasts only three months (1/4 year). | Yvette Bristle |
| "City With No Children," Arcade Fire | Cities have children. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)," NOFX | Can't have it both ways. They either do or don't. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Clear Mud," The Calliope | Mud isn't clear. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Climb Aboard My Dream," Gene Wyatt | Dreams can't be climbed aboard. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Climb Every Mountain," Tony Bennett | No one can climb them all. | Candy Welty |
| "Clones (We're All)," Alice Cooper | People are not clones. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cloud 9," The Temptations | Clouds don't have numbers. | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Cloud Full Of Tears," Gary Trexler | Clouds have water vapor, not tears. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cloud On My Tongue," Tori Amos | Clouds don't exist on people's tongues. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Clumsy Card House," Blue October | The builder can be clumsy, but the house itself? | Lizzie |
| "The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati," Dr. Demento | A cockroach cannot consume an entire city. | Natalie Snortman |
| "Cold Day In the Sun," Foo Fighters | What strange weather. | Lizzie |
| "Cold Fire," Ernie & Petie | Fire is hot, not cold. So this is an oxymoron. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cold Flame," Band Of Skulls | This is an oxymoron. Flames are hot, not cold. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cold Sun," Edge Of Sanity | The Sun is hot, not cold. | Kara Oke |
| "Color Him Father," The Winstons | I've never heard of that color. | Peter |
| "Color My World," Petula Clark | That's gonne be one giganic crayon! | Peter |
| "Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williams | What colour are they? | lupyne |
| "Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williams | u cant see wind so where's the color comin from? | Raphaella So |
| "Colour My World," Chicago | That's going to take a lot of paint! | Glenn |
| "Come Into My Heart," Lloyd Price | A person can't come into another's heart. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Come On Feel The Noise," Quiet Riot | You can only HEAR noise, not FEEL it | Rich |
| "Come Touch The Sun," Burt Bacharach | The sun can't be touched; death would result. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Comfortably Numb," Pink Floyd | You have to feel in order to be comfortable | CDD |
| "Concrete Angel," Martina McBride | if so how could they fly??? duh | Jenny |
| "Concrete Sea," Terry Jacks | Seas aren't made of concrete. | Candy Welty |
| "Concrete Sky," Beth Orton | The sky could never be made of concrete. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Confusion the Waitress," Underworld | No one I know is named Confusion. | Tommy |
| "Conquer The Sun," Elton John | Why does it need conquering? | Peter |
| "Constant Tuesday," Jonathan & Lee | Tuesday lasts 24 hours, then Wednesday begins. | Yvette Bristle |
| "A Corner Of The Sun," Walter Jackson | The sun doesn't have corners. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cornflake Girl," Tori Amos | No person is made from corn flakes. | Fifi McFeef |
| "Cosmic Cowboy," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | There are no livestock in outer space | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Cotton Eyed Joe," Rednex | His eyes are not made of cotton! | Christy McDaniel |
| "Cotton Mouth," The Doobie Brothers | Mouths aren't made of cotton. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Countdown To Zero," Asia | Who counts down to zero? Isn't it BLAST OFF! | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done," Sonny & Cher | Yeah, they do get done with their work. | Peter |
| "Cowboys from Hell," Pantera | When was the last time hell broke loose? | Fifi McFeef |
| "Cowgirls Don't Cry," Brooks and Dunn w/ Reba McEntire | If they didn't have tear ducts they wouldn't | Christy McDaniel |
| "Cows With Guns," Dana Lyons | Where'd the cows get the guns? | ThatAwesomeGuy |
| "Cracking Skies," Rob Gribbin | The sky doesn't crack. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Crazy Train," Ozzy Osbourne | Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer.. | thayer |
| "Crazy Wall Of Sound," Witness | Sound doesn't take the form of a wall. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Crocodile Rock," Elton John | A crocodile cannot be a rock. | JC Foster |
| "Crocodile Rock," Elton John | Crocodiles don't rock (although the do roll). | Regina Olsen |
| "Crocodile Shoes," Jimmy Nail | Crocodiles don't wear shoes. | Edyth Bowen |
| "Cruel Shoes," Steve Martin | Footwear can't exhibit cruelty. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cruel Sun," Rusted Root | How can the sun have a personality? | Natasha |
| "Cruel To Be Kind," Nick Lowe | This is very contradictory; you can't be both. | Peter |
| "Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids," Cradle Of Filth | Cruelty is not a floral delivery service. | Pam Tabor |
| "Cry A Little Sunshine," Joey Dee & The Starliters | Sunshine can't be produced by crying. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Cry For Eternity," Dragonforce | If that were the case, you'd be living forever! | DJ Blaze |
| "Cry Me A River," Julie London | No one can cry that much! | Meg Owens |
| "Crying Shame," Muse | Shame is an abstract concept and cannot cry. | Lydia Helton |
| "Crystal Blue Persuasion," Tommy James And The Shondells | Persuasion is colorless and isn't crystalline. | Sharon Britt |
| "Crystal River," Mudcrutch | There is no river made out of crystals | Rich |
| "The Crystal Ship," The Doors | Is this why the Titanic broke? | Glenn |
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