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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Cadillac Tears," Kevin DenneyAutomobiles don't cry.Shannon Ingrid Travis
"The Cage of Me," Andromeda weird kid106
"Calling All Angels," TrainWhere's the Heaven Hotline? Show me!BulldozerBegins
"Can't Close the Book," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Can't Fight This Feeling," REO SpeedwagonHow do you fight with a feeling to begin with?Larcen Tyler
"Can't Stop," Red Hot Chili PeppersSi se puede! (Yes you can in English)Atrichoke_Man
"Candy Girl," The Four Seasons Natalie Snortman
"The Candy Man," Sammy Davis, Jr.No man is made from candy.MOR
"Candy Rain," Soul For RealRain is made from natural water, not candies.Ricky Ticky Taffy
"The Captain Of Her Heart," DoubleMaybe a captain that needs to ask for directions.MOR
"Carefree Highway," Gordon LightfootUm, how can a highway be carefree?Diddims
"Carolina In My Mind," James TaylorThat ain't where Carolina is.Pam Tabor
"Castle On a Cloud," Les MiserablesYou can't use a cloud for a foundation.brainstem
"Castle on a Cloud," Les MiserablesCrash!Diddims
"Castle on a Cloud," Les MisérablesClouds are gaseous....:The Mizzie:.
"Castles In The Air," Don McLean Pam Tabor
"Castles In The Sky," Ian Van DahlOh my god, where?!Lindsey
"Castles In The Sky," Ian Van DahlTell me why do we build castles in the sky?Idont Havaname
"Catch A Falling Star," Perry ComoHow would you do that? With baseball gloves?oldtimer
"Catch The Sun," The DovesTried, but failed!!! :(Sean
"Catch The Wind," DonovanYou can't catch windAaerni
"Chain Me Free," The MatchesWhen someone is chained they are typically trappedAlex
"Chameleon Boy," Blue OctoberYou're either a chameleon or a boy. Not both!Lizzie
"Champagne Supernova," OasisThere's no champagne constellation.britrock
"Champagne Supernova," Oasiswere they high when they wrote this?Jules
"Channel Z," The B-52sLast I checked, all channels were numbered!Larcen Tyler
"Cherry Blossom Girl," AirUm?Jellybean
"Children Of The Sun," Billy ThorpeChildren are not born on the sun.Random Madeupperson
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)," MyraSelf contradictory, with or anyone saying goodbyeAmber Wayland
"Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You," Evan Rachel WoodSelf contradictory, with or without youAmber Wayland
"Chrome Plated Heart," Melissa EtheridgeHow the heck can you have a chrome plated heart?Crispay Chicken
"Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll," Blue Oyster Cult weird kid106
"Clumsy Card House," Blue OctoberThe builder can be clumsy, but the house itself?Lizzie
"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati," Demolition Cat Natalie Snortman
"Cold Day In the Sun," Foo FightersWhat strange weather.Lizzie
"Color Him Father," The WinstonsI've never heard of that color. Peter
"Color My World," Petula ClarkThat's gonne be one giganic crayon!Peter
"Colors of the Wind," Vanessa WilliamsWhat colour are they?lupyne
"Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williamsu cant see wind so where's the color comin from?Raphaella So
"Colour My World," ChicagoThat's going to take a lot of paint!Glenn
"Comfortably Numb," Pink FloydYou have to feel in order to be comfortableCDD
"Concrete Angel," Martina McBrideif so how could they fly??? duhJenny
"A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done," Sonny & CherYeah, they do get done with their work.Peter
"Cowboys from Hell," Pantera When do cowboys come from hellweird kid106
"Crazy Train," Ozzy OsbourneTrains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer..thayer
"Cries on the Wind," Anathema weird kid106
"Crocodile Rock," Elton JohnCrocodiles don't rock (although the do roll).Regina Olsen
"Cruel Sun," Rusted RootHow can the sun have a personality?Natasha
"Cry Me A River," Julie LondonNo one can cry that much!Meg Owens
"Cry Me A River," Justin TimberlakeYou'd have to cry for a year to cry thatKid
"The Crystal Ship," The DoorsIs this why the Titanic broke?Glenn

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