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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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"C Moon," Paul McCartneyMoons do not have letters.MOR
"Cabin In The Sky," Rosemary ClooneyThe sky doesn't have cabins.Yvette Bristle
"Cabin Of Love," Peter Rowan & The Nashville Bluegrass BandLove is an emotion, not a cabin.Yvette Bristle
"Cadillac Tears," Kevin DenneyAutomobiles don't cry.Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Cadillac Walk," Moon MartinAutomobiles don't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Cajun Train," Susan RayeTrains don't have ethnicities.Yvette Bristle
"Calendar Girl," Neil SedakaA person cannot be a calendar.Peter
"California Dreaming," The Mamas And The PapasStates can't dreamHeather Brockwell
"Californication," Red Hot Chili PeppersNo such word.Mike
"Calling All Angels," TrainWhere's the Heaven Hotline? Show me!BulldozerBegins
"Calling All Comets," Bill Haley & His CometsYou cannot telephone a celestial bodySusanna Viljanen
"Calling Elvis," Dire StraitsIf it's Presley, I don't think he'll answerRich
"Calypso Getaway," Earl KlughMusic doesn't take vacations.Yvette Bristle
"Can I Borrow Some Time," The Butterscotch CabooseNo, because time can't be borrowed.Yvette Bristle
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?," Elton JohnNo, you cannot feel it or touch it.Christy McDaniel
"Can You Read My Mind," Maureen McGovernIf I did, I probably wouldn't let you know.Peter
"Can't Breathe," Leona LewisShe'd be unable to sing & would die soon w/o aid.Meredith Harshaw
"Can't Close the Book," Balance of Power weird kid106
"Can't Cry Anymore," Sheryl CrowOne can't just stop crying all of a sudden.Sheila Oh
"Can't Even Afford To Die," HelixPeople die whether they can afford to or not.Yvette Bristle
"Can't Fight This Feeling," REO SpeedwagonHow do you fight with a feeling to begin with?Larcen Tyler
"Can't Find The Time," OrpheusThe time can be found.Yvette Bristle
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie MinogueNo one could be in her head in the first place.Renee Scoggins
"Can't Give Up The Feeling," All Sports BandYou will have to, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Can't Let You Out Of My Sight," Chuck Jackson & Maxine BrownYou will have to, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me," Alice CooperMost clowns aren't that hungry to eat Alice.Peter
"Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me," Alice CooperDon't be silly! Clowns don't eat people!Isac
"Can't Stop," Red Hot Chili PeppersSi se puede! (Yes you can in English)Atrichoke_Man
"Can't Stop Singing," Uriah HeepEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"Can't Stop The Music," Village PeopleJust pull off the plug.Susanna Viljanen
"Can't Take My Eyes Off You," Frankie ValliWhy? Am I magnetized? How are seeing?Peter
"Canadian Sunset," Andy WilliamsNo country has its own sunset.Heather Brockwell
"Candy Everybody Wants," 10,000 ManiacsNot everybody wants candy (believe it or not).Viola Player
"Candy Girl," The Four Seasons Natalie Snortman
"Candy Lips," Doris Day & Johnnie RayLips aren't made of candy.Yvette Bristle
"The Candy Man," Sammy Davis, Jr.No man is made from candy.MOR
"Candy Moon," Norman BrooksThe moon isn't made of candy.Yvette Bristle
"Candy Rain," Soul For RealRain is made from natural water, not candies.Ricky Ticky Taffy
"Cannonball Noodle," Silver ApplesNoodles can never be cannonballs.Yvette Bristle
"The Cantaloupe Woman," Grant GreenNo person is a fruit.Yvette Bristle
"The Captain Of Her Heart," DoubleMaybe a captain that needs to ask for directions.MOR
"Caravan To Midnight," Robin TrowerMidnight is not a destination.Yvette Bristle
"Cardboard California," Neil SedakaNo U.S. state is made of cardboard.Yvette Bristle
"Cardboard City," Mama's BoysNo city is made of cardboard.Yvette Bristle
"Carefree Highway," Gordon LightfootUm, how can a highway be carefree?Diddims
"Caress Me, Pretty Music," Foster SylversMusic can't caress anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Carolina In My Mind," James TaylorThat ain't where Carolina is.Pam Tabor
"Carolina Moon," Connie FrancisNo two-state area has its own Moon.Karen Smith
"Carpet Man," Fifth DimensionI know of no man made out of a carpet.Peter
"Castle Of Thoughts," BloodrockCastles aren't made of thoughts.Yvette Bristle
"Castle On a Cloud," Les MiserablesYou can't use a cloud for a foundation.brainstem
"Castle on a Cloud," Les MiserablesCrash!Diddims
"Castle on a Cloud," Les MisérablesClouds are gaseous....:The Mizzie:.
"Castles In The Air," Don McLean Pam Tabor
"Castles In The Sky," Ian Van DahlOh my god, where?!Lindsey
"Castles In The Sky," Ian Van DahlTell me why do we build castles in the sky?Idont Havaname
"Cat People," David BowieCats aren't humansErin Esurance
"Catch A Falling Star," Perry ComoHow would you do that? With baseball gloves?oldtimer
"Catch A Wave," The Beach BoysA wave is neither a material object nor a disease.Wanda Ruppendown
"Catch A Wave," The Beach BoysYou can't catch water.Bobby Brooks Lapp
"Catch The Rainbow," RainbowYou cannot do this, as a rainbow is light and air.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Catch The Sun," Jamie CullumNobody can catch the sunIsac
"Catch The Sun," The DovesYou can't catch it, let alone get close to it.Rich
"Catch The Sun," The DovesTried, but failed!!! :(Sean
"Catch The Wind," DonovanYou can't catch windAaerni
"Catching The Sun," Spyro GyraThe Sun can't be caught.Candy Welty
"Caught In A Dream," Alice CooperDreams can't catch anyone or anything.Yvette Bristle
"Chain Me Free," The MatchesWhen someone is chained they are typically trappedAlex
"Chained To A Memory," Pat CarrollMemories can't be chained to.Yvette Bristle
"Chained To Your Love," Betty EverettLove is an emotion and has no chains.Yvette Bristle
"Chains Of Love," ErasureLove isn't made of chains.Yvette Bristle
"Chameleon Boy," Blue OctoberYou're either a chameleon or a boy. Not both!Lizzie
"Champagne Love," Tom FogertyDrinks are incapable of loving.Yvette Bristle
"Champagne Supernova," OasisThere's no champagne constellation.Jules
"Champagne Supernova," OasisName says it all. Get me there fast!JC Foster
"Change Your Life," Little MixYou can't really change your life.Dongquan
"Channel Z," The B-52sLast I checked, all channels were numbered!Larcen Tyler
"Chariots Of Fire," VangelisThat would be useless form of transportation.Peter
"Chase The Clouds Away," Chuck MangioneNo one can chase clouds away.Yvette Bristle
"Chase The Night," Joyce KennedyHow do you do that?Yvette Bristle
"Chase The Sun," Corey HartNo one can chase the sun.Travis
"Chasing Pavements," AdeleSince when can pavements run?JC Foster
"Chasing The Sun," The WantedNo one can chase the Sun.Peter
"Cheaper Than Free," Stevie NicksFree is as cheap as you can get.Yvette Bristle
"Check Out Your Mind," The ImpressionsAt a supermarket or at a library?Peter
"Cherry Blossom Girl," AirUm?Jellybean
"Cherry Bomb," John MellencampNo bomb is a cherryRich
"Cherry Boy," The Bob Crewe GenerationNo boys are cherries.Yvette Bristle
"Child Of The Moon," The Rolling StonesThe moon doesn't have children.Yvette Bristle
"Child Of The Mountain," Bethlehem AsylumMountains don't have children.Yvette Bristle
"Child Of The Wild Blue Yonder," John HiattSkies cannot have children and are not wild.Nick Sandcutz
"Child Of The Winter," PentangleSeasons don't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of Light," Biff RoseLight has no offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of Sea," Black SabbathBodies of water do not procreate human offspringSusanna Viljanen
"Children Of Stone," Marianne FaithfullStone has no children, nor are kids made of stone.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Flame," Tim DonahueFlames don't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Grave," Black SabbathNo such children exist.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Children Of The Moon," The Alan Parsons ProjectThe Moon is incapable of having children.Isac
"Children Of The Night," WhitesnakeThe night cannot have children.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Children Of The Night," Richard MarxThe night doesn't have children.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Nighttime," Climax Blues BandThe nighttime doesn't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Shade," Terra NovaThe shade doesn't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Sun," Billy ThorpeChildren are not born on the sun.Random Madeupperson
"Children Of The Sun," Billy ThorpeThe Sun is incapable of having children.Isac
"China In Your Hand," T'PauAre you referring to porcelain, perhaps?Hota Copy
"The Chipmunk Song ," David Seville & The ChipmunksReal chipmunks don't sing!Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Chocolate City," ParliamentNo city is made of chocolate.Heather Brockwell
"Chocolate Rain," Tay ZondayRain is made up of water, not chocolate.brainstem
"Chocolate Rain," Tay ZondayAs real as the Skittles rainbow.Diddims
"Christine Sixteen," Kiss"Sixteen" is no one's real surname.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Christmas In July," Brave ComboChristmas only comes in DECEMBER.Isac
"Christmas In July," Brave ComboChristmas never occurs in July.Heather Brockwell
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)," MyraSelf contradictory, with or anyone saying goodbyeAmber Wayland
"Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You," Evan Rachel WoodSelf contradictory, with or without youAmber Wayland
"Christmas Just Ain't Christmas," The ImpressionsIf Christmas isn't Christmas, then what is it?Yvette Bristle
"Chrome Plated Heart," Melissa EtheridgeHow the heck can you have a chrome plated heart?Crispay Chicken
"Church Of The Heart," RoxetteHearts don't have buildings in them.George Straitjacket
"Church Of The Poison Mind," Culture ClubChurch does not poison your mindChristy McDaniel
"Cinnamon Girl," Neil YoungNo girl is made of cinnamon.Lydia Helton
"Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll," Blue Oyster CultRock And Roll is not a type of combustion.Karen Smith
"Citizen Erased," MuseCitizen cannot be erased, unless you draw the citizen on a paper and erase itNurul
"City In The Sky," The Staple SingersThe sky has no cities.Yvette Bristle
"City Of Eternal Spring," James CorquitaSpring lasts only three months (1/4 year).Yvette Bristle
"City With No Children," Arcade FireCities have children.Yvette Bristle
"Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)," NOFXCan't have it both ways. They either do or don't.Heather Brockwell
"Clear Mud," The CalliopeMud isn't clear.Yvette Bristle
"Climb Aboard My Dream," Gene WyattDreams can't be climbed aboard.Yvette Bristle
"Climb Every Mountain," Tony BennettNo one can climb them all.Candy Welty
"The Clock's Imagination," Eden's ChildrenTimepieces are incapable of imagining anything.Yvette Bristle
"Clones (We're All)," Alice CooperPeople are not clones.Yvette Bristle
"Cloud 9," The TemptationsClouds don't have numbers.Reggie Pillbox
"Cloud Full Of Tears," Gary TrexlerClouds have water vapor, not tears.Yvette Bristle
"Cloud On My Tongue," Tori AmosClouds don't exist on people's tongues.Yvette Bristle
"Clumsy Card House," Blue OctoberThe builder can be clumsy, but the house itself?Lizzie
"Coca Cola Cowboy," Mel TillisNo cowboy is made of Coca Cola.Marilyn Westbury
"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati," Dr. DementoA cockroach cannot consume an entire city.Natalie Snortman
"Cocktail Queen (Don't She Love To Rock & Roll)," Taxxi'Cocktail' is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Cold Blue Steel And Sweet Fire," Tim CurryFire isn't sweet.Yvette Bristle
"Cold Day In the Sun," Foo FightersWhat strange weather.Lizzie
"Cold Fire," Ernie & PetieFire is hot, not cold. So this is an oxymoron.Yvette Bristle
"Cold Flame," Band Of SkullsThis is an oxymoron. Flames are hot, not cold.Yvette Bristle
"Cold Sun," Edge Of SanityThe Sun is hot, not cold.Kara Oke
"Color Blind Blues," Biff RoseColor-blindness has no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Color Him Father," The WinstonsI've never heard of that color. Peter
"Color My World," Petula ClarkThat's gonne be one giganic crayon!Peter
"The Color Of Right," Rush'Right' has no color.Yvette Bristle
"Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williamsu cant see wind so where's the color comin from?Raphaella So
"Colors of the Wind," Vanessa WilliamsWhat colour are they?lupyne
"Colour My World," ChicagoThe world is not something you can colour.Isac
"Colour My World," ChicagoThat's going to take a lot of paint!Glenn
"Colours Fly Away," The Teardrop ExplodesThey don't fly.Yvette Bristle
"Come Back (Before You Leave)," RoxetteIf you haven't left, you can't come back.Yvette Bristle
"Come Into My Heart," Lloyd PriceA person can't come into another's heart.Yvette Bristle
"Come On Feel The Noise," Quiet RiotYou can only HEAR noise, not FEEL itRich
"Come Softly To Me," The FleetwoodsMotion is literally neither soft nor hard.Heather Brockwell
"Come Touch The Sun," Burt BacharachThe sun can't be touched; death would result.Yvette Bristle
"Comfortably Numb," Pink FloydYou have to feel in order to be comfortableCDD
"Computer Love," KraftwerkComputers don't possess emotions.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Concrete Angel," Martina McBrideif so how could they fly??? duhJenny
"Concrete Jungle," Bob MarleyJungles aren't made of concrete.Yvette Bristle
"Concrete Sea," Terry JacksSeas aren't made of concrete.Candy Welty
"Concrete Sky," Beth OrtonThe sky could never be made of concrete.Heather Brockwell
"Confusion the Waitress," UnderworldNo one I know is named Confusion. Tommy
"Conquer The Sun," Elton JohnWhy does it need conquering?Peter
"Constant Tuesday," Jonathan & LeeTuesday lasts 24 hours, then Wednesday begins.Yvette Bristle
"Cornbread Moon," Joe ElyThe Moon is not made of cornbread.Yvette Bristle
"A Corner Of The Sun," Walter JacksonThe sun doesn't have corners.Yvette Bristle
"Cornflake Girl," Tori AmosNo person is made from corn flakes.Fifi McFeef
"Cosmic Cowboy," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandThere are no livestock in outer spaceSusanna Viljanen
"Cosmic Dancer," T RexThere are no dancers in space.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Cotton Eyed Joe," Amber HayesNobody's eyes are made of cotton.Melanie Bianca Green
"Cotton Eyed Joe," RednexHis eyes are not made of cotton!Christy McDaniel
"Cotton Mouth," The Doobie BrothersMouths aren't made of cotton.Yvette Bristle
"Count Every Star," Donnie And The DreamersThere are too many to count.Yvette Bristle
"Countdown To Zero," AsiaWho counts down to zero? Isn't it BLAST OFF!ThatAwesomeGuy
"Cowboy Angel," Valerie CarterAngels aren't cowboys.Yvette Bristle
"A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done," Sonny & CherYeah, they do get done with their work.Peter
"Cowboys from Hell," PanteraWhen was the last time hell broke loose?Fifi McFeef
"Cowboys In Hong Kong (As Far As Siam)," Red RiderHong Kong doesn't extend as far as to Siam.Lisa Rose
"Cowgirls Don't Cry," Brooks and Dunn w/ Reba McEntireIf they didn't have tear ducts they wouldn'tChristy McDaniel
"Cows With Guns," Dana LyonsWhere'd the cows get the guns?ThatAwesomeGuy
"Cracking Skies," Rob GribbinThe sky doesn't crack.Yvette Bristle
"Crazy Arms," Ray PriceArms don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Crazy City," Barclay James HarvestThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Crazy Lemon," Joe ElyNo fruit can exhibit craziness.Yvette Bristle
"Crazy Train," Ozzy OsbourneTrains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer..thayer
"Crazy Wall Of Sound," WitnessSound doesn't take the form of a wall.Yvette Bristle
"Creeping Death," MetallicaDeath does not move, you just die.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Crocodile Rock," Elton JohnA crocodile cannot be a rock.JC Foster
"Crocodile Rock," Elton JohnCrocodiles don't rock (although the do roll).Regina Olsen
"Crocodile Shoes," Jimmy NailCrocodiles don't wear shoes.Edyth Bowen
"Cruel Shoes," Steve MartinFootwear can't exhibit cruelty.Yvette Bristle
"Cruel Summer," BananaramaA season can't exhibit cruelty.Duncan Moore
"Cruel Sun," Rusted RootHow can the sun have a personality?Natasha
"Cruel To Be Kind," Nick LoweThis is very contradictory; you can't be both.Peter
"Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids," Cradle Of FilthCruelty is not a floral delivery service.Pam Tabor
"Cry A Little Sunshine," Joey Dee & The StarlitersSunshine can't be produced by crying.Yvette Bristle
"Cry For Eternity," DragonforceIf that were the case, you'd be living forever!DJ Blaze
"Cry Guitar," Janis MartinMusical instruments don't cry.Yvette Bristle
"Cry Like A Rainstorm," Linda RonstadtStorms don't cry.Yvette Bristle
"Cry Me A River," Julie LondonNo one can cry that much!Meg Owens
"Cry No More," L.A. GunsHow could you know you weren't going to cry again?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Cry Thunder," DragonforceNot unless you're Thor...GlamRockNinjaLord
"Cryin' Heart Blues," Rick DankoHearts don't cry and they don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Crying Shame," MuseShame is an abstract concept and cannot cry.Lydia Helton
"Crystal Blue Persuasion," Tommy James And The ShondellsPersuasion is colorless and isn't crystalline.Sharon Britt
"Crystal River," MudcrutchThere is no river made out of crystalsRich
"The Crystal Ship," The DoorsIs this why the Titanic broke?Glenn
"Cup Of Loneliness," George JonesLoneliness can't be put into a container.Yvette Bristle
"Curiosity (Killed the Cat)," Little River BandCuriosity, in and of itself, can't kill anything.Heather Brockwell

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