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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with C

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"C Moon," Paul McCartney	Moons do not have letters.	MOR
"Cabin In The Sky," Rosemary Clooney	The sky doesn't have cabins.	Yvette Bristle
"Cabin Of Love," Peter Rowan & The Nashville Bluegrass Band	Love is an emotion, not a cabin.	Yvette Bristle
"Cadillac Tears," Kevin Denney	Automobiles don't cry.	Shannon Ingrid Travis
"Calling All Angels," Train	Where's the Heaven Hotline? Show me!	BulldozerBegins
"Calling All Comets," Bill Haley & His Comets	You cannot telephone a celestial body	Susanna Viljanen
"Calling Elvis," Dire Straits	If it's Presley, I don't think he'll answer	Rich
"Can I Borrow Some Time," The Butterscotch Caboose	No, because time can't be borrowed.	Yvette Bristle
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?," Elton John	No, you cannot feel it or touch it.	Christy McDaniel
"Can You Read My Mind," Maureen McGovern	If I did, I probably wouldn't let you know.	Peter
"Can't Breathe," Leona Lewis	She'd be unable to sing & would die soon w/o aid.	Meredith Harshaw
"Can't Close the Book," Balance of Power		weird kid106
"Can't Fight This Feeling," REO Speedwagon	How do you fight with a feeling to begin with?	Larcen Tyler
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue	No one could be in her head in the first place.	Renee Scoggins
"Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me," Alice Cooper	Most clowns aren't that hungry to eat Alice.	Peter
"Can't Stop," Red Hot Chili Peppers	Si se puede! (Yes you can in English)	Atrichoke_Man
"Can't Stop The Music," Village People	Just pull off the plug.	Susanna Viljanen
"Candy Girl," The Four Seasons		Natalie Snortman
"Candy Lips," Doris Day & Johnnie Ray	Lips aren't made of candy.	Yvette Bristle
"The Candy Man," Sammy Davis, Jr.	No man is made from candy.	MOR
"Candy Moon," Norman Brooks	The moon isn't made of candy.	Yvette Bristle
"Candy Rain," Soul For Real	Rain is made from natural water, not candies.	Ricky Ticky Taffy
"The Captain Of Her Heart," Double	Maybe a captain that needs to ask for directions.	MOR
"Cardboard California," Neil Sedaka	No U.S. state is made of cardboard.	Yvette Bristle
"Carefree Highway," Gordon Lightfoot	Um, how can a highway be carefree?	Diddims
"Carolina In My Mind," James Taylor	That ain't where Carolina is.	Pam Tabor
"Carolina Moon," Connie Francis	No two-state area has its own Moon.	Karen Smith
"Castle On a Cloud," Les Miserables	You can't use a cloud for a foundation.	brainstem
"Castle on a Cloud," Les Miserables	Crash!	Diddims
"Castle on a Cloud," Les Misérables	Clouds are gaseous...	.:The Mizzie:.
"Castles In The Air," Don McLean		Pam Tabor
"Castles In The Sky," Ian Van Dahl	Oh my god, where?!	Lindsey
"Castles In The Sky," Ian Van Dahl	Tell me why do we build castles in the sky?	Idont Havaname
"Cat People," David Bowie	Cats aren't humans	Erin Esurance
"Catch A Falling Star," Perry Como	How would you do that? With baseball gloves?	oldtimer
"Catch A Wave," The Beach Boys	A wave is neither a material object nor a disease.	Wanda Ruppendown
"Catch A Wave," The Beach Boys	You can't catch water.	Bobby Brooks Lapp
"Catch The Sun," Jamie Cullum	Nobody can catch the sun	Isac
"Catch The Sun," The Doves	You can't catch it, let alone get close to us.	Rich
"Catch The Sun," The Doves	Tried, but failed!!! :(	Sean
"Catch The Wind," Donovan	You can't catch wind	Aaerni
"Catching The Sun," Spyro Gyra	The Sun can't be caught.	Candy Welty
"Caught In A Dream," Alice Cooper	Dreams can't catch anyone or anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Chain Me Free," The Matches	When someone is chained they are typically trapped	Alex
"Chained To A Memory," Pat Carroll	Memories can't be chained to.	Yvette Bristle
"Chained To Your Love," Betty Everett	Love is an emotion and has no chains.	Yvette Bristle
"Chains Of Love," Erasure	Love isn't made of chains.	Yvette Bristle
"Chameleon Boy," Blue October	You're either a chameleon or a boy. Not both!	Lizzie
"Champagne Supernova," Oasis	There's no champagne constellation.	Jules
"Champagne Supernova," Oasis	Name says it all. Get me there fast!	JC Foster
"Channel Z," The B-52s	Last I checked, all channels were numbered!	Larcen Tyler
"Chariots Of Fire," Vangelis	That would be useless form of transportation.	Peter
"Chase The Clouds Away," Chuck Mangione	No one can chase clouds away.	Yvette Bristle
"Chase The Sun," Corey Hart	No one can chase the sun.	Travis
"Chasing Pavements," Adele	Since when can pavements run?	JC Foster
"Cheaper Than Free," Stevie Nicks	Free is as cheap as you can get.	Yvette Bristle
"Check Out Your Mind," The Impressions	At a supermarket or at a library?	Peter
"Cherry Blossom Girl," Air	Um?	Jellybean
"Cherry Bomb," John Mellencamp	No bomb is a cherry	Rich
"Child Of The Moon," The Rolling Stones	The moon doesn't have children.	Yvette Bristle
"Child Of The Wild Blue Yonder," John Hiatt	Skies cannot have children and are not wild.	Nick Sandcutz
"Children Of Sea," Black Sabbath	Bodies of water do not procreate human offspring	Susanna Viljanen
"Children Of The Flame," Tim Donahue	Flames don't have offspring.	Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Night," Richard Marx	The night doesn't have children.	Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Nighttime," Climax Blues Band	The nighttime doesn't have offspring.	Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Shade," Terra Nova	The shade doesn't have offspring.	Yvette Bristle
"Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe	Children are not born on the sun.	Random Madeupperson
"The Chipmunk Song ," David Seville & The Chipmunks	Real chipmunks don't sing!	Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Chocolate City," Parliament	No city is made of chocolate.	Heather Brockwell
"Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday	Rain is made up of water, not chocolate.	brainstem
"Chocolate Rain," Tay Zonday	As real as the Skittles rainbow.	Diddims
"Christmas In July," Brave Combo	Christmas never occurs in July.	Heather Brockwell
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)," Myra	Self contradictory, with or anyone saying goodbye	Amber Wayland
"Christmas Isn't Christmas Without You," Evan Rachel Wood	Self contradictory, with or without you	Amber Wayland
"Chrome Plated Heart," Melissa Etheridge	How the heck can you have a chrome plated heart?	Crispay Chicken
"Church Of The Heart," Roxette	Hearts don't have buildings in them.	George Straitjacket
"Church Of The Poison Mind," Culture Club	Church does not poison your mind	Christy McDaniel
"Cinnamon Girl," Neil Young	No girl is made of cinnamon.	Lydia Helton
"Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll," Blue Oyster Cult	Rock And Roll is not a type of combustion.	Karen Smith
"Citizen Erased," Muse	Citizen cannot be erased, unless you draw the citizen on a paper and erase it	Nurul
"City In The Sky," The Staple Singers	The sky has no cities.	Yvette Bristle
"City Of Eternal Spring," James Corquita	Spring lasts only three months (1/4 year).	Yvette Bristle
"City With No Children," Arcade Fire	Cities have children.	Yvette Bristle
"Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)," NOFX	Can't have it both ways. They either do or don't.	Heather Brockwell
"Clear Mud," The Calliope	Mud isn't clear.	Yvette Bristle
"Climb Aboard My Dream," Gene Wyatt	Dreams can't be climbed aboard.	Yvette Bristle
"Climb Every Mountain," Tony Bennett	No one can climb them all.	Candy Welty
"Clones (We're All)," Alice Cooper	People are not clones.	Yvette Bristle
"Cloud 9," The Temptations	Clouds don't have numbers.	Reggie Pillbox
"Cloud Full Of Tears," Gary Trexler	Clouds have water vapor, not tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Cloud On My Tongue," Tori Amos	Clouds don't exist on people's tongues.	Yvette Bristle
"Clumsy Card House," Blue October	The builder can be clumsy, but the house itself?	Lizzie
"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati," Dr. Demento	A cockroach cannot consume an entire city.	Natalie Snortman
"Cold Day In the Sun," Foo Fighters	What strange weather.	Lizzie
"Cold Fire," Ernie & Petie	Fire is hot, not cold. So this is an oxymoron.	Yvette Bristle
"Cold Flame," Band Of Skulls	This is an oxymoron. Flames are hot, not cold.	Yvette Bristle
"Cold Sun," Edge Of Sanity	The Sun is hot, not cold.	Kara Oke
"Color Him Father," The Winstons	I've never heard of that color.	Peter
"Color My World," Petula Clark	That's gonne be one giganic crayon!	Peter
"Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williams	What colour are they?	lupyne
"Colors of the Wind," Vanessa Williams	u cant see wind so where's the color comin from?	Raphaella So
"Colour My World," Chicago	That's going to take a lot of paint!	Glenn
"Come Into My Heart," Lloyd Price	A person can't come into another's heart.	Yvette Bristle
"Come On Feel The Noise," Quiet Riot	You can only HEAR noise, not FEEL it	Rich
"Come Touch The Sun," Burt Bacharach	The sun can't be touched; death would result.	Yvette Bristle
"Comfortably Numb," Pink Floyd	You have to feel in order to be comfortable	CDD
"Concrete Angel," Martina McBride	if so how could they fly??? duh	Jenny
"Concrete Sea," Terry Jacks	Seas aren't made of concrete.	Candy Welty
"Concrete Sky," Beth Orton	The sky could never be made of concrete.	Heather Brockwell
"Confusion the Waitress," Underworld	No one I know is named Confusion.	Tommy
"Conquer The Sun," Elton John	Why does it need conquering?	Peter
"Constant Tuesday," Jonathan & Lee	Tuesday lasts 24 hours, then Wednesday begins.	Yvette Bristle
"A Corner Of The Sun," Walter Jackson	The sun doesn't have corners.	Yvette Bristle
"Cornflake Girl," Tori Amos	No person is made from corn flakes.	Fifi McFeef
"Cosmic Cowboy," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	There are no livestock in outer space	Susanna Viljanen
"Cotton Eyed Joe," Rednex	His eyes are not made of cotton!	Christy McDaniel
"Cotton Mouth," The Doobie Brothers	Mouths aren't made of cotton.	Yvette Bristle
"Countdown To Zero," Asia	Who counts down to zero? Isn't it BLAST OFF!	ThatAwesomeGuy
"A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done," Sonny & Cher	Yeah, they do get done with their work.	Peter
"Cowboys from Hell," Pantera	When was the last time hell broke loose?	Fifi McFeef
"Cowgirls Don't Cry," Brooks and Dunn w/ Reba McEntire	If they didn't have tear ducts they wouldn't	Christy McDaniel
"Cows With Guns," Dana Lyons	Where'd the cows get the guns?	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Cracking Skies," Rob Gribbin	The sky doesn't crack.	Yvette Bristle
"Crazy Train," Ozzy Osbourne	Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer..	thayer
"Crazy Wall Of Sound," Witness	Sound doesn't take the form of a wall.	Yvette Bristle
"Crocodile Rock," Elton John	A crocodile cannot be a rock.	JC Foster
"Crocodile Rock," Elton John	Crocodiles don't rock (although the do roll).	Regina Olsen
"Crocodile Shoes," Jimmy Nail	Crocodiles don't wear shoes.	Edyth Bowen
"Cruel Shoes," Steve Martin	Footwear can't exhibit cruelty.	Yvette Bristle
"Cruel Sun," Rusted Root	How can the sun have a personality?	Natasha
"Cruel To Be Kind," Nick Lowe	This is very contradictory; you can't be both.	Peter
"Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids," Cradle Of Filth	Cruelty is not a floral delivery service.	Pam Tabor
"Cry A Little Sunshine," Joey Dee & The Starliters	Sunshine can't be produced by crying.	Yvette Bristle
"Cry For Eternity," Dragonforce	If that were the case, you'd be living forever!	DJ Blaze
"Cry Me A River," Julie London	No one can cry that much!	Meg Owens
"Crying Shame," Muse	Shame is an abstract concept and cannot cry.	Lydia Helton
"Crystal Blue Persuasion," Tommy James And The Shondells	Persuasion is colorless and isn't crystalline.	Sharon Britt
"Crystal River," Mudcrutch	There is no river made out of crystals	Rich
"The Crystal Ship," The Doors	Is this why the Titanic broke?	Glenn

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