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In 1990, Nugent caused a stir when he commented on racial segregation in South Africa to Detroit Free Press magazine. "Apartheid isn't that cut and dry," Nugent said. "All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands ... These are different people. You give 'em toothpaste, they f---ing eat it ... I hope they don't become civilized. They're way ahead of the game." WHAT AN IDIOTIC BIGOTED OBNOXIOUS IGNORAMUS! Submitted by: All Colors Bleed Into One
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Known informally as: Uncle Ted. Submitted by: Christian
Known informally as: The Nuge. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Two episodes of "Miami Vice"" | He played the abusive husband of Sheena Easton. - Opie M. |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Ted Not-a-Gent | After he said that stuff about Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love on "Rockline" after Kurt died, the name fits. | rocknroll |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Cat Food Fever" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | jamesboyjinx |
"Crack Scratch Fever" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | TonyDuhProducuh |
"Fat Cat Deceiver" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | rocky |
"Back Scratch Fever" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | Junior |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Cat Scratch Fever," | A cat cannot get a fever from scratching. | Rock Maninoff |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
"Name Of The Game," ABBA | "Stranglehold," Ted Nugent |
"What's New, Pussycat?," Tom Jones | "Cat Scratch Fever," Ted Nugent |
"See That Animal," Elastica | "Great White Buffalo," Ted Nugent |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Cat Scratch Fever" | "Crapped my Panties" | G.R. Broski |
"Stranglehold" | "Stranglehold (WWE)" | Van S A'Parody |
"Stranglehold" | "Stranglehold (WWE)" | Grandpa |
"Cat Scratch Fever" | "Tempest Fever" | Cactus Impersonator |
"Stranglehold" | "Stranglehold (WWE)" | Rik Goldsmith |
"Dog Eat Dog" | "Eating Dog" | Steve Kalafut |
"Cat Scratch Fever" | "Mad Rant Screamer" | Violet T. Riol |
"Cat Scratch Fever" | "Justin Bieber" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"Cat Scratch Fever" | "#HashtagFever" | Dan Creeden |
"Cat Scratch Fever" | "Beiber Fever" | Chance Gollnick |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Weekend Warriors | Army Reserve Recruitment | Tarzan |
Weekend Warriors | National Guard Recruitment | Tarzan |
Cat Scratch Fever | "My Cat From Hell" promo | The Nerd |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Jailbait | Vatican | David R |
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang | Rape Recovery Center | Bob |
Cat Scratch Fever | Cat Lovers' Hotline | rocky |
Cat Scratch Fever | Veterinarian | TeddyBear |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Year Of The Cat Al Stewart | Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent | Year Of The Cat Scratch Fever | Peter |
Objection (Tango) Shakira | Wango Tango Ted Nugent | Objection Wango Tango | Dyan Cannonball |
Maybe We Should Learn to Tango K.T. Oslin | Wango Tango Ted Nugent | Maybe We Should Learn to Wango Tango | Tarzan |
Honky Cat Elton John | Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent | Honky Cat Scratch Fever | Millie Verst |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Cat s*** fever
or Cat s*** eater Original Lyrics: Cat scratch fever
| "Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Cat scratched beaver
Original Lyrics: Cat scratch fever
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"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Back scratch fever
Original Lyrics: Cat Scratch Fever
| "Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Justin Bieber
Original Lyrics: Cat Scratch Fever
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Cat scratched beaver
Original Lyrics: Cat scratch fever
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Mason I was listening to the song on my radio in my truck then I heard cat scratched beaver and I was like wtf. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Funny Lyrics: I feel no pain, I've got to ch ch change
Why They're Funny: This is funny because it sounds like he is saying I've got to judge a train. Why would anybody judge a train?
Submitted by: Erica McClellan
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"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Cat scratch fever...(4x)
Why They're Repetitive: Repetetive but fun with my lays Stackers and Keebler's 'Tato Skins.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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"Wango Tango"
The Dirty Lyrics: When I need some lubrication - Baby! Kinda like, goes kinda like this You take her right ankle out You take her left ankle out You get her belly propped down You get her butt propped up Yeah lookin' good now baby I think you're in the right position now baby
Why They're Dirty: I guess I never really listened to the lyrics before today because there is no doubt that the Wango Tango is about doing it doggy style.
Submitted by: Susan
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"Hey Baby"
Opening Lines: Hey baby, tell me why you hangin' round.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Wango Tango"
The Made Up Words: Wango, and any other words he makes up live
Comments: "Wango Tango" are the only set words in the song. It changes every time he performs it, but what is a wango?
Submitted by: person number infinity
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