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Fun Music Information -> Ted Nugent
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Quotes:
In 1990, Nugent caused a stir when he commented on racial segregation in South Africa to Detroit Free Press magazine. "Apartheid isn't that cut and dry," Nugent said. "All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands ... These are different people. You give 'em toothpaste, they f---ing eat it ... I hope they don't become civilized. They're way ahead of the game." WHAT AN IDIOTIC BIGOTED OBNOXIOUS IGNORAMUS! Submitted by: All Colors Bleed Into One
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: The Nuge. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: The Ten Fingers of Doom. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Rocco Whinchester Nugent - We all know that Ted's an avid hunter and loves guns. But did he really have to name is kid after one?? LOL. Submitted by: Ameris
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Ted Not-a-Gent | After he said that stuff about Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love on "Rockline" after Kurt died, the name fits. | rocknroll |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Cat Food Fever" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | jamesboyjinx |
| "Crack Scratch Fever" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | TonyDuhProducuh |
| "Fat Cat Deceiver" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | rocky |
| "Back Scratch Fever" | "Cat Scratch Fever" | Junior |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "What's New Pussycat?," Tom Jones | "Cat Scratch Fever," Ted Nugent |
| "See That Animal," Elastica | "Great White Buffalo," Ted Nugent |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Fee For All" originally "Free For All"
Alyssa Jayne
"Free For Al" originally "Free For All"
Some guy named Al likes getting free things.
Valerie Cameron
"Cat Scratch Ever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Janice Ferrell
"Wango Tang" originally "Wango Tango"
Ted Nugent introduces a new Tang flavor?
Ed
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Can't Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Help! I've got an itch and I can't scratch it!
crazydon
"Coat Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Peter
"Scat Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Ted must have been scratched by Ella Fitzgerald.
Peter
Change a Letter:
"Tree For All" originally "Free For All"
Miranda Turner
"Cat Scratch Never" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Miranda Turner
"Cap Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Joe
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Dog Eat Dog" | "Eating Dog" | Steve Kalafut |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Mad Rant Screamer" | Violet T. Riol |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Justin Bieber" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "#HashtagFever" | Dan Creeden |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Beiber Fever" | Chance Gollnick |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Blackjack Fever" | blackjack21 |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Gat-Whacked Femur" | John A. Barry |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "That Scamp, Beaver" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Wal-Mart Greeter" | Andria |
| "Cat Scratch Fever" | "Cream Cheese Danish" | Andria |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Wang Dang Sweet Poontang | Rape Recovery Center | Bob |
| Cat Scratch Fever | Cat Lovers' Hotline | rocky |
| Cat Scratch Fever | Veterinarian | TeddyBear |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Honky Cat Elton John | Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent | Honky Cat Scratch Fever | Millie Verst |
| Snakeskin Cowboys Ted Nugent | Cowboys from Hell Pantera | Snakeskin Cowboys from Hell | poo |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Juice Nugent
Juice Newton combined with Ted Nugent
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Ted Baxter
Ted Nugent combined with Skunk Baxter
Weathercaster from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show", as portrayed by the late Ted Knight.
Submitted By: KooKooDee
Misheard Lyrics:
"Stranglehold"
Misheard Lyrics: You put me in my brain
Original Lyrics: You put me in my place
| "Motor City Madhouse"
Misheard Lyrics: Mad Dog Tannen gonna set you free.
Original Lyrics: Mad dog town gonna set you free.
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"Free For All"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a free for all on hyacinths
Original Lyrics: It's a free for all and I've heard it said
| "Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics: Cats hate liver.
Original Lyrics: Cat scratch fever
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Motor City Madhouse"
Misheard Lyrics: Mad Dog Tannen gonna set you free.
Original Lyrics: Mad dog town gonna set you free.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: David Jones When I first heard this song, I thought about Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen from Back to the Future III, even though this song came out almost 15 years before that movie. |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Funny Lyrics: I feel no pain, I've got to ch ch change
Why They're Funny: This is funny because it sounds like he is saying I've got to judge a train. Why would anybody judge a train?
Submitted by: Erica McClellan
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Cat scratch fever...(4x)
Why They're Repetitive: Repetetive but fun with my lays Stackers and Keebler's 'Tato Skins.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Wango Tango"
The Dirty Lyrics: When I need some lubrication - Baby! Kinda like, goes kinda like this You take her right ankle out You take her left ankle out You get her belly propped down You get her butt propped up Yeah lookin' good now baby I think you're in the right position now baby
Why They're Dirty: I guess I never really listened to the lyrics before today because there is no doubt that the Wango Tango is about doing it doggy style.
Submitted by: Susan
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Wango Tango"
The Made Up Words: Wango, and any other words he makes up live
Comments: "Wango Tango" are the only set words in the song. It changes every time he performs it, but what is a wango?
Submitted by: person number infinity
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Bay Dune Ode" originally "Need You Bad"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"You Ban Deed" originally "Need You Bad"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Doe By A Dune" originally "Need You Bad"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Need Buoy Ad" originally "Need You Bad"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Denude A Boy" originally "Need You Bad"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
BAG: "Bound And Gagged"
Submitted by: Hardrock
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Free Or Fall" originally "Free For All"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Gowned And Bagged" originally "Bound And Gagged"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"Gowned And Bagged" originally "Bounded And Gagged"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Nude Ted Gent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: What was the question?
Ned Tugent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: Rocky
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
""South Should Have Won" Comment"
Ted Nugent says that the United States might be better off if the South had won the Civil War. The rocker wrote an op-ed piece for the Washington Times blasting Chief Justice John Roberts for his "traitor vote" on healthcare, adding that Roberts "squandered the opportunity to restore judicial, financial, and legislative unity to a government that by any sane person's standards is insane and addicted to centralized federal control of our lives." He claims that the branches of government hold the 10th Amendment in contempt and that Our Founding Fathers concept of limited government is dead.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"His ultra-Conservative views"
Nugent, a meat-eating Republican who supports guns and hunting, insulted both Obama and Hilary Clinton during a concert on August 21, 2007 while the two were campaigning for the Democratic Presidential election. Nugent also defended his anti-Obama rhetoric by comparing himself to "a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally"..
Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
"Ranchin', Racin' and Arresting"
Once owned (with partners) the tenth largest dairy farm in the US. He also had a large dirt track on his ranch in Michigan- a house that he had to leave due to deadly mold spores. The Nuge has also been deputized in both Michigan and Texas.
Submitted by: hoodwink19
"His controversial views on the late Kirk Cobain"
Nugent, a raving Conservative, went on the radio show "Rockline". When a listener asked him why Kirk Cobain wasn't on his list of great rock artists, Nugent called the late Cobain "an example of disgusting self-denial." Nugent added: "I didn't like him, I'm glad he's dead. And the only way that girl, Kirk Cobain's daughter (Frances Bean, who was still an infant), will have a normal childhood is when that worthless, addicted slut of a mother (Courtney Love) dies, and she'll be given to parents that give a damn." I don't think Nugent was invited back on the show.
Submitted by: rocky
