Fun Music Information -> Ted Nugent

Album cover parody of Free-for-All by Ted Nugent
Parody album cover
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Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: The Motor City Madman. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Rocco Whinchester Nugent - We all know that Ted's an avid hunter and loves guns. But did he really have to name is kid after one?? LOL. Submitted by: Ameris

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Ted Not-a-GentAfter he said that stuff about Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love on "Rockline" after Kurt died, the name fits.rocknroll

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Cat Food Fever""Cat Scratch Fever"jamesboyjinx
"Crack Scratch Fever""Cat Scratch Fever"TonyDuhProducuh
"Fat Cat Deceiver""Cat Scratch Fever"rocky
"Back Scratch Fever""Cat Scratch Fever"Junior

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Wango Tang" originally "Wango Tango"
Ted Nugent introduces a new Tang flavor?
Ed

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Can't Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Help! I've got an itch and I can't scratch it!
crazydon
"Coat Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Peter
"Scat Scratch Fever" originally "Cat Scratch Fever"
Ted must have been scratched by Ella Fitzgerald.
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Tree For All" originally "Free For All"
That's nice that Ted shares his trees.
Metalhead

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Cat Scratch Fever""Bat Scratch Fever"Alvin Rhodes
"Cat Scratch Fever""Tiger Fever"Max Power
"Free For All""Reefer Hall"Porkbeard
"Cat Scratch Fever""Sasquatch Fever"Steve Kalafut
"Cat Scratch Fever""Fat Snatch Cleaver"Johnny D
"Cat Scratch Fever""Cat Hump Beaver"Mikey Boy
"Cat Scratch Fever""Fat Ass Waiter"The Great Karlando

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Wang Dang Sweet PoontangRape Recovery CenterBob
Cat Scratch FeverCat Lovers' Hotlinerocky
Cat Scratch FeverVeterinarianTeddyBear

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Snakeskin Cowboys
   Ted Nugent
Cowboys from Hell
   Pantera
Snakeskin Cowboys from Hell
poo

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Ted Baxter
Ted Nugent combined with Skunk Baxter
Weathercaster from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show", as portrayed by the late Ted Knight.
Submitted By: Rocky

Misheard Lyrics:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats hate liver.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
"Wango Tango"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salami legs
or
Slimy legs
Original Lyrics:
Salivilate
(aka "Salivate")
"Free For All"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I just can't match your pee.
Original Lyrics:
And I just can't let you be.
"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat scratched beaver
or
Cat s***** beaver
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that streaker.
Original Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever

Story about this misheard lyric by: Brenda

I was young and it was on the radio the same time as Ray Stevens' "The Streak".

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Funny Lyrics:
I fee no pain, I've got to ch ch change
Why They're Funny:
this is funny because it sounds like he is saying I've got to judge a train. why would anybody judge a train?
Submitted by: mm
 

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Cat Scratch Fever"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Cat scratch fever...(4x)
Why They're Repetitive:
Repetetive but fun with my lays Stackers and Keebler's 'Tato Skins.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Nude Ted Gent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: What was the question?
Ned Tugent originally "Ted Nugent"
Submitted by: Rocky

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"His controversial views on the late Kirk Cobain"
Nugent, a raving Conservative, went on the radio show "Rockline". When a listener asked him why Kirk Cobain wasn't on his list of great rock artists, Nugent called the late Cobain "an example of disgusting self-denial." Nugent added: "I didn't like him, I'm glad he's dead. And the only way that girl, Kirk Cobain's daughter (Frances Bean, who was still an infant), will have a normal childhood is when that worthless, addicted slut of a mother (Courtney Love) dies, and she'll be given to parents that give a damn." I don't think Nugent was invited back on the show.
Submitted by: rocky
 
 
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