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Song Parodies -> "Eating Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Dog Eat Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ted Nugent

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Dog"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Based on revelation that during his childhood in Indonesia, our current president partook of the local cuisine, including man's best friend. Told from the perspective of his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro. Meanwhile, let's enjoy Ted's original, since (by his own admission) he might be dead or in jail next year.
Javan food can be quite a treat
The menu's so diverse
Just stop complaining and eat your meat
'Cause if you don't, no dessert

Choice cuts are found in every store
Let's see what we got
There's monkey, tiger, snake, and even more
A pooch ends up in our pot

We are eating dog
We are eating dog
We are eating dog

Little Barry from the USA
Moved here with his mum
They've been adapting, try to learn our ways
To dinner we have come

Yeah, yeah, yeah
We are eating dog
We are eating dog
We are eating dog

[guitar solo]

We are eating dog
We are eating dog
We are eating dog
[repeat]
Speaking of dogs, for anyone wondering about Romney putting his dog on the roof of his car, I have an idea in the works for that one, too. Stay tuned.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
'Tis better to have pet a dog than to have et a dog, I always say.
Callmelennie - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
It ain't blue crab .., Lola's grilled a brand new Lab
MrMacphisto - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't ask for a hot dog in Indonesia.

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