Song Parodies ->Authors -> Steve Kalafut
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aw Tawt Aw Taw a Putty Tat | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 331 | |
| For What It's Worth 2003 | For What It's Worth | Buffalo Springfield | No Votes | 66 | |||
| Werewolves of Alabama | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 2351 | |
| I Think I'll Parody, Too | Stuck In The Middle With You | Steeler's Wheel | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Laundry Tonight | Heartache Tonight | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 352 | |
| Yuppie Chistmas Song | Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 198 | |
| Skip It | Whip It | Devo | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Chewie | Chewy | Ohio Express | No Votes | 75 | |||
| The Twelve Days Of The Election | The Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Hokie Believer | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | No Votes | 60 | |||
| Why Don't We Sneak Up On A Toad? | Why Don't We Do It In The Road? | The Beatles | No Votes | 56 | |||
| Boris Yeltsin | Boris The Spider | The Who | No Votes | 60 | |||
| D'Oh-Re-Mi | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| The Supreme Court | Maria | Cast of The Sound Of Music | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 144 | |
| Found Saddam In The Hole | Thirty Days In The Hole | Humble Pie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Fat Cat | Wild Thing | The Troggs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Miss Piggy | Piggies | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 75 | |
| Rights and Responsibilities | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Kiww De Wabbit | In The Navy | The Village People | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 84 | |
| Garbage Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 56 | |
| Lieberman Bites The Dust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Some Bunny To Love | Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | No Votes | 60 | |||
| Horseheads | Nutbush | Ike and Tina Turner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| One Lane Or The Other | One Way Or Another | Blondie | No Votes | 70 | |||
| Til There Was Bush | Til There Was You | The Music Man | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| A Spoonful Of Steroids | A Spoonful Of Sugar | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Tiananmen | Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young | 5.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Tear Down This Wall | Crumblin' Down | John Mellencamp | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 66 | |
| Back In The CIS | Back In The USSR | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 68 | |
| Dubya Is Said To Be A Liar | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | BJ Thomas | 3.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| They Are Cicadas | She's A Rainbow | Rolling Stones | No Votes | 54 | |||
| Look At Stars | King Of Pain | The Police | No Votes | 64 | |||
| Where Were You (During The Last War)? | Where Were You? | Journey | No Votes | 59 | |||
| I've Given Birth To A Frog | Look What They've Done To My Song | Melanie Safka | No Votes | 65 | |||
| I Ran Over The AFLAC Duck | I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog | Adam Sandler | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 741 | |
| Diet Coke | Edelweiss | Cast Of 'The Sound Of Music' | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 257 | |
| What's Up With Marcus? | Too Many People | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Godzilla Matsui | Godzilla | Blue Oyster Cult | 4.0 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 309 | |
| Desperate Michael | Desperado | The Eagles / Linda Ronstadt | 3.6 | 3.6 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Fight For Your Right To Parody (Tribute To Jib Jab) | Fight For Your Right To Party | The Beastie Boys | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 63 | |
| Dubya / Kerry (sugg. by John A. Barry) | Sugar Sugar | The Archies | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 57 | |
| Fuel Cell | Soul Man | Sam & Dave / Blues Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Before You Accuse Bush....Or Bill | Before You Accuse Me | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| The Wabbit | The Rapper | The Jaggerz | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| War | War | Edwin Starr | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 76 | |
| Galileo's Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 382 | |
| Bushies | Piggies | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 53 | |
| Tailgate | Jailbreak | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| In Defense Of Michelle | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 56 | |
| Aleut | Alley Oop | Hollywood Argyles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Back Road To Hell | Highway To Hell | AC/DC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 78 | |
| Vikings From Hell | Highway To Hell | AC/DC | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 117 | |
| De-Lamination | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| No One Died When Clinton Lied? | Where Have All The Flowers Gone? | Pete Seeger | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 232 | |
| Scary Kerry | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 58 | |
| The Volcano's Back | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Katharine Harris Almost Got Run Over | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| I'm A Sinner | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.5 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Just Got Bushed Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Renegade Bin Laden | Renegade | Styx | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Arafat Is Dead | Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead | The Wizard Of Oz | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| I Don't Know The Original | It's Only Rock And Roll | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| I'm A Commuter | Girl Watcher | The Okaysions | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 75 | |
| Maxwell's Equations | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 810 | |
| Hokey Wolf And Ding-A-Ling | My Ding-A-Ling | Chuck Berry | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 562 | |
| Cattle Cars (I'm A Commuter, Part 2) | I Love Rock And Roll | Joan Jett / Gary Glitter | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Pacific Ring Of Fire | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 84 | |
| Little Pink Handcuffs | Little Pink Houses | John 'Cougar' Mellencamp | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Geico Gecko | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 317 | |
| The Dark Side | Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| Dragon Of Pern | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 212 | |
| Roo Poo | Tie Me Kangaroo Down | Rolf Harris | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 110 | |
| Trekkies, Get A Life | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 76 | |
| Lucy's In Production Of Star Trek | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Roasting Pan | Let If Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Cochran's Most Famous Words (Doesn't Fit) | Picasso's Last Words (Drink To Me) | Paul McCartney and Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Jammed Up | Jam Up Jelly Tight | Tommy Roe | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 91 | |
| Ron Mexico | Mexican Radio | Wall Of Voodoo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 429 | |
| Bennie The Sixteenth | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Sasquatch Fever | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 83 | |
| Ratzinger | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 57 | |
| The Amiright Party | Fight For Your Right To Party | The Beastie Boys | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 234 | |
| Ratzinger | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Just As Dumb As Bush | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Sines | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Gulag | Hillbillies | Hot Apple Pie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Brown Sugar (Jefferson/Hemmings Version) | Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Olympics In London | Werewolves Of London | Warren Zevon | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 83 | |
| Robert Mugabe | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 86 | |
| Sith Damage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Albakoykee | Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Crocodile Blood | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Breast Implants | Alcohol | Brad Paisley | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 78 | |
| Change In The Weather 2005 | Change In The Weather | John Fogerty | No Votes | 68 | |||
| Pushy Bushy | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 72 | |
| Go Home, Miss Harriet | Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 64 | |
| Jim Crow | King Tut | Steve Martin and the Toot Uncommons | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| We Will Bork You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Bush's Mistake | It's A Mistake | Men At Work | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Warrantless Searches | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Su Do Ku | Oh Yoko | John Lennon | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| The Stomp | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins or Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 61 | |
| Lies About Bush | Songs About Me | Trace Adkins | 2.7 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 70 | |
| Houri Virgins | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Unavailable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Bouncing Betty | Black Betty | Ram Jam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 418 | |
| Here Comes The Aten | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| The Continuing Story Of Quail-Hunting Dick | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| Beverly Sills | Beverly Hills | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Now I'm 64 | When I'm 64 | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 271 | |
| Spend Spend Spend | Fun Fun Fun | Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 51 | |
| I Stuff Myself | I Touch Myself | Divinyls | 3.5 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 81 | |
| Come Here By Law | Come As You Are | Peter Wolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Sam (The Chinese Importer) | Dawn (Go Away) | Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Amnesty | Yesterday | Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 58 | |
| Good Bye, Al Zarqawi | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| No Indictment For Rove | I Can't Stand It No More | Peter Frampton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Ride Noah Ride | Ride Captain Ride | Blues Image | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| 500 Bombs | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul & Mary | 3.0 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| Do You Want To Leak A Secret? | Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Made In China | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Eight Mile Hike | Eight Miles High | The Byrds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Step Back (I'm A Commuter, Part 3) | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| I Am The Beerman | I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Surrender (In Iraq) | Surrender | Cheap Trick | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 78 | |
| Take The Stud | Leave The Pieces | The Wreckers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Burning Couches | Crazy Horses | The Osmonds | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 220 | |
| Bush Family Tradition | Family Tradition | Hank Williams Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Down In Tennessee | Back In The USSR | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| No Supper Tonight/New Dietician | No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature | Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Frank Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 60 | |
| Crow | Tush | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Look What We've Done To The Dog | Look What They've Done To My Song | Melanie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Spammin' Me | Jammin' Me | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Tigers Of The Snow | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 65 | |
| The Clinton Song | The Llama Song | Flash Program | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 76 | |
| Barack Obama | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| It's So Cold (A Dissent On Global Warming) | She's So Cold | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Let There Be Immigrants | Let There Be Peace On Earth | Sy Miller & Jill Jackson | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 63 | |
| Demonstration | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 59 | |
| Guinness | Venus | Shocking Blue | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 67 | |
| Anal Wipe (One Square) | Edelweiss | Cast of The Sound Of Music | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 99 | |
| The Politician | The Hokey Pokey | Larry LaPrise | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 72 | |
| Wig It | Dig It | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| When George Foreman Lights His Grill | When The Foeman Bares His Steel | Gilbert & Sullivan (Pirates Of Penzance) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Who Let The Dogs Fight | Who Let The Dogs Out | Baja Men | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Bleeding-Hearted Liberal | Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan (Pirates Of Penzance) | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 154 | |
| With Cat-Like Tread, Looney Tunes Version | With Cat-Like Tread | Gilbert & Sullivan (Pirates Of Penzance) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| Craig Is In The Men's Room | Smoking In The Boy's Room | Brownsville Station | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 154 | |
| Don't Tase Me Bro | Funiculi Funicula | Italian (Sorrentine) Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Go Now, Larry Craig | Go Now | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| How Much Of Dolly Is Real? | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | 4.6 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 133 | |
| Eighteen And One | Beverly Hills | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Just Words | Words | The Bee Gees | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 97 | |
| Lefty, You're A Rich Man | Baby, You're A Rich Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 87 | |
| Darth Bane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Left Wing Fantasies | Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves | Cher | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Corn King | Sun King | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Superdelegate | Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan (Pirates Of Penzance) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Alcoholic Medley | Abbey Road Medley | Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Wife Is Richer (Don't Call Me Bush) | Girlfriend Is Better (Stop Making Sense) | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 65 | |
| Black Hole | Brick House | The Commodores | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 53 | |
