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Song Parodies -> "Crocodile Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Crocodile Blood"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Something in the blood of certain Australian crocs has been found to kill HIV. Salties and freshies are two types of Aussie crocs, named after the type of water they inhabit. If you can, sing in a Steve Erwin voice. However, please do not dangle your kid above the crocs.
I remember when crocs were bad
And you don't want make them mad
They can bite and they can swim
Get too close to water and they'll drag you right in
But the biggest way I've ever helped
Was getting something from the crockies themselves
While the other folks would watch them in the mud
We were making elixir from the crocodile's blood

Well

Crocodile serum, it might just cure 'em
'Cause the stuff kills HIV
And soon if I want a real good time
Will be safe for her/him and me
Won't have to worry on Friday night
If what I'm doing turns out right
And while crocodile rocking, we're out of sight

Laaaaaaa, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la

As the years went by many crocs have died
Too many were killed by stupid foreign guys
Long nights hoping that I'll know what to do
Thinking 'bout the salties and the freshies, too
But they'll always have my new respect
Saving lives which coulda been wrecked
Learning fast from our errors past
We really hope the Crocodile blood will last

Well

Crocodile serum, it might just cure 'em
'Cause the stuff kills HIV
And soon if I want a real good time
Will be safe for her and me
Won't have to worry on Friday night
If what I'm doing turns out right
And while crocodile rocking, we're out of sight

Laaaaaaa, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la

(repeat 1st verse and chorus, and end with)

Laaaaaaa, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la (repeat)

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Pacing: 4.2
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Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Ou-ou-ou-out of si-i-i-ight! (La, la la la la la...)
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job, steve...my favorite of the day...5s
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Far out --- and hopeful, too!
D.P.V.S. - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You made fun of crocadile rock but i like this song anyway.

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