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Song Parodies -> "Darth Bane"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Darth Bane"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Always two Sith there are, a master and an apprentice. Was established, this Rule of Two, by Darth Bane. Named Dessel, he was, but bane of his existence, his father would call him. So the name Bane, he would take.
A miner on Apatros
His name was Dessel, the son of Hurst
His dad would frequently say Des was his bane
And beat him, to make things worse
But then, with his mind Des killed his
Dad, gave him what he deserved
Soon afterwards, he was no more a miner
No more a miner, 'cause

He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
He's Darth Bane (Darth Bane)
Because of him the Sith always are two
Dee two, are two

Well, he lived a thousand years before
The Skywalkers were around
And he knew that there only could be a pair
The order that he would found
And the Sith made sure the Rule of Two
Was faithfully passed down
There would be one master and one apprentice
Just one apprentice, 'cause

He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
He's Darth Bane (Darth Bane)
Because of him the Sith always are two
Dee two, are two

[instrumental]

There would be one master and one apprentice
Just one apprentice, 'cause

He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
He's Darth Bane (Darth Bane)
Because of him the Sith always are two
Dee two, are two

He joined up with the Brotherhood of Darkness
At Kashyyyk their battle won
He would later study under Master Qordis
And searched for Darth Revan's old holocron
The Sith met the Jedi at Ruusan
They all would die, except
One Sith would survive 'cause he stayed at a distance
Stayed at a distance, and

He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
He's Darth Bane (Darth Bane)
Because of him the Sith always are two
Dee two, are two, dee two

He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
He's Darth Bane
Because of him the Sith always are two
Yes, a Star Wars geek, I am.

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