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Song Parodies -> "The Clinton Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Llama Song"

Original Performer:

Flash Program

Parody Song Title:

"The Clinton Song"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

To see the original, go here. Sir Henry C. was a British general in the Revolutionary War. De Witt C. was the man who oversaw the construction of the Erie Canal, which his detractors called "Clinton's ditch".
Billy Clinton, Hill'ry Clinton
And their daughter Chelsea Clinton
Plus his brother Roger Clinton
Clinton Clinton Bush

General Sir Henry Clinton
New York Gov'nor De Witt Clinton
Redskins tailback Portis Clinton
Clinton Clinton Bush

What is wrong with Dubya?
Does he have a brain?
Mohamar Khadaffy
And was Saddam insane?
Kim Jong Il is surely
Sitting on his tush
Why's a bird in hand worth
Two birds in a bush?

Did you ever see a Clinton
Ask someone to kiss his Clinton?
Senator is Mrs. Clinton
Clinton Clinton Bush

Haircut on a plane had Clinton
Surely felt your pain did Clinton
Sax on Penny Lane played Clinton
Clinton Clinton Bush

Say goodbye to Enron
Llama and the duck
Is it unilateral?
Are we out of luck?
I can barely think now
Should I pull or push?
Nothing left to do but
Beat around the bush

[repeat until your brain is thoroughly scrambled.]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
nice job...5s
DJ - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
haha good job on the lama song

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