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Song Parodies -> "Sasquatch Fever"

Original Song Title:

"Cat Scratch Fever"

Original Performer:

Ted Nugent

Parody Song Title:

"Sasquatch Fever"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

We know the Nuge likes to hunt. Let's see if he's brave enough to go after one of these critters. The last verse is based on a recent cell phone commercial.
Well I don't know where it comes from
Or if it is real
A creature I'd like to meet
And I don't know if they hoax it
But they sure found some tracks
The plaster casts of its feet

They give me Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever

Well the first time that I saw it
It was on that film
It's walking through the forest next door
Well I searched the internet to
See what I could find out
I wish I could learn some more

I got the Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever
I got the Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever

It might be dangerous
Don't cause a scrape
You stare with mouth agape
And if you see it, then
Get it on tape
Might be a giant ape, ape
Oh please help me escape

(guitar solo)

Well I heard the Bigfoot say
"Hey, you ain't got no cam
You won't be gettin' pic of me"
But my cell phone took a pic
Of that furry quasi-man
And I'm uploadin' it for free

I'm givin' Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever
I got the Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever

Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever
Sasquatch fever

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
funniest title of the day and the parody lived up to the promise...great jobs....5s plus
Scrawny Johnny - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You don't see very many parodies of The Nuge, so it's refreshing to see parodies of his songs posted. By the way, this a very funny and well done parody! I think the Great Gonzo himself would be proud!
Johnny D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It wasn't The Sasquatch. It was The Nuge on his way to the barber.
Red Ant - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, he might hunt a Sasquatch for food but if he found a younger girl sasquatch that was pretty well......lets just say he may create a hybrid race called " Tedquatch ". :) 5's.
Steve Kalabigfoot - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. JD - so THAT's what's on that film. Hmmmm..... Red - Imagine the noise that a Tedquatch could make, using both voice and guitar.
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done....555

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