-> "When George Foreman Lights His Grill"
Original Song Title:
"When The Foeman Bares His Steel"
Parody Song Title:
"When George Foreman Lights His Grill"
The Lyrics
[solo male voice, (with male backup vocals):]
When George Foreman lights his grill
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
We are goin' to eat our fill
(We're gonna eat)
And we find that we are fools
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
As we hang our tongues and drool
(We're gonna eat)
Now we're getting in the mood
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
George is serving up the food
(We're gonna eat)
There is nothing brings us round
Like the ringing clanging sound
As the dinner bell resounds, ba dop, ba dop, ba bop
[male voices continue:]
Yum yum yum yum yum, we're gonna eat, I say that
Yum yum yum yum yum, we're gonna eat
We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat
We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat, I say that
Soon, we are going to eat
[solo female voice:]
Take your hot dogs, take your burgers
Everything you need to serve them
Chicken cutlets, steak and pork chops
Go enjoy your gluttony
Take your mustard and your ketchup
Spill, and you will clean the mess up
But for now it's time to set up
Everyone, it's time to eat
[female voices:]
Everyone, it's time to eat
Everyone, it's time to eat
[male solo (and backing) voices:]
Now we see you've taken care
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
That this food is well-prepared
(We're gonna eat)
We should make complete our cheer
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
With a hearty round of beer
(We're gonna eat)
We are going to fill our plates
In our highly hungry state
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
'Cause we see you've taken care
That this food is well-prepared
(We're gonna eat, we're gonna eat, we're gonna eat)
[solo female voice:]
Go enjoy your hearty dinner
And become all glut'nous sinners
There's no way that you'll be thinner
By the time you're in your grave
[female voices:]
For your food is good and filling
Eat as much as you are willing
All your dentists will be drilling
Just because of what you crave
[solo male voice:]
Now we're sitting down to eat
And we thank you for this treat
And there's nothing that we lack
Even ribs of baby back
Still, perhaps it would be wise
Not to eat things with our eyes
One thing that we shouldn't do
Bite off more than we can chew
[male voices:]
Yes, we shouldn't, me and you
Bite off more than we can chew
Shouldn't do, me and you, bite not chew
We should not do
[repeat first male solo (and backing) and female solo parts,
with other female voices joining in - AT THE SAME TIME, then continue with:]
[everyone:]
Yum yum yum yum yum, we love to eat, I say that
Yum yum yum yum yum, we love to eat
We love to eat, we love to eat
We love to eat, we love to eat, I say that
Yes, we all love to eat
[George Foreman (and male backup voices):]
Don't go away (right now, we're full)
What's that you say? (we've had enough)
Another tray? (no thanks, we're full)
But you can't stay? (we've had enough)
[everyone:]
Yes sir, we've had enough
Yes sir, we've had enough
[George Foreman:]
Guess what, there's still more
[everyone:]
We've had enough
Yes sir, we've had enough
Yes sir, we've had enough
[George Foreman:]
Guess what, there's still more
[everyone:]
We've had enough
We've had enough
We've had enough
We're full, we're full, we're full, we're full
[everyone falls on their seats and burps]
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