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Song Parodies -> "Ron Mexico"

Original Song Title:

"Mexican Radio"

Original Performer:

Wall Of Voodoo

Parody Song Title:

"Ron Mexico"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

A woman is suing Atlanta QB Micheal Vick, alleging that he gave her herpes. When he had himself tested, he used an alias, which happens be the real name of a minor league hockey player.
I used to be a football groupie
And I went after the Falcons QB
I think I have a brand new sickness
I caught it from his Michael Vick-ness

Well then I sued, he's been busted
Went to the doctor and he got tested
He used a false name, that's what he done
Why didn't he just use his real one?

He calls himself Ron Mexico
That is his alias, he's Ron Mexico

He is a faker and betrayer
Used the name of a hockey player
Seems to me that he's a cheater
I'm an angry seƱiorita

He calls himself Ron Mexico
That is his alias, he's Ron Mexico
He calls himself Ron Mexico
That is his alias, he's Ron Mexico

That's when I went down to Atlanta
Got a virus, it ain't hanta*
I know it sounds a little cooky
But his mom still calls him "Ookie"

Back when I was a football groupie
And I went after the Falcons QB
I think he gave me my new sickness
That's why I sued his Michael Vick-ness

He called himself Ron Mexico
That was his alias, he's Ron Mexico
He called himself Ron Mexico
That was his alias, he's Ron Mexico

Mexico Mexico... Mexico Mexico... Mexico Mexico...

He calls himself Ron Mexico
That is his alias, he's Ron Mexico
He calls himself Ron Mexico
That is his alias, he's Ron Mexico

Mexico Mexico... That ain't his name
*The term "hanta" refers to the hantavirus, which is airborne, and back in the 90's killed several Native Americans in New Mexico.

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alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
well paced and goofy..i liked it
Charlie Decker - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is really funny! I'm working on a Ron Mexico parody of my own, so look for it soon...

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