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Song Parodies -> "Craig Is In The Men's Room"

Original Song Title:

"Smoking In The Boy's Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brownsville Station

Parody Song Title:

"Craig Is In The Men's Room"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

My turn to dump (pun intended) on Larry Craig.
How y'all doing out there?
Do you ever seem to have one of those days
When everyone's getting on your case,
From the other side of the aisle
All the way down to your own party's chairman?
Well, Larry Craig's been having one of those days big time,
But he's found his way to get out of here.
Let me tell you 'bout

Sitting in the restroom trying to take a dump
List'ning to some footsteps, who is this chump?
He sits down, now what should I do?
His foot hits mine as I push out number two

Craig is in the men's room
Craig is in the men's room
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

Checking airport halls, making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls, hoping that somebody's here
He reaches down, I see his hand
No paper, instead I could see his wedding band

Craig is in the men's room
Craig is in the men's room
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

[harmonica and guitar solos]

No longer works on the Senate floor
Pleaded guilty, he's out the door
Where'd he go after his plane came around?
Two hours later, the senator was found

Craig is in the men's room
Craig is in the men's room
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

One more!

Craig is in the men's room, yes indeed, Larry
Craig is in the men's room, wo-oh
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

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alvin - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
i like it
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Smokin'!
TJC - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice send up (the river, that is!).
Meriadoc - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
A great improvement on the OS... :-)
Phil Alexander - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
:-D
John Jenkins - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
What is Steve Kalafut doing spoofing a Republican? It's OK - it shows you have a sense of humor - but do AmIRight liberals spoof Democrats?
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
you've just gotta be careful when you pick up dropped toilet rolls in gay beats that you don't accidentally give code hand signals whilst touching shoes - why don't they teach you that? - good one Steve - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I think the Larry Craig story should be retired now on a high note; and this is a very high note to retire it on, Steve. 555
p.s. Stu: Your "advice" smacks of a lesson learnt the HARD way, mate...something you're not telling us? ;-)
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah, well they spent all that time teaching me algebra Kristof, surely they could have spent just 5 minutes on the other - sigh, that's four years and ten months that I'll NEVER get back....

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