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Song Parodies -> "Scary Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Scary Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

I've seen at least one parody, and one original song, with this title, but not to this original. Of course, no one's more scared of Kerry than the man he wants to replace.
Un, deux, one, two, trois, quatre

Better tell Georgie, about the guy he'll face
He's coming atcha, wants to take your place
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
He is scary, do not tarry, must be wary

Threw away medals, to protest the war
Or were they just ribbons? No one knows for sure
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
Adversary, never vary, don't get buried

Chaney told Bushie, "Here's what we must do"
Get you some more righties, to cast their votes for you
Scary Kerryyyyyyyyyyy, scary Kerry
Thrust and parry, bloody Mary, Tom and Jerry

[as in the original, insert a spoken "now watch it" every once in a while]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Spelling Police - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You spelled Cheney wrong.
Steve K. - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry officer. Does this mean I'm getting a ticket?
alvin rhodes - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
5s from me...BTW, cheney is spelled C-R-E-E-P-Y
raddog20002002 - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great choice for a political parody! Since I am a Bush supporter, I will give you all 5s!
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You're scarin' me into givin' you some fives!
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Tres bien, Monsieur Auteur de le Parodie!

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