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Song Parodies -> "Miss Piggy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Piggy"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

I was so sad when the Muppet Show was cancelled.
Have you seen her? She's Miss Piggy
He's Kermit the Frog
They're a pair of Muppet biggies
Sitting on a log
She's the alpha hog,
And Kermit knows it

She's a vain one, that Miss Piggy
Sometimes talks in French
Luckily she is a puppet
Lacks a piggie's stench
She's a porcine wench,
And Kermit knows it

In her life, karate training
Keeps Miss Piggy ready to fight
If she finds respect is lacking,
She'll give you a damn good whacking


Every day we watch Miss Piggy
On the Muppet Show
Sometimes she and fellow piggies
Into space they go
I'm glad they don't know
That we eat bacon

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One more time

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jude Rodamer - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5!! I loved it...but then, I've got a soft spot for Muppets.
Miss Piggy - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I took your advice, Steve, and read your glowing parody about me---yes, "I'm so vain" and "nobody does it better"--bang up job here, Steve.
Miss Piggy - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
P.S. Steve, I am truly mortified that I missed your parody about Moi in the first place; I must have been at the beauty salon that day. You could give Kermie a run for his money.

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