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Song Parodies -> "I Ran Over The AFLAC Duck"

Original Song Title:

"I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"I Ran Over The AFLAC Duck"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

If the Taco Bell Dog deserves to be run over, so does this guy.
I was riding my bike on an old back road
Pedalled hard and tried to see how fast I could go,
Well then I swerved and caught myself, and avoided a truck,
But ran over the AFLAC duck

I felt that smush, knew it was no tractor
My ten-speed bike crushed that waterfoul actor
Like old Harry Truman, I accept the buck
I ran over the AFLAC duck

[spoken in a Yogi Berra voice]
That's the insurance that you need,
If you don't have it, and
If you have it, you don't need to get it

[back to singing]
If I am caught they will put me in a cell with a huge lock
Unless I can pin it on a Piece of the Rock
I'll be whipped, then beaten and then I'll be [censored]
I ran over the AFLAC duck

His last words were, "You need some insurance, bro"
I clobbered that bird, to Hell I will go
I should have skipped biking and not tried my luck
I ran over the AFLAC duck

I ran over the AFLAC duck

I ran over the AFLAC duck

Hey Energizer bunny, you're next!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 18

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 5   7

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Big Red - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The original song is a favorite of mine in comedy music, and this parody was almost perfect. The concept was great, however, so 4-5-5.
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hate that dog, hate that duck. But love most of the commericals. Right, Yogi? "Well, they do give you cash, which is just as good as money." It's fun to listen to Y-O-G-I. (Another commerical, this one for one of my parodies.)
The Thought Police - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS,and my fave commercial is the one from Six-Flags Great Adventure with the really old guy dancing up a storm.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
JamieDee - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"OK " "So that was funny as hell", i was searching for some music and found the i ran over the taco dog song and haven't laugh that hard in a long time, i have kids i haven't laugh at like that before. so then i find this site and there it was AFLAC. right now my kids are morning the death of there little white duck......(this is no joke its name too was aflac) maybe ya'll understand the joke now. by the time we found the duck BODY PARTS (stray dogs done a job on it)wasnt no insurance gonna help put out aflac back together again.......R.I.P Our own AFLAC Duck... P/S is there music too this aflac song i would love too hear how that goes
yazan hamide - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
this was even funnier the secondtime i sung it i sent my friend to the hospital singing it over and over a
AFLEC Duck - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey,'re mocking me.
lopez jennifer - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I most certainly am not, benny. :P
Icky Ticky Tavi - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Dktos but it was funny
Scathe - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
ROTFL, Add that gecko to your list and this will be a better world. 555
the geico from the gecko commercials - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
AFFLECK Dick is a stupid copycat. He's trying to get cheap laughs by ridiculing comments by other commentators. Nice try, sucka.
Chris H. - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep , you're right. So does , the Geico lizard , the Energizer bunny , the Domino's noid , & the Pilsbury doughboy.
Dooglebird - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
The Domino's Noid? Wasn't he retired from the advertising campaign in the early 90s?

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