Bloated feeling deep inside
Swallowed all things, except my pride
Feel the pressure coming through
Better stand back, I'm gonna spew

No supper tonight for this glutton
No supper tonight for this man
I've eaten all I can stomach
I've gobbled all that I can

Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow ow eee-yow
Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow oooow

Pepto Bismol comes to mind
Alka Seltzer, wish I could find
Something useful for the pain
Should not eat this much again

No supper tonight for this glutton
No supper tonight for this man
I've eaten all I can stomach
I've gobbled all that I can

Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow ow eee-yow
Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow oooow

[brief instrumental break]

Jocko will warn me of the peril
When we talk about the things I eat
I've got to cut it down and eat less, or there will
Come a time when I can't see my feet
I shouldn't go back to the grub I've munched on
I won't like what I'm gonna find
I know I was wrong but it won't be long
Before I leave it all far behind

'Cause it's the new dietician taking over
It's the nutrition master come to call
It's the new dietician taking over
Got me on the ball
Got me on the ball

Jocko was pleased when he came back last time
It's looking like I've lost some weight
No use whining when there's better dining
So we're going out to celebrate
A dining room in a downtown rest'rant
The menu seems to be just right
A two-course dinner and a bottle of wine
We're gonna have a good meal tonight

'Cause it's the new dietician taking over
It's the nutrition master come to call
It's the new dietician taking over
Got me on the ball
Got me on the ball

BLOATED FEELING
Jocko will warn me of the peril
DEEP INSIDE
When we talk about the things I eat
SWALLOWED ALL THINGS
I've got to cut it down, and eat less, or there will
EXCEPT MY PRIDE
Come a time when I can't see my feet
FEEL THE PRESSURE
I shouldn't go back to the grub I've munched on
COMING THROUGH
I won't like what I'm gonna find
BETTER STAND BACK
I know I was wrong but it won't be long
I'M GONNA SPEW
Before I leave it all far behind

'Cause it's the new dietician taking over
It's the nutrition master come to call
It's the new dietician taking over
Got me on the ball
Got me on the ball

Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow ow eee-yow
Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow oooow
Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow ow eee-yow
Da-un-do-dow ow da-un-do-ow
Da-un-do-dow oooow