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Song Parodies -> "I Stuff Myself"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"I Stuff Myself"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

BBBBUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!!
I love to eat
So please don't you scold me
It's my appetite
That really controls me
I stuff myself
I want you to dine me
Won't forget my food
No one needs to remind me

Alone, or with somebody else
When I'm really hungry
I stuff myself
I'll eat everything in sight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Like the bear named Pooh, I'll eat my honey
I'll be in the dining hall
When you see me, I'm always munching
I want to eat it all

What will I try?
There's donuts before me
Think I would die
If I don't get my coffee
A fool could see
That I'm really a glutton
Now I can't see my knees
And I've lost one more button

Alone, or with somebody else
When I'm really hungry
I stuff myself
I'll eat everything in sight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I love to eat
So please don't you scold me
It's my appetite
That really controls me
I stuff myself
I want you to dine me
Won't forget my food
No one needs to remind me

Alone, or with somebody else
When I'm really hungry
I stuff myself
I'll eat everything in sight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Time to eat
And I don't need nothing else
And when I'm really hungry
I stuff myself
Ooh, oooh, mmmmm, aaaaaah

Alone, or with somebody else
When I'm really hungry
I stuff myself
I'll eat everything in sight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   1
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Poopie Longstocking - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great 90's song, Steve! I shall honour your magnificent work with a perfect vote...5,5,5 that is!
Stephen Harrington - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, a cute parody.
Cigaweed - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
One of my favourite 90s OSes too. I'm making the third 5 5 5 vote.
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Filling... 5-5-5
Red Ant - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Haven't heard TOS in a while, but this is paced well from what I remember. This made me hungry - I think I'm going to go eat a pizza now. Oh, before I go: 5s.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool parody, really liked it.
Daniel Wynhoff - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good nice followthrough could have been a bit more descriptive

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