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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tase Me Bro"

Original Song Title:

"Funiculi Funicula"

Original Performer:

Italian (Sorrentine) Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Tase Me Bro"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

A musical performance of the newly famous incident. Cast of Characters: University Of Florida Student, Senator John Kerry, Female Cop, Other Cops
[student]
Senator, I'd like to ask some questions
If you don't mind, if you don't mind

[cops]
Mister, we are going to arrest you
You're out of line, you're out of line

[student]
Officer, I wish you'd tell me something
What did I do? What did I do?

[cops]
Mister, if you don't cooperate, it
Gets worse for you, gets worse for you

[female cop]
Stop resisting, 'cause it never pays
Stop resisting, or you will be tased

[student]
Don't tase me bro, don't tase me bro,
Don't tase me bro, don't tase me brooooo
Yow-a-yow-a-yow, why did you go and tase me bro?

[John Kerry]
Please, I'd like to answer all his questions
Now if I may, now if I may

[cops]
No, the only thing that we can do is
Take him away, take him away

[student]
Officer, you still have never told me
What did I do? What did I do?

[cops]
Mister, since you put up such a fight, it's
It's bad for you, it's bad for you

[female cop]
Stop resisting, 'cause it never pays
Stop resisting, or you will be tased

[student]
Don't tase me bro, don't tase me bro,
Don't tase me bro, don't tase me brooooo
Yow-a-yow-a-yow, you had to go and tase me bro

[female cop]
Stop resisting, 'cause it never pays
Stop resisting, or you will be tased

[student]
Don't tase me bro, don't tase me bro,
Don't tase me bro, don't tase me brooooo
Yow-a-yow-a-yow, you had to go and tase me bro

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Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! 555!
Dylan "Super Mario" Baranski - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
It's-a me, Mario! (gets hit with taser) AYAYAYAYAYA! Mama Mia! 555 volts-a of electricity!
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Funiculi funny.... nice choice of a "different" OS for this topic. Afivefromme, afiveforya.
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Stunned is this dweeb, stunned by a spark. Funny, this, Steve, hahahaha!
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
It got a charge out of me... 5-5-5
John Jenkins - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Steve. I suspect that when Senator Kerry sees your video, he will be disappointed that you gave him such a minor role.
Steve K. - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. JJ - I wish I had the equipment and skill to make a video. Maybe JibJab can try, since this OS is probably too old to be copywrited.

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